Surprises at the Doctor

Well it's not from a procedure, but my biggest surprise was that I got a skin infection from sleeping on the couch in a hospital room.

It is a top class hospital in US and everything seemed so sterile and clean, but I was shocked at the possibility of bed-bugs kind of infection that I picked up from there.

Hospitals and Doctors offices are some of the most germ infected places you can go. Think about it - they are a gathering place for people with infections and germs. If you want to catch a cold in the winter - go see your doctor!!!

As a teenager fell down the stairs; my mom took me to the hospital & I remember that was the first time I had my rectal temp taken at the doctors. It was unexpected cause I had rarely gotten sick as a child, and I had figured I was way beyond the age of not being able to hold a thermometer under my tongue. In hindsight, it wasnt that bad 😉

During my last sports physical a couple years ago, the doctor (male around 50 years old, never seen him before) made me stand on a special glass cube where he could see if my feet have a correct shape. Right after that he made me turn (remember I'm on top of a 20 inch cube), and pulls down my underwear to inspect over there.

It lasted just a few seconds but it was quite an experience.

I got a rectal exam during a dermatologist visit to check for hemorrhoids. Which was annoying because I was seeing him about a rash on my arms.

And my dad was sitting there in the exam room with me 😮

Definitely getting my first enema. I was at the doctor for hemorrhoids, wasn’t expecting one at all. If not that then getting a shot in my bottom

After moving almost 3,000 miles across the country I needed to find a new family physician. So I chose a female doctor who was highly recommended by several other members of my immediate family and she agreed to add me as a new patient because of the family connections. At my first exam, she asked a million questions and was very thorough in her approach. I liked her a lot and it didn't hurt that she was a quite attractive blonde. After almost an hour, I thought we were done. But then she told me she would really like to do a digital prostate exam but if I was uncomfortable we could skip it on the first visit since, as she put it, "You just met me!" I was a bit surprised, but my response was "Why not? You're the doctor and I know it's important to check it, especially at my age." She just smiled as I watched her put on rubber gloves and spread lubricant on her fingers. She told me I'd need to lower my trousers and underwear and bend over the exam table for her, and that I'd feel her finger going deep inside my rectum, so I needed to just relax. As she spread my cheeks and I felt her finger slowly enter me, I started getting quite an erection--just couldn't help it. I'm definitely not gay, but the sensation of a finger moving around inside of one's anus is incredibly stimulating. She kept moving it in and out and saying, "I'm right on top of your prostate, but everything seems to be normal--we just need to make sure!" When she withdrew her finger, she gave me a tissue and told me it might feel "gooey" back there. I tried to hide my erection while I pulled up my underwear and pants but I'm pretty sure she knew exactly the effect the whole procedure had on me. I wonder how many other guys have experienced this kind of exam and found it as arousing as I did? I was somewhat embarrassed but it did give me some incredible memories! I actually look forward to next year's check-up!

Not really a surprise, but one time I was with my gf on vacation in south america, she ate something that didnt agree with her, so we went to a small clinic. The doctor does a basic exam, then when he has her lay down, he says nothing; just lifts up her shirt and unzips her jeans a bit and starts feeling around her abdomen, she wasnt expecting it, so her belly flinched at his touch.

