Enemas When Traveling

I had my 2 qt. bag with me when I traveled to Portugal.

After exiting the plane, I was escorted over to a screened off area where they proceeded to check my luggage. The one customs woman noticed my bag and went over to another and said something to her. A few moments later my suitcase and I were moved to a private room and the door was locked. These people didn't speak English so I didn't get an answer to my question of "what's going on". Three other women came through an interior door and grabbed my wrists and forced me across the table. I'm not weak, but me against 5 women was no match. They were trying to open my slacks and finally got them down around my ankles along with my boxer shorts. I feel my ass getting smacked and then I see my own enema bag getting filled and next I'm having my 1 1/2" delrin nozzle stabbed up by posterior. The woman are laughing and having a great time for themselves. CLICK and I'm starting to fill. Now they're rubbing me and playing with my willie which is in full bloom. I'm getting close to the edge of bliss until they pore more water into the bag. I'm on my way to a 4 qt. enema and the cramps are coming and going. I'm also starting to sweat. Finally one woman takes me into her mouth and that is all I can think about. Enema, what enema? AHGGGG AHHHHHH that was that. They didn't release me for a few more minutes and I was then ushered to a bathroom to empty.

Right after that, I woke up!

My travel bag is like my American Express; I don't leave home without it. LOL! -- DD

If you ever get caught away without your bag do not worry.

The standard drinking water bottles sold everywhere now are so flimsy that they work as well as a fleet squeezable. A hotel ballpoint pen will make a nice sized hole in the cap

and it works well that way.

Thanks everyone for your ideas. I'm traveling to Pittsburgh in October!

When traveling I take a Fleet type bagenema, in some places they are an Rx item. When going to major metro areas I usually just use tap water, however if I have any question in my mind or if I'm in a rural area I'll use bottled. When out of the country - Always use bottled. There is just one exception of an island that I go where their water is from a desalinization plant and is very pure.

Hmmmm, never thought about the ironing board but thats a very nice idea.

Whenever I travel the first thing I pack is my bag and a couple of the special nozzles. Never had a boring evening.

When I am driving on a trip I usually take my bag and favorite nozzle. Not so much when I am flying but I know I shouldn't care what people think so I am not sure why. I have bought many a bag at drug store or Walmart while travelling. Those nice relaxing evening enemas are great to look forward to.

I have recently been away on a visit to friends which made it very difficult to have the privacy to take my usual enemas which was very frustrating. I so craved my enemas and thought about it every day and could not wait to get back home to my enema pleasures!

I nearly always take my enema equipment when travelling and going on a short holiday soon staying in a hotel and will definately take my enema bag with me and have fun!

I find I often really need enemas when away from home and presume the change of diet and less regular habits is the reason I get constipation. I am not embarrassed by taking a bag,tube & nozzle any more than I would be if I were a diabetic taking an insulin syringe. After all, it is authentic medical kit , Isnt it?????

I believe this has been covered but before long public transportation trips or day out with coworkers to various business sites. An enema early in the morning keeps you out of nasty airplane and train restrooms. No embarassing requests to stop or long absenses from the coworkers also.

Always makes for a good day.

Do you bring your enema equipment with you when traveling? If that is the case, what do you bring? Do you bring your equipment when you travel abroad? Have you ever had any problems while traveling with enema equipment, like customs looking through bags or seizing the equipment? Do you have any tips to people who are going to travel with enema equipment?

Checked luggage and no problems. What the heck, it's only an enema bag. Inspectors see hundreds on the x-ray every day. Gawd, you can even have a hand gun in checked bag with no problem in US. Stop worrying!

I agree always put a 3 quart bag, hose and nozzle in my checked luggage. I have never had a problem. My bag has been searched several times and I have had no repercussions.

On my air travels, I often take a disposable plastic enema bag that folds compactly in either checked or carry-on luggage. On two occasions, I packed a vintage white enema can in a checked bag for a friend and it apparently did not raise any interest by security screeners

On my first airline trip since all the security things I had a smallcarry-on bag with a couple of changes of underwear, my shaving kit and my 'traveler' kit with bag, hose, catheter and lube. At X-ray the agent said looks like two shaving kits and motioned me out of line. Another agent took the bag and we walked over to a table where he opened the bag and opened the shaving kit and then the enema equipment.

