A couple of weeks ago my husband was out of sorts or in a blue funk .. and just not his usual obnoxious self. 😉 I was tired of him moping around .. and a little concerned .. it just isn't his style. I asked him if he wanted to give me an enema .. that usually cheered him up. No. WTF? He always likes giving me enemas. More moping around. Moody. Getting a little pissy and starting to get deeper into his funk.
I asked him if he wanted to talk about it. No. I don't like short conversations and I really don't like one word answers when I am trying to find out what is going on. I left him alone with his thoughts for a day or so thinking he will snap out of it. Nah. He was getting more moody.
How about me going down on you like I like to do? Well, that might be ok. My favorite way to go down on him is giving him an enema. He likes it, too. So, there I was, doing my thing, make that, me doing HIS thing, with an enema going on and giving him a pretty good time. I got him off and hoped that I had taken care of what he calls, DSB, (dreaded semen backup), and that his moodiness would go away and he would snap out of it.
I was letting the rest of the enema go into him and I asked him how that was? I had really done him up as good as I could. He just shrugged his shoulders and said, "It was ok." I was down there anyway so I got a hand full of his balls. I had his attention. He had that look of, "... you wouldn't? Would you?" Hell yes, babee. Start talking.
He turns 60 in a few months and was feeling blue and wondering where the time had gone. He's under a lot of pressure and always acting like he has to micro manage everything. That irritates me. But I understand this and remember my 40th. I told him he needed some enemas, a little TLC ... tough love crybaby ..., and for him to lay back and let it happen. I had his balls. He learns quick.
So for the next three days ... I give him 10 enemas .. and he worked through it. I still haven't got the hang of how to properly use the handcuffs and so his wrists are a little sore. I think, faultless50, that sometimes guys just like to give over control and get a little TLC to get back on track. Him turning 60 bugs him a lot ... and there may be more TLC in his near future. Those three days ... he never gave me one enema .. which is very unusual. I'm usually the one who gets more than she gives by about 10 to 1.
Sometimes it may just take a mother's touch to make it all better. Having him by the balls and some handcuffs helped.