Hangover enemas

Hey fellow enema lovers...do you have a special enema recipe or helpful hints on enemas that help relieve the symptoms of a hangover? I went out last night and had two sizable vodka martinis on an empty stomach. Today I'm feeling a bit hung over. I'm going to the gym in a little while for a one hour cardio workout followed by an hour of strength training...thinking it might be good to sweat it out. I'm wondering if a special enema afterward might help. Any suggestions/recommendations?

Thanks,

Arianna

You are likely to get dehydrated from the liqour and exercise. Take one very small and fast enema to clear the rectum. Take another fast 2 qt with sea salt to purge

your colon. Then take 2 or 3 qts and hold (no salt) so your body will absorb the

water. It is important to NOT hold the 1st 2.

Let me know how it works. - Vicki

To vickisenema;You are so right.I was singer in a country band for over thirty years in the nite club scene.There were times when had one too many.When I came home in the wee hours,I would take a couple of 2qt enemas,believe me the enemas did relieve the effects of feeling too tipsey.

Yes, I also found an enemas can ease from my hangovers 😃

Whan I woke up I usualy take good cleansing (two or three enemas of comfortable size) and finish with 1.5 liter strong coffee enemas holding as long as I can (sometimes to fully absorbed).

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Arianna, aside from the pleasure of an enema (and possibly an orgasm 😁) while having a hangover, it won't do you any good other than re-hydrating you, which you can do by drinking water. Here is how it works:

It's been a long time since I studied hangover physiology in school, but the alcohol is rapidly absorbed through the stomach and small intestine. It is long gone from the alimentary canal before the large intestine. Alcohol spends most of its pre-metabolized life in the bloodstream, not the alimentary canal. The reason the enema may help you is because dehydration is a key problem in the hangover. Other causes of the hangover are metabolic products of alcohol metabolism that stay around for much longer than the alcohol. Also, the components of the drinks consumed makes a difference. Vodka will generally causes the least hangover because it is essentially pure alcohol and water, while other spirits fermented in barrels of various woods with other botanicals and congeners will cause more of a hangover. You absorb water from your enemas and that helps relieve that part of the hangover problem. You could just as easily (probably more easily, but less enjoyably!!) drink more water. Your enema should, for this be plain water. NO SALT because that will defeat the purpose because it will prevent absorption by the colon. You could do an internet search and get lots of information on hangovers, but this is it in a nutshell.

ps: If you are going to the gym to sweat it out, make sure you drink a lot of water because sweating will dehydrate you even more, compounding the problem with the hangover.

Switchablesusie,

Thanks so much for this very interesting and informative reply! I suspected that it was mostly a hydration issue, but have to admit that I was indeed hoping that an enema would be the perfect "cure" 😉. I don't get hungover very often, but find that a long hard work out, drinking plenty of water, seems to help.

Again, thanks for the excellent reply. You are awesome.

Arianna

A letter in Penthouse Forum some 30 or so years ago described a young man who awoke with a hangover. The woman who lived next door recommended an enema, which she proceeded to administer. If I recall he returned to her house later that day to return the favor and proceed to extra benefits. (this was one of a series of enema letters in Penthouse in the 70's under the heading "special preferences" -- a label that originated in a letter from an English nurse, maybe 40 years ago, describing the erotic pleasures she got from enemas as her "special preference.")

I flew through Clark AB in the Philippines for 21 years. I had a regular girl friend and her daughter had a health clinic. Many times on 36 or 48 hours crew rest stop I would get “Fired Up” pretty good. Knowing that I had an alert time to go fly, she and her daughter would get me to the clinic to “restore” me. There was a chair/gyno table like chair I was strapped in. This was so I would not fall and get hurt. Some times I would pass out from being so fired-up. Four enemas were given with god only knows what local herbs. Systems with the chair thing was self contained except for the huge red bags. After that and 15 minutes in the sauna I was good to go. I felt really good and refreshed. Like everything good the volcano destroyed the area in 1990 and I left the Air Force.

Most of the symptoms of a hangover are caused by dehydration; therefore a series of enemas using sea salt and apple juice will help hydrate your body. I take two enemas quick enemas for clean out then a retention enema of sea salt and apple juice to replenish my body of lost nutrients. I’m sure that herbal enemas would produce a similar effect. Of course, a couple of aspirins or similar medication helps too. -- DD

Most of the symptoms of a hangover are caused by dehydration; therefore a series of enemas using sea salt and apple juice will help hydrate your body.

NO. NO SALT. The salt prevents your body from absorbing the water.

My typical hangover remedy is about the same as what Viki uses but I add one 16 oz cup of black coffee to the last bag and retain at least 20 min. Makes me the envy of those that I was out with the eve/morning before.

Rick

Ingesting beer can dehydrate you because it is a diuretic to the kidneys. After a night on the town with friends and drinking a few beers, I take an enema and retain it. The rehydration prevents morning after hangovers.

Does anyone else partake in this practice?

Also, it's an enema not a race!