The first time I had kidney stones I felt awful for days back and stomach pains. I was at work and started throwing up I decided to leave and go straight to the doctor. They were quite busy and had to wait a few hours and the only doctor that was available was not my regular one. I explained what was going on and he did a complete exam when I thought I was done he said I think you should have a rectal exam. As I bent over the table he did his thing and after gave me a Kleenex to wipe my butt. He said I had a prostate infection and prescribed some antibiotics. I went home with no relief after the weekend I got an appointment with my regular doctor I told her I felt worse than Friday and what the other doctor had said. She did the same basic exam and did the rectal exam as well. She said that she didn't think a prostate infection because I was only 30 at the time and every thing seemed normal She thought it might be a urinary tract infection or kidney stones she made an appointment with a urologist for an hour later in the same building. I got over to the office and filled out the paper work had to pee in a cup right away. When the nurse called my name she brought me into the room and took vitals and said to undress and put on the gown opening in the back. I waited for a few minutes and explained what was happening and he said I had blood in my urine. He did the same basic exam and after the rectal exam said the same thing he suspected kidney stones as I threw the tissue out in the trash can I saw an empty fleet bag enema in the trash can. He told the nurse to make an appointment for an XRAY asap she came back and said it could be done in a few hours. The doctor left and said the nurse would prep me and to go to radiology after. He made no reference to what the prep would be when the nurse came back she said that the usual prep was a laxative the night before and a fleet enema in the morning. Because the appointment was a couple hours away she said she was going to have to give me just an enema instead. she left the room and I just sat there nervously she came back with a flat box that said fleet bagenema she filled the bag at the sink and had me get up on the table and lay on my left side. she started the enema and had me change positions a few times and after I expelled and got dressed I went to radiology.

I've had a further thought (having already posted on this topic in post #150). It's this. I'm now reminded of how I was already an adult, and newly-working for the Education Department, when I was told that all of its employees are required to have a full medical check. I duly made an appointment with a Department doctor - who turned out to be female. (I don't think I'd ever had a lady doctor before.) She came in, asked a few questions, then told me to strip to my underpants, and went away briefly. When she came back, she got straight to business, starting with all the things I was used to from other doctors. But ... I'd never had a hernia check before. When that came, including the 'Turn your head and cough' bit (a momentary but welcome distraction in the circumstances!), it took me by surprise and left me with confused feelings, which of course I did my best to hide.

- Ken

I went with my mum and sister when we were 15 and 12 to our doctor in order to get a injection, but she wanted to examine us before. It was very embarrassing

Yes, I did love to share it. Went in for a sore throat , ended up with a NP who gave me a full exam

Our family practice has a certified nurse practitioner. Very professional but cute as well. When I had my first meeting with her I was taken aback but when I thought about my wife seeing a OB/GYN I sort of put things out of my mind. Still she has never checked my prostate nor has she ever prescribed an enema.

I believe my biggest shock was while I getting medical exam for army. Female doctor pulled my underwear in 1 quick motion even without informing me that she needs to do genital exam. I was really shocked.

Possibly my biggest surprise was when I was 5 and taken to the doctor by my mother because I was feeling unwell. I could remember going to the doctors before and all that happened was the doctor asking my mother to lift my shirt so he could listen to me. On that occasion though, he said to my mother "right I want to give him a bit of a check up so can you strip him to his underpants for me please?". I hadn't expected that so it was a bit of a surprise being down to my tighty whities in front of my mother and my older brother who was there also.

I had posted before in this thread about a surprise I had during a visit of my own, but I guess the biggest surprise for me ever was getting an unexpected physical exam when I had thought was just along for the ride for my little brother's physical.

Lying on the table with my belt unbuckled, pants unfastened and shirt hiked up getting an abdominal exam as part of a physical. Without any fanfare, the ungloved doctor thrust his hands into my underwear and dug out my penis and testicles for that part of the exam.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it. But it did catch me off guard. I'm used to the doctor announcing his intention and asking me to lower my pants/underwear.

Lying on the table with my belt unbuckled, pants unfastened and shirt hiked up getting an abdominal exam as part of a physical. Without any fanfare, the ungloved doctor thrust his hands into my underwear and dug out my penis and testicles for that part of the exam.

@wino_v2 How long ago did this happen?

@wino_v2 How long ago did this happen?

5-6 years ago. Great doctor. It is a practice that specializes in men's health. A routine physical there took an hour. You never felt like you were being rushed. Unfortunately for me, they stopped taking insurance and went to 100% private.