I said, "It's what I have to do to poop. The med-folk gave me a choice. Either that or a colostomy. --it was a simple choice!"

He took a moment to digest and then said, "Yeah it would be an easy choice."

And that was that.

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I used to work at client's businesses as part of my job. If I was going to be on site for more than a week or so I took one of the disposable plastic enema bags like they use in the hospital. They actually last a long time and once I was headed home I would just leave it in the trash can.

Well, I just got back from a trip overseas, and I have to say it's a pain to find enema equipment in some countries. Sometimes the language barrier is just too much, other countries are a little shy about enemas for pleasure! Anyway, I have found that a bulb enema will generate some looks from customs, but I have never been questioned either. And a bulb is better than nothing. Many European hotels have good water, and a shower hose where the shower head can be removed. That will make a poor man's "shower shot". The water pressure is enough to inject the water.

What I have found works best is a higgenson syringe. You can use it with tap water from the sink in some countries, or gallon jugs of drinking water found in many more countries. Unless you like cold/cool water enemas, it's best to warm the whole jug in the bath for a while, until the water is a comfortable temperature. The other thing, is that the syringe takes up little room in a suitcase, and does not seem to upset the customs guys.

Anyone here found any other substitutes for a good old fashion 2 quart enema bag??? When traveling, not at home.

I used to travel to Asia for business 5 or 6 times a year. The time change throws off your body clock and I found out one of the best things to do was to take an enema the first morning after I arrived. If I didn't have an urge to have a bowel movement the next morning I would take another one. Of course I also enjoyed them. I always had my bag packed in a zippered compartment inside my checked luggage. One time when I was returning through Los Angeles the customs inspector was rummaging through my bags and opened up the compartment where my bag was. He reached in and pulled it out, felt it to make sure there was nothing hidden inside, and then put it back. I was relieved he didn't hold it up so others could see it.

Do you have any idea how many people unscrew the shower head and insert the hose up their ass?

Neither do I but you can bet that hose has been inside countless rectums.

I wouldn't do it.

Some comments and experiences -

I sometimes pack a plastic disposable bag when travelling. Cheap, packs well.

European hotels usually have the shower on a hose, which works well too. Found one in Shanghai like that too.

In places where you don't trust the water, use the coffee or run tap water through the coffee maker if there is one in the room. That should kill the bugs. Then let it cool.

In a pinch, you can always use a plastic water bottle. These days they are so thin, all you have to do is hold it tight to your ass and squeeze. Instant enema. Refill and repeat as needed.

Plastic water bottle... Never thought of that!!! I'll have to give one a squeeze sometime, just to see how it works. I much prefer a nice nozzle, but when you want an enema, it's nice to have a backup. Susie, I never insert the hose in a hotel, not really the smoothest shape. I just hold the end of the hose up and let the water do the entering. And not in Asia or other places where the water is suspect. You have a good point.

I am always constipated when traveling.

It's not easy to bring your equipment. Usually I use suppos.

Save your old Fleet and refill as many times as you like

For 5+ hour flights, having to do a BM in an airplane bathroom isn't a lot of fun so taking an enema before the flight sounds like a good way to avoid that problem. Simply using a Fleet enema is probably the way to go.

My last trip over seas was a 14 hour flight and i wish i would have prepared ahead of time i didn't have to use the bathroom but when i got off that flight i was really uncomfortable. I ended up going home and doing a full enema session until clean. This specific case was for relief more than fun. Next time i'm packing my bag in my checked luggage!

I used to travel to Asia for business several times a year. The 19 hours of air time plus a stop to change flights put me in my hotel about 24 hours after leaving home. I always took an enema bag with me and the first thing I did on my first morning over there was take a 2 quart enema. Besides a good cleansing it helped me adjust to the time change.

I'll bet you are right about the shower hose susie. That is why I cary my own. It doesn't take a lot to swap them out.

My girl friend takes an enema before traveling and upon arrival,It makes for a lot of fun picking her up at airport and getting her home,She loves it.

I usually take my enema equipment when I travel. My favorite is when we go to the beach. After a long day of fun in the sun a full bag is a great way to wind down. Usually the beach cabin is kept pretty warm. Get naked, check your tan line, the residual feel of oil on your skin, the all over sensation from the sun and water, hang up the bulging bag, get into position, and let the good times flow.