I remember once I had a fever and the options available as medicines at home were either pills or suppositories. But I remember that with those suppositories there was a problem because they were the 500 grams ones, and I needed the 1000 grams size. This was not the case with the pills, because they were the 1000 grams ones.
Keeping that in mind dear readers, I remember that when my mother understood that I indeed had a fever, she told me that she had to give me the medicine. However, I knew about the suppositories dose issue, and for this reason I faked on purpose the fact that I wasn’t able to swallow the pills because they were too big.
At that point my mother told me that if I couldn’t swallow the tablets then she was forced to give me not one, but two paracetamol suppositories (exactly what I wanted to hear) because one of them wasn’t strong enough for my purposes.
So, in conclusion, I feigned my inability to swallow tablets in order to get the chance to get two suppositories in my ass.
And my friends, looking back in hindsight, I think this was the exact moment when I officially realised that I had a fetish for these kind of things.