I had posted before in this thread about a surprise I had during a visit of my own, but I guess the biggest surprise for me ever was getting an unexpected physical exam when I had thought was just along for the ride for my little brother's physical.

You can't say that and not tell us what happened!

Hospitals and Doctors offices are some of the most germ infected places you can go. Think about it - they are a gathering place for people with infections and germs. If you want to catch a cold in the winter - go see your doctor!!!

THIS^^^^

I caught Measles in the waiting room at the doctor's office. Mom took me in for the Mumps!!

So this was an exam for the memory banks; the cough that resulted in my being naked for the doctor.

This was probably some 15 years ago as I had moved to a new town and started a job. I had planned to locate a new PCP but never made much effort. Besides, I now belonged to an HMO and it was less of an issue since it had a range of docs to choose from. Still I procrastinated and only when I came down with a nasty cough did I elect to visit the office.

It was a large brick building off of the main road. The HMO occupied the entire space. They had a section for "same day" consults which was nice in terms of space for people to sit and wait for a consult. I filled out the paper work, which was substantial, and eventually was escorted down the hall by a medical assistant. First order of business was to produce a urine sample, which was fine, though even then it took me forever to do using their single stall bathroom facility. Once that was achieved, she accompanied down the hall where a series of exam rooms were located. I was asked to step onto a platform scale, weighed fully clothed, and then taken into an adjacent exam room.

The exam room was rather basic, the usual in terms of decor, and asked to roll up my sleeve for a BP check. Easily done and then a temp taken using a digital probe under my tongue. When done, there was a knock on the door, and in came a male doctor, I would say in his 40's; he appeared to be from India or thereabouts, and shook my hand. He inquired about my symptoms as the med assistant left. He actually examined my throat then told me, I should have a physical, "Since you're here."

He pulled open a drawer and took out a gown and advised me to undress and remove everything. I must have turned all sorts of red as I heard the directive but complied. The chill of the paper and its crinkling sound did little to calm my sense of uneasiness. Before I could adequately scan the room, he knocked and entered, this time appearing to have a greater sense of purpose as he reviewed my history. Before long, his stethoscope was listening, front and back, with the gown at my waist. Lying back had me on edge as the gown was pushed down to my pubic hair. The next directive had me raise up the gown and expose my genitals, which he promptly began to examine rotating each testicle carefully. Then came the order to stand and spread my legs so that a hernia exam could be conducted. The gentle squeeze along with my cough caused a dull ache in my groin. He was gentle but still it felt embarrassing. My penis merely wiggled some. Next came touching my toes so that he could run his fingers down my spine all the way to my crack. Standing back up straight, adjusting the gown so that I was better covered seemed to be unnecessary as he had me lean elbows on the table and spread my legs. This got me to tense up; he then told me to push like having a BM and inserted his finger pressing past my resistance. He went full in with a steady twisting motion as I struggled to accept his penetration. As his finger slipped out against my cheeks, I felt the KY lube linger and a small drip from my penis. Thankfully, he was not aware.

At my annual physical a few years back, my doctor noted a few suspicious moleson my back and suggested I see a dermatologist (I had never seen one to that point, so was not 100% sure what to expect). The day of the appointment comes and the nurse brings me to the exam room, hands me a gown and says to get undressed, but I could leave my underwear on. The doctor comes in and begins by examining my face and scalp, the starts with my feet and toes and work his way up my legs. He slides the exam gown off my shoulders and then asks me to stand facing him. He then lifts my right arm and examines from my hand up to my shoulder and repeats the same with my left arm, then moves around back and checks from my neck to my waist. He comes back around front, unites the gown and puts it on the counter leaving me standing in my boxers as he checked my chest from my neck down to my abdomen.

