How many enemas have you had in your life

I have had only 1 but I am getting a enema kit soon! 😃

Well, last year I took 1,035 enemas. So far this year I have topped 300. Since I probably took between 500 to 700 every year from age 5, I am now 60... figure....

I have no idea what the actual figure is, but it's in the hundreds. The high hundreds - maybe even the thousands. Loved them all.

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I don't really know. I'd estimate in the high hundreds, perhaps more than a thousand. Loved them all.

Ha! Thousands!

Not so many, I guess 200 to 250.

Well my mom started giving enemas before I was 1, my first rememberence of one is at 3 , so to be conservative, I will start from there. Now one thing is for certain we got enemas every Wednesday and Sunday night, without fail,and each time it was a soapy enema first followed by a rinse enema, so 4 enemas every week times 52 weeks is 208 per year, times 16 yrs equals 3328 enemas, and in the 20 yrs since I know I have had at least 3000, so conservative guess 6300, high end 7000, so right up there with DLW and probably a lot of others on here I am sure.

Many but not enough.

Enema and suppository use/assistance was a part of my toilet training as a youngster. I witnessed this as an aspect for my younger sisters as well. I'm sure this was also true for my older sister in light of the common use of enemas within my family. Our pediatrician was also a firm believer in the effectiveness of enema use. This undoubtedly bolstered the habits employed by my mom and grandma.

I began to self-administer at age 6. I had begun to sense the pleasurable feelings that I "came" to understand about 3 years later. While those feelings often occurred while I was climbing or straining during play, I also experienced those same pleasurable feelings and contractions while taking an enema. Actual ejaculation didn't start right away and scared me the first few times until I was able to read about the nature of the gooey mess.

Because of my early enema experiences and the discovery of those pleasurable aspects when quite young, I was taking enemas frequently. While I slowed down a bit at times, especially when I became more active sexually within my relationships, I still found enemas to be a very effective procedure for many different circumstances. Occasionally, when subjected in a hospital setting, my sexual attraction to enemas was thrown into overdrive. There were few things more sexually stimulating, than getting an enema from a nurse. This was especially true when the nurse was young and cute. One in particular was a sister of a friend. She really played up the event.

Even when I figured that I would get lucky within my regular relationships, an enema series while getting ready to go out, would keep me in the mood for any activity later on. They had becum quite the aphrodisiac for me.

All this has likely precipitated a staggering number of enemas over my 60 years of existence. I believe I have had between 5 and 10 thousand enemas in my life. The total may well be nearer to 10,000.

When the questions arise concerning negative effects, I can honestly say that I haven't experienced any that are due to my enema use and play. I still have occasional digestive distress, but find that an enema mitigates it more quickly and efficiently than any other treatment. My PSA is at a very low level, and my lower GI procedures/tests have been quite normal with no significant concerns.

While I have taken an inordinate number of enemas, no medical professional has ever identified an issue. I am safe and sane with solutions and volumes, and like many others, I thoroughly enjoy the simple pleasures of an old fashioned enema.

Wow I wouldn't even know where to begin counting. Sometimes enemas are regular once a week occurrences. Other times they are Twice or 3 times a week things. I guess I will just have to say that I haven't had anywhere near enough enemas and its time to hang the bag again.

I'm going to say my current count of enemas over the years is between quite a few and mass quantities.

David 😃

A good estimate would be about 6000.

Well in my 44 years I would have to say between 3000 and 4000 enemas and enema play sessions I would have to say 1000 to 1200 would have been befor I was 18! This would be a rough guess, but in doing some counting and figuring it should be fairly accurate.

I just realized that the question was first asked over 7 years ago. Many of those earliest replies would likely need to be adjusted. As far as the question concerning keeping track of such things, I admit to a bit of an obsession with the procedure and vintage equipment. I suppose that the ultimate tally is otherwise inconsequential.

The true issue is whether any of us regret engaging in our favorite hobby or fetish. The number of replies to the original question might indicate that many of us Klismos are amazed at how quickly our indulgences added up to some substantial figures. I lost track a long time ago and just realized what an astronomical figure it was.

