Overheard Talk About Enemas

The 1st time I heard about enemas was from my mother saying that I had to do it because I was going to the doctor. she said she had called a neighbor nurse to apply it to her.

I was 11 or 12 years old and at such an age I was curious lol.

When the neighbor was applying it to her, I went through the room and as the door was not properly closed, I could see what was happening.

Although I have heard my mother discuss enemas with other mothers, there were not embarrassing to me...

Same for me... the conversations perked up my ears. I loved hearing the word "enema" for some reason and it certainly held my curiosity.

I was a small boy, maybe 7-8 yrs old. We were visiting my aunt and cousin who were both nurses. They laughed and joked about giving enemas to people, giving them large volumes of soapy water and pushing the colon tube up high. They thought it was funny. There were other comments and discussions but I don't recall what else was said or who else said anything, but it was all ladies.

I was continually surrounded by older sisters, mother, and sister-in-law. On many occasions the conversation would turn to enemas. One time - I think I was 12 - I was a captive audience for them and the subject came up. I was asleep or semi-asleep, or maybe engaged in some activity requiring concentration, so I guess they thought I had tuned out. My sister-in-law started telling a tale of her own sister getting an enema before a recent birth, then at least one or more a few days later, and said that when the nurse came in again, her sister started crying, saying “please, not another enema!” There was some discussion of retention. One of my sisters piped up that she had been in the hospital, and told the nurse she “couldn’t hold it,” and the nurse wound up “sticking a balloon up my ass” as she put it. I guess it was a barium enema (which at the time I was clueless about), or they used an inflatable nozzle/bag to deal with constipation.

My mother-in-law, an indiscreet hick, was on speaker phone one day from hospital for a hysterectomy, conversation was prior to surgery. The report was, “they just gave me a large enema, biggest one I’ve ever had. I’ve never shit so much in my life!”

Back to my sister-in-law, also an indiscreet hick - she was talking out loud about a friend of her daughter, about 6 or 7 at the time. The friend had become terribly constipated, so her mom had given her an enema, but……she couldn’t hold it! “The $hit flew everywhere and the mom was on her hands and knees, in tears, cleaning it up.” The little girl and my niece were running around the yard laughing, while this story was dumped on us.

So……I’ve had a few instances of being within earshot of expert female enema queens with loose mouths.

I have told this story before, so I hope I am not boring the long-time members here.

Several years ago, my husband and I were having a drink after work at a sports bar. In the booth behind me were four young women. Some of them apparently worked together and they already had several drinks and were having a good time laughing and talking maybe a bit too loudly. They were discussing their love lives, or lack of it. One of them said to another that she has not seen her latest boyfriend around lately. The other replied she had to dump him because he got all weird on her. They asked her what he did that was so bad. She said there were some other issues, but one night he told her he really wanted to give her an enema, just for fun. She said that's when she decided he had to go. The other girls said things like, "how disgusting", and "that guy must be a real perv." I nearly choked on my drink when I heard that. I was thinking she should have tried it because she might like it. But most kids these days have never experienced a real enema, like we did growing up and have no idea of what it is like.

Cheryl77177 you should have turned to them and said , Cheers Enemas on the House !

I think I would have said. "Girls you don't know what you are missing. You just got to grin and BARE it!" Needless to say, I wouldn't have. LOL!

I referred to my mother's sisters and sisters-in-law as the coven since they all overshared information embarrassing to their children. Enemas were frequently openly discussed at family gatherings without regard to who might hear. Enemas were common for them growing up, and they continued that tradition with their own children.

When I was first dating my girlfriend (now wife) in high school, she attended one of the big holiday dinners where the entire clan was gathered. While the menfolk were in the garage looking at my uncle's prized Studebaker, the women were holding a conclave in the kitchen.

Later, as I drove my girlfriend home she related her 'initiation' into the coven. "You would not believe what they talked about - ENEMAS!" She could not believe people would talk about these things in polite company! "Even your mother joined in." She went on "I've given Fleets in the Old Folks Home, but I wouldn't talk about it!"

I told her I had heard it all too frequently growing up, and not just within the family since my mother overshared way too much, and I was sure I was the topic on more than one occasion. I told her "welcome to the Aadams Family - They're creepy and they're kooky!"

@jekyll_doctor It is my experience that adult females often overshare highly personal health details about their children. My mother and her older sister compared my cousin's penis and mine regarding tightness of foreskin. My bouts of constipation and other health issues were discussed with my grandmother and my aunts. A friend of mine told me about her son's phimosis. Another friend joked casually about a boy from her neighborhood going to be circumcised and, when I seemed shocked, said "oh you know, mothers talk".

