How many enemas have you had in your life

They say that Louis the 14th had over 2000 enemas in his lifetime - it was the age of enema for sure. How many do you think you've had? If you often take two or more in a session - say a soapsuds enema followed by a plain water rinse enema, lets count that as two.

Personally, I estimate I'm in the 1500 to 2000 category - haven't made it to Louis' record yet, but with my French background I'm hoping!

Details always nice about when they have been most frequent, other habits that lead to the count like multiple in one day, etc. Me, I'm pretty much a couple times a week but in the "over 50" age category that adds up.

Definitely over 2000 enema sessions, maybe 4000-5000 total enemas. 2000 sessions is only 2 sessions a week for 20 years. I am in my late thirties. I started with a fleets bottle when I was 8 and saved it hidden deep in my closet. When I was a junior in high school, I got a Sherema bag and colon tube "mail order" and used a money order to pay for them. When that bag and tube arrived, my entree into grand enemas commenced!

Switchablesusie:

Wow, gotta admit I am impressed. You've really been "out there." More power to you!

Now I am seventy. For 50 plus years I have taken at least three enemas a week. That is 7,500. And for 10 years I traveled spending 4 nights in motels. Nothing to do after supper, so get out the enema bag and take three or so, and another in the morning before hitting the road. That should total about 7,500 more plus weekends. So I think 15,000 would be a good conservative estimate. Since I have retired I take about 10 enemas a week. (3 on Sat and 3 on Sun plus several during the week)

Jagson

Hey folks, 5+/- per week for around 10 years puts me at 2600. Never really thought about it this way. Good question.

About 55-60 enemas. I take enemas only from two years. :😃

Enough to fill a small lake or bring to bloom a fair sized desert.

I have been doing enemas for 55yrs,many of those years I worked two jobs therefore, I would only do enemas one or two times a week, I never kept track of the total, however,since I retired four years ago,I have been doing about 50 enemas pr month,which would be about 600 per year.So far,it's been a great ride.This is one train that won't run out of gas no matter how high the price of a gallon goes.Let the good times flow.w/m72yrs/Western Ma

I have been taking enemas for 50+ years. Never kept track of the ones I have taken but I would say one to two weekly until I retired. Now I have more time for taking enemas. I am now taking one to three enemas per week. Have done more but not too often.

In my life time of over 50 years, I know I have had over 2000. My mother and aunt began giving me enemas regularly when I was 2 for constipation problems. They continued givng approximately 2 to 3 a week until my late teens. I have continued the use myself since that time.

😁 I never kept track of that and wouldn't dare to make a guess haha.

Are we talking enemas or enema sessons? With a long and involuted colon, my average enema sesson involved anywhere from 3 to 6 enemas, except when I have a lady to administer ... then only about two. Have been averaging one session a day for 24 year and many before that, so I must be closing in on 10,000.

I'm 33 years old guy, and I've given once a mounth enema, so:

33 x 12 = 396 enemas 😳

I'm 25. Sadly I was given enemas by my mother only about about 15 times.

I thought you were counting enemas as a session not as individuals. That puts me closer to three thousand that one thousand.

Probably closing in on 3000. I started using them on a fairly regular basis after I got my own apartment in grad school.

I don't keep track of these things. My interest in enemas has come and gone over the years. I've probably done a lot fewer than most people on this site.

Arianna

I really have no idea. I never thought of this "sport" as the type to keep a tally or score. I just merely enjoy them when when I am able to indulge....... I would assume a "lot" over the past 40 years though. Is "a lot" a number?

Not enough yet

I have averaged about 1 a day for the last 4-5 years.

In excess of , I'm sure and I'm also being very conservative here , .... 500 plus ...

I mean around 300

I always admire those with a lifetime of enema experience.

I have been getting enemas since infancy and I could perhaps back into a number for calculation purposes, but it would be a little bit like looking at the numbers for the national debt, the numbers are so high they become meaningless! (smile)

I am 51 years old and have been taking regular enemas for 40 years now - it would really be hard to say how many I have taken. It has to be in the 1,000s!

There is no way to guess how many enema I have taken over the years. Even the enemas than I have been given over the years. I know that my body has be given or take for health or fun in 65 years.

I figure i've averaged 2 a day for the past 10 years easy. i'm sure i am way above 2000 but probably not up to 5000 yet.

But i'm working on it.......

I've averaged probably 3/week for the last 45 years or so (since I was about 13), so that's pushing 7000 I'd guess. Definitely over 5000.

ldb

About a 1000

Wow, I just dont know. Have to do some thinking abt this one.