I think the exam is complete when he casually says, "please lower your underwear". Surprise #1. He examines my penis and then instructs me to "lift my sac" and he examines my scrotum. Moving behind me again he asks me to bend and he spreads my butt cheeks a bit and examines my anal area. Thinking I must be done now, I am about to pull my boxers back up when he tells me he saw something suspicious on my scrotum and he wants to take a closer look. He hands me the gown again, tells me to remove my underwear, put the gown on and lay on my back on the exam table. Once I am on the table he raises the gown to expose my genitals, grabs a magnifying glass and gets up close to check out the suspicious spot. He then tells me that it is most likely nothing, but wants to do a biopsy to be sure. Surprise #2.

He tells me I can sit back up and he will be back in a few minutes. About five minutes pass and the doctor renters followed by a nurse. I am repositioned on my back and my gown raised back up again. The doctor asks the nurse for a disposable razor and he hands it to him and he does a quick shave of the area to be biopsied. He then tells me he is going to numb the area as the nurse hands him a syringe . He says I will feel a few little pinches. Surprise #3, the thought of a needle down there was much worse than the actual injections.

The results were negative, but all in all an interesting and surprising first time visit. My yearly checks have been rather uneventful compare to the first.

I was 19 or 20 and went back to my home country for the summer from college here in the US.

I had a gf at the time who would complain that my penis was curved downward, not bad at all, but she didn't like it. She was controlling and very much mentally abusive but I didn't see it at the time.

So I went to a urologist with my dad to talk about surgery to straighten my penis. We talked in his office and he said I'd lose inches and that if there were complications, I could end up with sexual issues and that a surgery of that kind is only recommended for those with severe curvature.

He convinced me not to do it, thankfully but then said we should step into his exam room and my dad stayed behind.

There he checked my testicles, did a hernia check and then told me to drop my pants altogether and lay on the bed. He pulled out stirrups and told me to scooch down some more until my ass was hanging off the bed, or so it felt.

He checked my testicles some more, pulled back the foreskin and then told me he would check my prostate. Being checked out in stirrups was what began my MedFet.

I had a gf at the time who would complain that my penis was curved downward, not bad at all, but she didn't like it.

He convinced me not to do it, thankfully .

Just out of curiosity, though I can guess, how did the gf take your decision?

She bitched about it but broke up with me a few months later which was the biggest blessing in disguise.

At the age of 10 I was very sick in class. My teacher said that I have to go to school doctor clinic. The old doctor helped by a nurse pulled down my pants and turned me over and told me we have to take your temperature first ! He put some lube on and slid the old fashioned glass thermometer into my butt. Embarrassment and humiliation was all I can remember. I did start crying like a big baby .He said, "you have a high temperature. You need an enema. The enema is good for you."

I stopped crying. He said: Yes, you have been a good girl however I am still going to give you an enema.

It came as a complete surprise. I did not know of the treatment, and had never heard it discussed.

Well I recent one was I went to see my doctor genitals swelling up and then as soon as she came into the office and seen him it was off to surgery at the hospital and was done and Home in 4 hours.

Definitely a rectal exam!!!

I was getting a physical with a new doctor when I was in my late 20’s. Nothing unusual for me at the beginning. He did some preliminary stuff while I was fully dressed then asked me to undress down to my underwear which also wasn’t anything new. He got to the part where he asked me to pull them down for the genital and hernia and I assumed that way it until he told me to her back on the table in the knee chest when he gave me my first ever rectal. It was probably 15 seconds but felt like an hour. I totally wasn’t expecting that. if I knew then what I know now I should have seen it coming because his assistant put lube on some gauze before the exam but at that time I had no point of reference for it.

It wasn't really a doctor.

I went to young female physiotherapist because I had jaw clenching problem (bruxism). She specializes in this type of stuff but also she tries to approach it holistically where whole body is important and one part affects the other.

For the first examination before deciding on treatment I filled a form on all my health problems. Then she asked me to undress to an underwear so that she could check my posture. This got me surprised a little but. She sat on a chair with a notepad in front of me and asked me to stand in different positions - front, side etc. I wasn't completely naked but it was a little bit awkward but also slightly arousing.