Food insertions

Bananas, cherry tomatoes, boiled carrots ( to make them soft ) etc..

great fun.. for me its more the psycological effect.. its kinky as hell 😄

Yeah and you feel so naughty when you pass by the cucumbers and zuchini's while you and yours exchange mischievuos looks in the vegatable/fruit isles. 😜

A cucumber works great for me as well, but I like to put it in the microwave for about 30 seconds in order to take the chill off.

I have never tried pudding but sounds good

1 litre of nice stiff semolina pudding gives a really full feeling

Radian

Hmmmmmmmmm

A polish sausage, couple potatoes [shoestring cut, of course], 10 or so pearl onions, couple carrots, 4 or 5 cloves of garlic, followed by a steaming hot quart or two of hot water...

And all this time I've been wasting my time cooking soup...

Yes, the pudding thing sounds familiar. My girlfriend really likes chocolate pudding, so one day I decided to give her a little treat she would remember. After giving my girlfriend several cleansing enemas with warm water, which was almost a weekly ritual for her, I told her to stay in the bathroom while I went to fix up a special treat for her. By having her stay in the bathroom for fifteen minutes, it gave me enough time to get the bowl of chocolate pudding from the refrigerator, the large plastic syringe and some extra paper towels.

Waiting fifteen minutes also ensured that she had expelled all the water. Without telling her what I had planned, I had her get on her hands and knees for her surprise. I told her it was something she has eaten several times before, but of course, not this way.The pudding was made to be less thick than normal for my intended purposes that night. I placed the tip of the syringe into the bowl of cool chocolate pudding and began pulling up on the syringe barrel. It was a bit difficult, but I finally filled the syringe completely, I placed the tip of the syringe into her clean little butthole and then pushed on the syringe barrel.

Once the barrel started moving, it glided very smoothly, pushing the cool pudding into her bottom. Of course, the coolness of the pudding surprised her at first, but then she relaxed and let me continue with the process. I made a double batch of pudding earlier that night, and now I was about to empty a fifth syringe full of pudding into her bottom. By the time I was filling the seventh syringe, the bowl was nearly empty, but her bottom was feeling quite full according to her comments. Pushing the seventh syringe full of the creamy pudding into her bottom finally caused her to register a complaint of being very full.

As the syringe plunger hit bottom, she said she felt some cramps coming on. I responded by gently pushing her medium-sized butt plug into her creamy butthole. I had her lay on her back so I could rub her belly to minimze the oncoming cramps. I was able to ward off her cramps with some gentle massaage to her belly, which she certainly seemed to enjoy. I thought it would be fun to have sex with her at this point, but the cramps soon returned, and she eventually asked to sit on the pot for relief. The pudding did not come out as easily as water, so she ended up sitting there for nearly twenty minutes while I cleaned up the bowl and syringe. It was fun, but perhaps next time I can take a differnt approach to this scenario.

I've used bananas, cuccumbers, and carrots (with the leaves left on).

I would like to try small tomatoes, radishes, and grapes. It's just a way that I can use what I have and keep shaking things up for him.

When going grocery shopping i often go to the produce dept and look for all kind of veggies to use on myself. I use them both for anal and kitty play. pushing out grapes from by butt is great fun! just make sure you count how many you have put up there and make sure you push out the same amount !

Never heard of using pudding up the butt, but im going to try it !!! sounds great !!

You sometimes just have to think outside the box when looking for "toys" to play with. Food is not an exception to this. If it can just be put inside, then what can it do to you. Alcohol is my one exception to this. I don't plan to ever use this as an enema or toy. Seems a bit to risky to play with.

Marshmallows ... one at a time, slowly inserted ... the little ones work well and they are a bit like grapes, which I've tried and they are better, I agree, they feel good going in and coming out.

In my response in the "Food and strange anal insertions" section, I had forgotten carrots. I used to use carrots a lot before I found toys that can be fully inserted. I loved finding carrots with a strong taper. Put the big end in first and let it slide the rest of the way in on it's own. Then push it out most of the way and let it slide in agian. The only problem was the worry was that I might not be able to get it out once in all the way. That,s why I went to fully insertable anal and vaginal toys with cords for retrieval as soon as they appeared in the sex shops.

I have used big carrots a few times and once my ex husband tried to stuff me with a polish sausage. Sometimes I put yogurt in my vagina with a plastic disposable spoon, I figure if you are supposed to eat it to keep the good bacteria active, how much the better to apply it directly?

I have used the baby carrots many times. I haven't worried about them not coming out. Should I?

