Doing Dishes

Well.....Something for the ladies and gents to try.

Some kitchens have nice hooks on the cabinets. I have a hook on the side of the cabinet, sometimes I will hang "AMBER" and insert the nozzle and run the enema slowly while doing dishes.

You can MULTI-TASK this way, and not only feels good, but makes the time pass when working.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm An idea, ladies: Make an I.V. pole that attaches to the vacuum, the bag can sway, the hose can flop, and you can fill and clean inside and out 😉.

I like to hook the bag on the back of my robe, (behind the neck) while doing all kinds of housework, BTW MC, men do vacuming as well as women.

WOW Marvin, you are a daredevil. Vacuuming while taking an enema? We have a lot of light carpet in our house, and frequently do not get past the garage, laundry room, kitchen/patio or any other area that has a stone or tiled entrance with shoes on from outside. I've mentioned before I'm a clean freak. There is probably no way I would have allowed someone to talk me into an enema if I hadn't experimented when I was eight years old and found that I liked them. ARRRRRRRGGGGGG I hate dirt, so I sincerely doubt I'd be walking around the house with an enema bag tied to by back, even though it sounds like fun. Even with a double balloon rectal catheter in place, I'd be way to worried an accident/mess would happen that I would have to explain later to my kids or husband. I'm a firm believer in plastic drop cloths where a mess of any kind might be encountered, especially from an enema. Even in the kitchen, I wouldn't be so daring with an enema. I'll do S&M throughout the house when the girls aren't home, but enemas stay in my bedroom or bathroom.

Hey MC ;I have a dishwasher and too many people in my kitchen,however I could hang the bag on the tree out back while I'm cutting logs for my woodstove,nobody would see me because my place is deep in the woods.Let the good times flow.w/m72yrs/W.MA

Hi Susie. I know what you are talking about, but I am saying when you are only alone. I too am somewhat of a clean freak, but if you don't get caught, why not risk it?

That would be one way to keep the neighbors from asking to borrow your lawn mower !!!!!

All this lawn mower talk has got me thinking!

How about doing a JBL on the lawn tractor? A small hole in the back of the shorts should suffice for access.

Might have to try it this summer. Neighbors might start to wonder why I'm mowing the lawn so often though! 😎 😎

Susie if you once in your life act on impulse and did what you NEVER NEVER would do, you will be uplifted, empowered and totally set free. Clean carpets not to worry.

Doing dishes, vac the floor, mow the lawn, chop wood man I must have lead a sheltered life, will work on this to do list. Please I need lots more ideas, don't want to miss out on some new position / location. :~)

Well I just had to try it folks!

In preparation for mowing the lawn the other evening I loaded up the JBL and put on an old pair of well tenderized work jeans (on their way to becoming crotchless). After making a critically positioned slit in the rear of the jeans I placed the JBL on the tractor seat, lubed up the nozzle and sat down. All seemed OK so far, though it did take a bit of wiggling and wobbling to get well positioned.

So out of the garage we go, making our way onto the lawn. Engine revving (mine too) blades engaged and off we go! Reaching down between my legs with one hand on the valve and the other on the steering wheel I momentarily opened the valve. What's that I feel? A tickling on the outside of my rectum and a dampness in my jeans?! Some more wiggling & wobbling to try and get a better seal. Valve open again, that seems better . . . oh oh, that damp feeling again. Maybe if I tighten up on the ol' sphincter a bit more... and on it went.

In the end I did get the back yard mowed (and somewhat watered) and I did end up getting probably a quart or so inside me. The main issue was that the jeans were too much of an obstruction to get well seated on the fairly short JBL nozzle and get a good seal. This was not the problem I envisioned when first contemplating this project. I figured that the biggest issue might be ending up in the far corner of the yard when a bad cramp would hit, necessitating a mad dash for the facilities and maybe a big mess.

While this initial experiment did turn out to be a bit underwhelming it was definitely an interesting feeling to be riding around the yard while taking an enema with the neighbors looking on, none the wiser (I hope 😮).

I'm sure I will try this again with some loose fitting shorts, once the weather warms up a bit more. Still a bit too nippy in the evening for shorts up in these northern hinterlands so will have to wait a while for round two.

How about:

waterskiing-bag inside the PDF-let go of the rope as needed

kayaking-ditto-clean up of the kayak shouldn't be to bad

sailing or wuindserfing-hang the bag from the mast-if there are other intersested people, you will hear from them

jet skiing-just hang off the back of the jet ski, it will do the rest

Yes, I am into lots of watersports

It really feels great loading the dishwasher while taking an enema. Those knobs on the kitchen cabinets work well holding the bag. Bending down to load the bottom rack and stand back up makes you keep your hole tight. Washing windows, inside and out, washing the car (lay the bag on the roof) and washing clothes (use the vibrations of the washer to stimulate your enema) are other ways to enjoy your enema.

Jagson

Thanks for the kudos. Ya gotta be more careful what you dare us E-nuts to try. There is always likely to be at least one in the crowd crazy enough to do it!

I wouldn't be surprised to see a few more reports over the summer of others trying the JBL on their lawn tractor. There really wasn't much danger in being caught since, to the uninitiated, the JBL would appear to be just a cushion if it were seen at all. Just gotta work out the obstruction situation and we should be ready for another test drive.

It will be a long while till I hitch my IV stand to the back of the tractor and hang a fountain syringe (at least until I get my cabin in the woods) but for now this suburban adventure was kinda fun. 😄

I've done the enema while washing dishes thing. It does make it interesting, and I've carried the bag when cycling laundry.

What else? While shaving in the shower with a straight razor, start the flow, wash my hair first, then lather up and shave. Usually finish up the shave and the enema at about the same time.

Oh, and I'll make up about 8 feet of tubing and have one while dusting and vacuuming. Get one section done, hang the bag further on.

Being a bit of a devil when I am horny, I walked into the kitchen with a Fleet in my pocket. My partner was doing the dishes. I pulled his shorts down and put the Fleet in place before he knew what was happening. He took the whole thing and them made a quick dash for the bathroom. He returned to finish the dishes.

Actually mowed this weekend but without the "accessory" this time. Been a bit on the dry side here the last couple weeks so the grass isn't growing very fast and starting to brown in places.

Might need to get out the JBL and give it another "watering" if the weather doesn't change soon ... :😃

I normally take all my enemas standing and have walked through the house plugged and holding the bag. This when I'm traveling between computer and bathroom. Seems that when I'm standing I can get more in and don't have the problems with explosive accidents which have happened upon trying to get up from the bathroom floor. The times I have taken a two bag load I've been standing. Makes refilling the bag that much easier. Just arch your back, clench your butt around the nozzle, relax your stomach muscles and let the good times flow.