Cramping with fleets?

I heard they don't cause much cramping. Is this true? What could be used to cause more cramping with this? Want one to be just a fleet with a nice amount of cramping.

The few time that I have used a Fleet the reaction has been quite severe cramps 😮 & a very unpleasant experience. I wouldn't necessarily recommend them for E-lovers but I understand that for most folks they can be quite effective.

SirInge

(Rather have a bagfull) 😁

I've used them (or generic) for years without cramping. Usually look at naked women (porno) while doing so, retain, climax and visit the commode. Can't ever remember cramping.

After reading comments from site visitors, its wonderful to learn the stimulation I've enjoyed reclusively since my youth is shared by you folks too. Though I've used bags occasionally, I'm going to give them another look, er, try sometime soon.

As for the bag v. bulb, I've found the Extra Volume Fleet size to be sensual and adequate.

Fleet enemas are good for just cleaning you out before the real enema fun. I never got cramping from them. A 2 quart warm soapy enema will give you cramps. :-)

@enemacurious You can open a fleet first and fill an empty space with glycerine. 20-30 ml should do the trick (around one ounce). You can add more by pouring enough fleet away. You will get a uncontrolla le urge soon after injection.

Give the fleet then refill the bottle with warm water.

Never like them because they just did not cause the strong cramping I like and need to clean me out. Perhaps I had become immune to Fleets thanks to all the years of taking very strong Ivory soap enemas.

My one Fleet was years ago in the hospital, 6 AM being prepped for surgery. Terrible cramps. I was 22, nervous and scared, and the nurse was not very sympathetic. I was also in a lot of pain from the accident, which did not help the situation.

I was relatively new to enemas. My Mom gave them only rarely when I was growing up. I got really sick when I was 16, and I remember that Mom gave me enemas then. I didn't like getting them much.

That changed dramatically when I had home nursing while recovering from the accident. I've written about this life-changing experience many times here. Maybe it's time to update my blog – haven't done this in a long time!

The standard 4 ½ Oz Fleets cause me a burning sensation, more than cramping If you want more cramping, get a Fleet Bisacodyl enema, take it in the knee-chest position, and hold it as long as you can. These take longer to work, but cramp a lot more.

Fleets can be very crampy and they make you push. Adding additional water after a fleet just seems to make it worse.

OP heard WRONG! I‘ve only ever had one fleet and cramping was severe enough that I never want to try another one! I’d suggest try one a without any additives before you say you want M O R E cramping.

Having done more than a few of these (for a “quick” bit of fun), I can't say that there is much cramping per se, more like the feeling that you just shot a bottle of Tabasco Sauce in there…..and it want's out quick. My longest “hold” time was 4 ½ minutes including travel time to the bathroom.

Elaine (but they do do the job)

The larger volume Fleet’s will cause cramping if I can hold for longer than 10 minutes.

Fleet can cause a lot lot of cramps. But you need to hold it, hold it, hold it.

The iper-osmotic solution of the fleet will draw a lot of water inside your colon and the increase of water will cause you a lot of cramps.

The whole secret to a Fleet enema is to COMPLETELY IGNORE that “usually within 2-5 minutes” on the box and treat it like any other enema.

Hold it in until you CAN'T!

I usually last anywhere from 7-12 minutes, but EVERY ENEMA IS DIFFERENT!!

If a Fleet is too old it will not have the “kick” it should have. Make sure what you use is new if you want cramps, older if you don't.

I like using Fleets because they give cramps. It helps to put some air inside as well. I squeeze in what I can, then fill the Fleet bottle with air and finish putting the Fleet inside until I hear the air. Then I know the bottle is empty. 😉

Very crampy in fairly short order. I don't like it very much, but only because I don't much like cold enemas.

@MissStress

I disagree on old v. new Fleets. A Fleet saline enema contains only two inorganic phosphates plus water. There is no reason at all these constituents change at all, even over several hundred years. They just don't react chemically or physically.

I would, however, not use 30+ year old Fleets because there is the possibility that microcritters will grow in the solution. I've seen pics of this happening in a few ebay sales.

I've given a few and they are always very crampy. The high saline draws out water from your intestinal walls and for some reason causes cramps.

I like to once in awhile take 2 extra large fleets at one time. Hold them for about 10 minutes or as soon as I put them in take a 2qt enema to push them up higher. It’s gives me the dry heaves this is usually what I do if I wanna punish my self.

@Tony

My experience with Fleets has always been more a burning than cramping. The Fleet Extras (twice the volume, same amount of active ingredients, hence more dilute) are better in this respect. I don't get much cramping from a Fleet. Just a strong, low down, urge to poo. Honestly, I'm not a Fleet fan.

@Sean

I disagree on old v. new Fleets. A Fleet saline enema contains only two inorganic phosphates plus water. There is no reason at all these constituents change at all, even over several hundred years. They just don't react chemically or physically.

I would, however, not use 30+ year old Fleets because there is the possibility that microcritters will grow in the solution. I've seen pics of this happening in a few ebay sales.

We had some that were years old, won't try to give a number because I don't actually remember. They were no more reactive than just water. We picked up a newer pack and the results were what I wanted to happened…cramps.

Maybe they were just defective. I don't know. I just try to keep them fresher for the best results.

@Mara90

You wrote: “Fleet can cause a lot lot of cramps. But you need to hold it, hold it, hold it.”

How very true. To really get the best results from a Fleet, you have to hold it for a long time. Take it in the knee-chest position, if you can manage it, because given that way the solution, assisted by gravity, will go higher in your colon and be much more effective. If you can't take it that way, move into that position for a few minutes after the solution is all in.

When you feel the first cramp, breathe deeply and hold the enema until the urge passes. On subsequent cramps do the same thing. When you think you can't possibly hold it any longer, try harder. A Fleet, or any enema for that matter, is most effective when held until you have an accident.

IMO, a Fleet that'd only held until the first urge starts, is pretty much a waste of time and money.

I have taken a 6-pack of fleet enemas in one sitting. Thirty minutes later I was still waiting for some excitement. After almost 40 minutes I just gave up and took a very wet poop.

@KY_kid kid

If you take that many per day, you could have very serious medical problems with electrolyte issues and possibly kidney damage. Think an ER trip, at a minimum.

In nursing school during the early 70's our instructors taught and Fleet Pharma ads of that period indicated Fleet Saline Enemas were for relief of acute constipation, and/or rapid cleansing of the rectum and sigmoid colon. Labeling indicated a response should occur in 2 to 5 minutes. It was made clear in class they were not intended to be used alone for clearing the upper colon (Anything above the sigmoid) and retention times should be limited as stated on labeling. Similarly Fleet Pharma's advertising circa 1963 in young women's magazines of the era presented the saline enema product as a quick fix for childhood constipation, that was done in minutes. No where do they suggest that the enema should be retained for a prolonged period of time.

When you consider that the typical phosphosoda enema of 133 ml contains as much salt as the oral dose which includes 645 ml of water you can quickly see the enema solution is nearly 5:1 concentrated as the oral dose.

A Fleet enema is only really out of date when too much of the water has evaporated.

The bottle's seal is not absolute.

Even then adding distilled water can buy a few more years, until the plastic gets too brittle and cracks when you squeeze it

@Sean: If you take that many per day, you could have very serious medical problems with electrolyte issues and possibly kidney damage. Think an ER trip, at a minimum.

My mom was proof of what you said. She was addicted to taking too many plain water enemas. She wound up in the ER after passing out. Tests revealed she had an extremely low salt level in her blood.