Lynne4u,

I would not worry about the carrots remaining unless you get so you can read a newspaper in the dark.

Right Vicki. But it could give a whole new meaning to "What's UP Doc"!!!! 😁

I know that it's bad when the sub brings home bananas just because they are bananas and I think of them as toys for him later. But thinking of food makes grocery shopping much more fun (and hot).

I recall an ex telling mwe that she once used some carrots to masturbate with-she was babysitting and horny. the only thing i've ever done is eat strawberries out of some vaginas which is fun!

Has anyone had a cucumber or a toy slide all the way in their butt hole? If so, how did you get it out..I would not want to take a trip to the ER.. I have had a jelly toy slide in, but I was able to reach it and pull it out.. Any suggestions or experience? Really need your help since this is garden season..

Just push it out like you were having a BM. That opening does still work for such basic functions. LOL

Killer7, now you know you are DEFINITELY not alone!

wb86 wrote: - Has anyone had a cucumber or a toy slide all the way in their butt hole? If so, how did you get it out..

Yep, and not by accident. It's part of my play. I have a large butternut right up in my descending colon right now. It's been there since last Friday. It's about 8 inches long and maybe 2,8 inch in diameter., and I put it in big end first, as I usually do. I can feel its bulbous head through the wall of my abdomen.

To get it out is quite easy. First, use a rubber bulb syringe to put say 100 ml of water into the rectum. This is just to moisten the mucus in there (because obviously there's no shit - that's all way above the butternut! You want things nice and slick. Then lie on your back and press the head of the butternut towards your anus. When it begins to enter the rectum, you feel the familiar feeling or 'well, maybe I gotta go.' Push some more on the bitternut head and the feeling will intensify! Only stop when pushing causes no further escalation of urge to empty out. Then push with the muscles you ordinarily use to take a dump, and it will come gliding out with lovely sensations!

BUT - and here's the nice bit... If anything vegetable should REALLY get stuck (and it has happpened to me) you have only to possess your soul in patience. It will rot quite quickly and become mush that you can expel easily. The colon contains the right bacteria for that! The longest I ever had to wait was 17 days. When the rotten squash came out, I put an enema IN for the most amazing pile of shit I had EVER seen come out of me!

Johnny

I use olive oil for lube all the time. A few years ago I was also into figging. That is inserting ginger roots into the anus or vagina. It gives a tingling sensation that feels great and then it turns into a burning feeling. But even the burning felt kind of nice.

I've used cucumbers,bananas,zuchini and apples.

Further to my post of 26 June. The next day I made up over 2 Kg (about 4,5 pounds) of psyllium flour 'artificial shit' of a soft rubbery consistency, and injected that into my anus using my special pump. It went in on top of the butternut squash that had been in my colon a week. When it was all in I was groaning with fullness. But the thing about psyllium ('colon cleanse') is that once in you, it all sticks together in one large mass. Shitting it is pretty hard to do! There's not much danger of accidents.

Anyway, I held it for five hours while I did other things. My diary says, 'Two tap water enemas dislodge the now-broken (and rotten) butternut. It must have broken when the psyllium forced its way in. A HUGE pile resulted! Then a salt and Epsom salts enema (5 litre) followed, expelling some hard shit. Much more whooshed out later after a 7 litre rinse enema.

Johnny

Try a frozen Snickers enema, something about the chocolate acts as a very mild suppository.

If you have a toy or food with rounded ends go up your rectum beyond reach, you can try a slow, oil based enema to assist the item in sliding out. If no pain, just relax for a while to see if peristalsis will take care of your problem. If the toy is really large or has blunt ends, you may consider a trip to the ER.

I have tried cherry tomatoes and they worked well. I also tried smaller roma tomatoes, but they did slide side ways after inserting. They then didn't want to come out.

Banannas, hot dogs, baby carrots, grapes (about 10 or so) are all pretty good. I've read that it's wise to use a condom on spicy sausages. I've not tried that but it makes a lot of sense.

I wondered about those small potatoes that grow in the hills. You know the ones that are an inch or smaller in diameter(I grow my own veggies). Would they come out alright or would I run the risk of my sub having to explain what "he" did to an ER nurse. Not that I think that is a bad thought to run through a mind fuck, but in reality it may not be as exciting.

Just think how much fun I, as a Mistress, would have watching my sub explain to a medical professional how he (not me) put some food up his bum for enjoyment purposes.

That scenario has been played with,verbally only, on a few occasions in our play. Not that they haven't heard or seen it all.