How many enemas have you had in your life

At least 1000 and 3 more later today.

Update since my last post here 4 years ago.

I have taken 3,400+ times for 1,400+ large volume sessions throughout this 19 years. 1,000 times and 600 sessions for this 4 years. Most cases, at least 5 quarts each since this May.

My best guess is somewhere around 1400 give or take. I started when I was 13 and I am now 62. I have been doing enemas about once a week but not always and certainly not when I was living at home sneaking enemas up until my college days had ended.

So what has been the effect of all these enemas? Nothing harmful to my system- I have had good digestive health all my life. And I would say I have had many orgasms along the way that I might not have had.

I think I am way ahead of the game having done enemas for most of my life.

Although I enjoy them by themselves, to me it's still a means to an end. I love stuff, cocks, plugs, ...damn near anything up my butt, so I like to stay clean, cause I never know when I'm going to need my ass next.

If I'm going to have anal sex in the next little while, a bulb cleanout out is plenty. If I'm going down to the club, and might need my butt all day, I do a full colon cleanse, which keeps me spic and span, and debris free for 48 hours. For deep fisting, a full cleanout is nessasary.

So how do I count? Some water has flowed into my ass almost daily for the last thirty years. Every shower I take, my ShowerShot gives me a little rinse just to clear out any dried on lube, and butt goo. That's just part of my hygiene ritual. I also, don't believe in a deep cleanse every day. I think my body needs to poop the usual way to stay healthy. I'll clean afterwards.

Bottom line- Lots.

Just gave this some thought and the numbers add up over the years. I figure I have had over 12,000 enema sessions since my mother started giving them to me weekly at the 5/6 range. I am defining a 'session" as at least one 2 quart enema. Most sessions for the last 40 years are 3 enemas per session. The range is 2 to 5.

I cannot begin to count! According to my aunt, Mom gave me (and my sister, also) a small enema with an ear syringe when she brought me home from the hospital. From then until we left home, we both got enemas at least once a week. When Sis turned 12 (I was 10) we started doing each other in the bathtub. Mom's tub was an old clawfooted one that easily accommodated both of us. We took the 8 oz bulb Mom had used when we were younger, and took turns squirting very soapy bath water into each other until one couldn't take any more. The winner lost, however, as they had to wait in the tub while the loser pooped out enough enema to allow them to get on the toilet. Long story short...Both Sis and I have had thousands, if not tens of thousands in our 70+ years, and see no reason to stop enjoying them.

Let's see. 33% of ( 35 years x 365 days ) = 4,216 sessions.

4 per session x 4216 sessions = 16,864 enemas.

I've got the king beat! No wonder there's a worldwide fresh water shortage!

Actually, my neighbor wastes far more water in his sprinkler system and huge pool.

Kind of like potato chips. One is never enough and I really don't count. I just enjoy them.

Hundreds, but I have given at least a thousand.

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I have been enjoying enemas from the age of 9 and an close to 65 now that is 56 years of enemas if I took an enema once a day that would be over 20400 but my average could be higher because I do 2 or 3 rinses after to soap suds enema so yes over 25000 is a real number for taking enemas.

I think this guy is the winner.

Having had weekly enemas for most of my pre teen years, that's about 600 and have prob exceeded that in my adult life so I'm going to guess I've received about 1500.

Though it wasn't asked, I've probably given around 1000 maybe more. I don't know for sure but I've had a good number of play partners in my years of chasing this fetish

A great number on the order of 3 per week for 48 years which equals 7,488. But in the end it is always n + 1 if you know what I mean! Always a desire for just one more. So very, very awesome each and every time!

I've crunched the numbers several times, and took pretty good track after computers and spreadsheets, my number is in the 10,000 area, pretty much an average of 3 enemers per week as long as I can remember, although over 70 that number had dropped significantly... partner needed!. And between 22 an about 40 there were many weeks with 6 or more enemas, and seasons when playing with a partner with as many as 10.