If only our obsessions and inclinations were shared by everyone...............?

I'm not real sure, but I think I've had somewhere near 2,000 enemas so far. That may be on the low side. When I was single I had about six enemas a week when I could. I will have to think on that one for a while, but I know it will be above 2,000 enemas.

Don't know, not enough though I always need more haha

Every time I answer this post, the number keeps growing. My best estimate now, is that I have had an enema a day for the last 65 years. For the first 25 of those years I averaged 3 quarts a day comes to 9125 enemas for 6400 gallons. For the last 45 years, my enemas have been one gallon each or 14600 enemas and gallons. 21,000 gallons of water. I'm glad that I did not have to take all of that water in one enema! when I come to think about it, I could use another gallon right now!

It is easy for me to keep track, my girlfriends is a nurse and designed a bowel management program for me that includes 4 large SS enemas per week which she administers usually without fail. That comes to 208 per year and this is in it's 3rd year. Prior to that it was one to three a week for at least a decade.

Hmm. Not sure, but if pressed to guess, I'd say in the 1000 - 1500 range?

Well, lets see, as I am over 60 and have been an active enemaniac from ever since I can remember (at least 50 years plus), I would have to estimate - how the hell should I know, I never took the time to count, besides, who cares, just so long as the water is wet and warm and the tubing clamp is open and the wet warmth is flowing up my ass filling me with erotic discomfort!

quick edit - thinking about it and playing with a calculator (yes that many) I would put myself in the 14,000-15,000 range over my lifetime to date.

From age 10 to 56 perhaps only one enema per month (550 enemas). With work and family obligations there was not a lot of time to devout to this pursuit. From age 56 to 66 I tried to make up for lost enema opportunity and so averaged two times per week(1050 enemas). From age 66 to 68 with much free time available I do two per day and just love the clean feeling(1450 enemas). So my approximate lifetime enema tally is about 3000 enemas and enjoyed every one of them.

Interesting thread. I'd never thought of it before but can calculate that I have averaged at least 9 enemas a week once I was over 30 and that's not counting the sporadic earlier years. Doing the math for the 35 years, that comes out to over 16,000 enemas. I usually take at least 4 qts. in each enema so that's over 16,000 GALLONS of water/solution that has passed thru me. Woo! - I had no idea. A regular Niagara. It's actually a lot more because some of those sessions (usually ever third or fourth day) involved a constant water flow high enema from a shower hose attached colon tube lasting upwards of an hour. It's impossible to really calculate those but they are probably running at 1/2 gallon/minute flow rate.

So far this year I've averaged 3 enemas a day for I guess 30 days a month average for 6 months ... let's see... 3 enemas per day X 30 (average days in month) = 90 X 6 months = 540 so far this year.... now far the hard part ...math there are 12 months per year so... double the 540 = 1080 enemas per year X 55 years of loving the enema = 59,400 or there abouts... wow, that's a lot of good enemas and guess what? I look forward to the next one.... almost as I did when Mom would say "Mike, it's enema time!"

I was introduced to the nozzle at about 8 years of age and I've been a closet user for well over 65 years looking for the 'perfect' enema and if I keep practicing, I'll get it just right like goldielocks said about the beds and the porridge. 😃 regards, irrigator333

Not really sure of the count but growing my Mother gave me an enema twice a week until I was 18 then from there I went solo and took an enema every other day I now 52 years young I really can't tally it up but lots of them.

Too many to count. Must be in the thousands and have no intention of stopping as long as I'm alive. Now, it's the only sex I get, so I am keeping on with them.

Just in the last ten years, 5 x52x10=2600 very enjoyable coffee enemas...usually a flush before and after so 7800! wow! I'm glad that hole is reusable!

Let's see, I'm going to go with one a week for the last 9 months and call it 40 or less.

Probably closer to 32 but I did do two in a series a few times to see if that added anything to the experience.

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