Several of my aunts would reveal recent personal enemas when having coffee with my mother. One aunt referred to it as a physic and another as a colonic. I blushed a pretended not to hear least I be embarrassed about my own experiences. No details revealed only that said aunt felt better after dealing with her bloating. Whatever that meant to young ears.

I did get embarrassed when we went to the pediatrician when the nurse, usually while taking my rectal temperature, asked my mother about my enemas. “When was his last enema?” or, “Did he have an enema before coming here?” I was mortified that in addition to the reply my mother would add how I behaved and cooperated during the recent enema session. After being examined by the doctor, depending on what was wrong with me, he would advise soap solution enemas while I rode out the cold or infection. Or if I hadn’t had an enema prior to the appointment, one later in the day should be given to flush out the system.

I remember my Mother and I were visiting a friend’s mother…my friend had been under the weather for several days… well, while we over there I heard my friend’s Mother tell my Mom that she had just given my friend a tap water enema and that he was feeling remarkably better. Well, when we got back home, I suddenly got to feeling bad. After an hour or so, my Mother came into my room and said “Mike, I guess you want me to give you what your friend’s Mother gave him, right?” I smiled and Mom said “Well, come on! I’ve got so much to do today and don’t really have time for this now!” I walked up to her and gave her a big hug and a kiss! I guess it worked cause she gave me 2 fabulous enemas that day and another the next morning.

I was taking a nap while my wife had two female friends over for girl talk and coffee. I was awakened while in my slumber I heard the word enema. The girl talk conversation just got interesting.

Do any of you have husbands or bf's who use and like enemas? That was the opening question. Both my wife and the other woman said yes.

Oh, really that's interesting. Tell me about it. My wife spoke up first. Tom seems to want enemas several times a week, he wants me to give them to him, if not he gives himself enemas. The other two women acknowledged their SOs were similar. Does he get hard during was another question. Yes Yes Yes from all three ladies. Penny my wife spoke up telling them how I liked the douche nozzle and series of several enemas. He gets a little kinky and wants his cock sucked or he wants to go down on me while he gets an enema. That is kinky said someone.

Another voice emerged saying she gave enemas to her brother growing up. Also reiterated he got hard when he got enemas, and then added he gave them to me as well. They are OK but don't see the obsession with enemas. Penny chimed in again I think guys like them because they want to get fucked in the ass. Tom wants me to do him with a strap-on. OMG Joe asked me to do that too. He even bought one, I think I'm ready to fuck his ass.

Tom told me he sometimes goes to Steamworks and plays with guys. Has he given details? Share, please. Penny divulged what I told her about my Bi adventures, I could tell the other two ladies were intrigued with what she had to say.

I was so stimulated I jacked off the whole time, My pervy mind fantasized of all three of them taking turns giving me enemas and a round of strapon therapy.

When my siblings and I were kids growing up. Mom, her young teenage sisters, and grandma all talked about enemas with each other. Mom and grandma tried not to let us overhear them, but one of us usual did. The same was true for mom’s teenage sisters. However, they would tell us afterwards what was said, especially if it concerned us.

They were tasked as preteens, to take care of our evening bath, which included enemas when needed. We received enemas laying naked across one of the girl's laps, as our siblings watched. This changed the summer I turned nine, when grandma gave us our first 3H enema. Afterwards, the girls stopped giving us enemas laying nude across their lap. They had us get down in what I now know as the knee chest position. Another change made that summer was the nozzle used. They switched us from the adult rectal nozzle to a long-curved douche nozzle. But we were still naked, as we watched the girls give each of us enemas in the knee chest position. As we got older, the girls discussed enemas in more detail with us. We had realized early on, that both girls enjoyed giving us and themselves enemas. Having overheard them talking to grandma about our enemas, we realized they were giving their mom excuses, so they could give us enemas at bath time. Making it easier for them to swap enemas with each other afterwards. Once they were aware, we knew about the excuses they made to grandma, they talked even more freely about enemas. Telling us, what mom and grandma talked about, when it concerned us. Even asking occasionally, if we’d like an enema before our evening shower. And I don’t recall us ever turning them down, once the offer was made. They also, let us help give each other enemas, long before mom started letting us help with each other.

I was settling a co-pay at my gynecologist when she was joking with the receptionist that she was going home for lunch because her husband was in bed running a fever and complaining of stomach cramps. She was saying something like, "I told him he needs to have an enema. I'm not going to be his favorite lover today!" We all laughed.