I would love to have a Sybian for my wife and me! I'd love to see my wife go crazy riding one. I know I could ride one too, and we could both have beautiful orgasms. She could just hop right on and start cumming in a minute or two, but being a man I would need a little preparation before I jumped into the saddle.
If I'm not prepped, a vibrator applied to my balls is pure torture. However, I made a discovery a few years ago while learning to tuck and tape to look like a girl from the waist down in tight pants, shorts, or swimwear, and I first became able to push my balls up into those lower-abdominal cavities and tape them securely inside me. I discovered that no vibrator could hurt my balls when they were taped tightly up inside me. Quite to the contrary, I could position a vibrator in many ways for easy hands free orgasms. Normal sex with my wife was (and is) great too with just my balls way up inside me while only my cock is free to do its thing. Every time we bump our pubes together my balls feel it and love it.
Vibrators, on the other hand, work best on me when I've also taped my cock away after my balls are up inside me. I use 3M Transpore tape, which is transparent and adheres amazingly well to clean, hairless skin. I have to be flaccid so I can push my cock straight back into itself and tape it tightly straight back into me. I first punch a small cum hole in the tape. I position the cum hole carefully over the head of my cock and then while grabbing the top of the tape with one hand and the bottom with the other, I pull the tape as tightly as I can into myself and pat it into place. My cock disappears except for the top of its head, which looks like a flat circle of slightly darker skin--just as flat as the rest of my pubic zone around it. Fixed up like that a powerful vibrator applied forcefully to my taint simultaneously vibrates my prostate, cock and balls to powerful orgasms that erupt (and often shoot well out) from from the small hole in my totally flattened pubic zone. Watching the video replay always amazes me and almost makes me cum again. I really want to feel, see, (and take video of) what happens when I get tightly taped up for a wild ride on a Sybian!
If anyone wants to buy us a Sybian, I'll send you a copy of the video.
Peppy Pepper, I want a spank-0-matic too! And I'd love to get fucked by a fucking machine and watch one fuck my wife too. Dream on!