Two games we used to like to play, how many can you take and expel in and hour and how many can you take before you say enough! My playmate from the 1990's to about 2005 an I would try to best each other on that score, and she could usually win!

I lost count after enema number 500.

Over the past 10 years I believe I have probably averaged 3 sessions per week and 3 or 4 enemas per session. So, that is likely 10 enemas per week = 520 per yer = 5200 enemas in the past 10 years. While I enjoyed enemas before that, they were much more rare.

This thread is a very good reason to have a online spread sheet to sum up this data.

It would have to include some type of method to keep it real. Like maybe to have to be a member here for at least one year to participate? It would have to include the type of enema, the quantity, how many per session, and maybe a few other facts. We all may be surprised at the results, including the medical professionals. If It knew how to set this up I would.

Now that's one hellava question. I'm 86, enemas all my life, from 'the bag' at age four to the present. It was always the most comfortable, considering my birth-defect G.I. tract, but events cause deviations from any real schedule.....however, the math to figure it is above my pay grade. --safely more than 2,000.

the boxcar

Over the past 20 years of doing them. I’d say 2000+. There were times I would do them daily for a month or two I’d say a good number is 2000+ so on average a 100 a year

One every day, for 50 years. Let me count. 18250. if I do not count that I sometimes did two. Whether someone has more?

Oh, don't we human beings like to collect "things". I've been taking or receiving enemas for over half a century. Frequency has depended on circumstances. Its hard to spend quality time on the loo when you have one toilet in your house and two small children or in the single men's quarters in a mining camp.

More recently, with a very understanding lady and three toilets available, much more has been possible. But this leads me back to my initial thought on this thread which is what constitutes an enema? Does it include a colonic (and how do you count the multiple fills and releases) and what about an enema series? Do we really need to count anyway or do we just relax and enjoy?

I would venture a guess of 50+ most given by a cruel dominant woman...my favorite kind!

At least 12000 over 60 years, probably more counting multiple bag sessions

For the last 10 years I have been doing on average (and this is just a wild guess), around 365 per year. Hmmm. Except for leap years when this number moved up to around 366. 😁 Doin' the math yields a total of 3652 enemas in the last 10 years alone.

Prior to that I wasn't on a daily enema routine but still pretty active, with hardly a week going by without at least one or two having been taken somewhere along the line. Let's make a guess of on average 2 per week for the preceding 40 years, adding the total above and also include all the sneaking during my childhood and teens, and we get to a grand total of around 8000 as a lifetime achievement.

Good lord - this kinda puts it into a whole new perspective.....

Way too much during childhood;

definitely not enough since my twenties...😎

Expressed in numbers, around 2,000 to 2,500, with each session usually consisting of an average of three individual enemas.

Here is another one of those threads that went dormant for several years. I went back through some early posts from about 15 years ago and recognize many who posted, but haven't been around for many years.

I'm hopeful that they all enjoyed their time amongst us, and got their fill of this wonderful procedure and pleasure.

While I've posted a few times previously, I wanted to express my thanks to all who have shared their own secrets and friendship, and to those who have kept this site alive!

@sse4fun I'm hopeful that they all enjoyed their time amongst us, and got their fill of this wonderful procedure and pleasure.

Well said! As to how many enemas I've gotten in my life to date - must be in the 1000's. Ha, a corollary question is how many bars of soap have I've gone thru 🧐 along with how many hours have I've spent sitting on the pot 😂 🤣

In my case, maybe in the 10's of thousands over more than 65+ years, and enough water to fill a large swimming pool. Fortunately, no negative conditions or reactions. I believe I've been safe and sane with solutions and volumes.

DITTO,

lots of great people here

I would say maybe 500 to 700. I was about 14 when I started using enemas for sexual gratification. I estimate about maximum of 15 per year since then, hence the estimate.

As a follow-up to my previous post in this thread from 2010 (#143), I have most assuredly surpassed the 16,000 threshold by now.