Long, but all 100% true!
Well, all I can say is my wife and I had the best yearly physicals over the last two days, as we have ever had in our life time. We both started out early yesterday morning going in for the to take blood for labs, do chest x-rays, and do an EKG for both of us. Pretty none eventful for myself and the only thing I found erotic is that a male tech had my wife remove her bra and lay on an exam table lifted her shirt up under her chin and placed the electrodes on her shoulder and under her boobs and elsewhere. Left her shirt up until he ran the EKG and then removed the electrodes. He let her drop her shirt but did the chest X-rays before he let her put her bra back on. Mine was basically the same for me but no thrills there!
Day 2, My wife was up very early showered, and as I saw her showering and noticed she was shaving her lady parts all but just a small patch of very short hair in the middle. She had done her toes the night before with bright red nail polish. When she finished getting ready, she met me in the kitchen saying she was ready to go. She was wearing some very nice fitting hot pink shorts a white t shirt and her hey dudes with no socks. She looked like a million bucks! We arrived at the doctor’s clinic just as it opens and we wait nervously, they finally call us back and the nurse goes over all my medications, take my temp, pulse, and blood pressure. When she finishes with me, she does the same thing with my wife. She leaves and the doctor comes in. We have known him for our entire married life. Delivered all our children. Has seen my wife nude off and on for the last forty-two years. He takes a seat and goes over all my labs and etc. Looks in my nose mouth ears has me lay on the table and auscultates my abdomen, I set up, he feels my neck, listens to my lungs and heart. He says let do a rectal. So, I drop my shorts and bend over the table while my wife and him starts up a conversation and I’m just bent over waiting! He gloves up and puts a blob of KY on his finger. My wife is sitting literally a foot and a half from my butt, so she’s close! He spreads my butt and pushes his finger in deep and gives me the longest and deepest rectal exam of my life. Side note, I told him my brother was just diagnosed with prostate cancer and his PSA was as low as mine. When he removes his finger, he does the little card to check for blood. I with my shorts around my ankles am cleaning up a substantial amount of KY from my butt. He says your prostate is not enlarged at all. So, he recommended getting the rectal each year from here on out, as I always do.
Then it was time for my wife to take a seat on the exam table, he goes over all her test results, and etc. He checks her nose, mouth, ears, feels of her neck. Lifts her shirt listens to her heart and lungs. He lays her down and auscultates her abdomen. He sets her up and she tells him she wants him to do the full exam, he says you mean pelvic and pap? She says yes. So, he says let me get the nurse to get you a gown. And I’ll step out for a minute. My wife says I’m going to go to the bathroom and pee. So, she does that while I am sitting there watching just two feet from the end of the exam table. I mean the right stirrup is right in my face. The nurse puts a gown and sheet up on the table along with a speculum and sample kit a tube of lube and a card for checking blood from the rectum. My wife steps back in the room and the nurse tells her everything off and leave gown opening to the front. The nurse steps out and my wife takes her shirt and bra off first exposing her beautiful D size breast. Then she drops her shorts and panties along with her shoes. She places the gown on and takes a seat on the table with the gown slightly open at the top to her waist and lays the sheet on her lap. Very different than what she usually does as typically she ties the gown so closed it covers everything. She was so relaxed and actually acted like she was enjoying herself. I’m on cloud nine!! No sooner than she has a seat the door knob turns and the nurse and doctor returns. The nurse pulls the stirrups out and ask my wife to lay back and put her feet in the stirrups, her right foot is nearly in my face. My wife lets the sheet fall to the side the gown falls completely open exposing everything but her breast. The doctor turns to her and helps her slide down further on the table. He finishes putting on his exam gloves and picks up the speculum and the nurse says where’s the light that goes on it? So, they start looking through all the drawers as my wife is totally exposed due to her on doing. The nurse says let me see if the lights in the other exam room. She opens the door which is wide open to other patients that might be in the hallway passing by. The doctor is just looking at my wife talking as he stands between her spread legs exposing her freshly shaved and trimmed pussy! The nurse was gone maybe five minutes and returned with a new speculum with a built-in light. They study it a bit and figured out how to activate the light. The doctor lubricates it well. As he starts towards her vagina, she is already gapped open and clear fluid is clearly flowing out of her vagina. He has no issue with it sliding straight in without turning it to the side or anything. He pushes it all the way in and opens it up all the way. After he does this, apparently it wasn’t where he wanted it. He releases it some and repositions it and reopens it. He does the slowest sampling by scraping that I have ever witnessed. I mean he was doing it for several minutes. He removes it and puts it in the waste basket. He lubricates both fingers on his right hand and spreads her butt checks a little and pushes his middle finger in her butt and his index finger in her pussy. He pushes in hard and deep and pushes on her ovaries harder than I’ve ever witnessed in my forty-two years of seeing this. He just kept on feeling and pushing in, and my wife finally said Hey mister how far are you going to reach? He goes a little longer and finally removes his fingers. He swabs the card for blood and it’s negative. My wife sits back up thinking it’s all over. The doctor says, I had a friend in here a few months ago and I did her exam with a pelvic but didn’t do the breast exam and on her mammogram, she had a couple of months later they found lumps in both breast and she is dealing with cancer now. So, he has her drop her gown off her shoulder and he starts a breast exam. He then says lay back for me again, and he helps her lay back on the exam table and ask her to put her hands behind her head. When she does her gown falls completely open all the way to each side down to her ankles, the nurse makes a failed attempt to cover her pelvic area but it falls back open. He gives her the most thorough breast exam of her entire life. He spends an unusually long period of time with the exam. He finishes and says all seems good. He helps her sit back up, slightly covering herself. He visits with her about changing some of her meds as she sits there barely covered. He finally says okay I think y’all are all good. After they stepped out, she gets off the table and says I have lube running down my legs, he likes as much lube as you do!! And laughs. I hand her the box of tissue and she does wipe a lot of lube!! She dresses and we start out the exam room and she says I’m going to pee again and wipe up more lube, while you’re checking us out!
We get in our vehicle and she says, we’ve never had that thorough of a physical in our life. I think he getting better after all these years. She said I think he was trying to put his fingers up in my throat through my vagina and butt!! His finger felt huge in my butt!! She also mentioned, I’ve never had any doctor scrap that hard up inside me. As we drove for the next hour to another town for the day we talked. I expressed how horny it had made me (she knows it always does) and we got to wandering if he knew we were enjoying ourselves and he gave us just some extra time?? All I know is, we really enjoyed ourselves today, and we got a good report for both of us!