If rehydrating is what you REALLY want to do, DRINK the water. It is faster and more efficient, plus you absorb ALL of what you drink. All amounts are known values.

Hi Suzie,

I have read your posts on two other sites and have always found them accurate and informative. I agree with what you have said, with one exception. I have understood that it is the ilium colon and not the stomach that regulates the amount of water introduced into the blood stream. For me, a sixteen to thirty two ounce implant of water just before retiring seems also to rehydrate also. By the way, I recognize that you are quite knowledgeable in your nursing skills while my profession is quite removed from it. I certainly take what you say as quite true.

Thanks for the reply

Yes, I have used enemas for curing or alleviating hangovers. But I never tried to retain the water for re hydration. I guess I absorbed enough to do that.

Enemas are particularly useful if you have one of those hangovers in which your stomach won't take anything without throwing up. Although I no longer drink as much as I did, I still get a hangover every now and then, and find enemas a godsend in those circumstances. Well... I guess I find them a godsend under ANY circumstance! 😄

I was a singer in a country music band for over thirty years and played the night club scene four or five nights a week.I'm not a much of a drinker,but there were times I did not keep track of my intake and got a little tipsy.When I arrived home about two in the morning,the kids where asleep,I would take a couple of two quart enemas,to my surprise I felt a lot better and slept very well.Let the good times flow.w/m72yrs/Western Ma

Not only have I found it relieves the occasional hangover, but seems to work wonders for recovery if administered at the beginning signs of cold or flu.

Put some catnip with your cold and flu enema and make ithe fever disappear. The catnip is also a calmative so that can make you look forward to your next cold . . . almost!

I dissolve 800 mg's of ibuprofin in a 2 qt coffee enema. Then I hold the enema for at least 20 minutes before expelling. The ibuprofin seems to relax my colon and allows me to more easily hold the enema. Afterwards I feel much better.

Penthouse Forum had a hangover letter in the early 80's -- a guy (apparently lived alone) was hung over; the lady next door recommended an enema as a cure. He took her up on it and later in the day chatted her up enough to return the favor - leading to some extra-curricular activities.

Has anyone ever taken an enema after a night of drinking? One would think that since the body is dehydrated, an enema would be the quickest

way to re-hydrate.

Oh hell yea. I discovered hangover enemas and colonics few years ago. For a while, I thought that a Dunkin Donuts coffee with fritter was the best way to go. But then one time my then girlfriend was like colonics are all the rage and how I should have one. The night before the colonic i got trashed and was feeling like shit the morning of the colonic. I went anyway, and all I know is that once the tube went up my ass and the water started to flow I felt refreshed within a minute as if I spent the whole day in bed. The rest is history.

If I need to be somewhere when hungover, I just go for the enema bult with plain water.

I usually go with the Mae West (recipe is here on site). i add 2 tbls of honey to the solution and make sure the coffee is strong. 2 enemas about an hour apart work great for me. i used to use the standard 2 qt bag but now have a 3 liter bag and love the extra solution.

When I wake up in the morning and wish I hadn't had that last glass of wine, I find that drinking an Alka-Seltzer and taking a 2 qt. hot soap suds enema puts me back to thumping on all cylinders!

Has anyone taken an enema after a night of drinking?

One would think that since the body is dehydrated, an enema would be the quickest way to re-hydrate.

SORRY, WRONG. The fastest way to rehydrate is to DRINK the water.

Drinking the water is less fun than the enema, but without any question, it is the faster way to rehydrate.

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For re-hydration drinking Gator-Aide or Pedialyte will definitely work better than water up your butt, but is not nearly as much fun. However, there is no rule against doing both. (smile)

I have always used enemas to cure a hangover. I first read about this in Penthouse about 30 years ago when a reader wrote in about getting an enema from his nurse/girlfriend the morning after.

I find that just two quarts of plain warm water does the trick. In fact, you'll probably notice you're feeling better about halfway through the enema. I'm guessing whatever is in your colon that is giving you the symptoms is already becoming diluted, therefore giving almost immediate relief. Works like a charm.

I introduced an exwife and a girlfriend to this ......... hoping I could get them interested in enema fun .......... but to no avail. However, whenever they had a hangover, they would never hesitate to take an enema. They found the results well worth it.

. . . I find that just two quarts of plain warm water does the trick. In fact, you'll probably notice you're feeling better about halfway through the enema. I'm guessing whatever is in your colon that is giving you the symptoms is already becoming diluted, therefore giving almost immediate relief. Works like a charm. . . .

You may be enjoying your enema and find the arousal appealing when you have a hangover, but stuff that makes you feel bad when you have a hangover is the metabolic breakdown products of alcohol, the congeners from the liquor in your bloodstream and the dehydration.

By the time you have the hangover, there is no alcohol in the large intestine where it could be removed or diluted by an enema. Alcohol is completely absorbed from the GI tract in the stomach and small intestine.

I try to drink lots of water, then eat something bland/mild and take some vitamins (espec. A, B complex and C).