I'll Never do that Enema Again!

Enemalover1952~I feel your pain, my friend. I did that just once and not only did I experience cramps and nausea, but vomiting as well. I have a somewhat sensitive system, and what doesn't bother other folks frequently knocks me for a loop. Such is the case with Dr. Bronners'.

Unfortunately, I also used a bit much one time when administering to my partner. He said the waves of nausea while he was expelling really had him concerned but he also allowed that he hadn't been that thoroughly cleaned out in a long time.

Still, for me, if some is good, then even less is better.

Play On!

LadyDoc

Fleets really give me really bad cramps

Enemas are the back door to the digestive system. hospitals sometime provide nutrients in an enemas - same as drinking with the mouth.

booze is something i was warned never to do alone one could die from alcohol poisoning. it happens!

with a partner you might use beer or wine stay away from the hard stuff - we do it to have fun not be in an ambulance to the emergency or worse the corners office.

death certificate: over dose of alcohol via enema introduction to the body...

we don't want anyone to know we like enemas even when we are gone - might cause our

loved ones left behind some type of shame over our fun :'(

Now with a partner try only one fourth beer or wine and the remainder soapy, baking soda.

if water does not contain soap it will be partially absorbed by the kidneys - "renal failure death" like the 50's beach bunny Sandra Dee - don't think she was into enemas - it happens from other stuff - Sandra Dee is part of my childhood - Imitation of Life - maybe Portrait in Black - last an most lovingly "there's a summer place". Both she and co-star handsome i think Troy Donaue or something.

enough - Let's get bake to fun enemas! 😁 🌹 the red rose is a symbol of enemas and plus

Hi all! One thing I have dangerous experience is AIR ENEMA,simple injection of air .I used nice pump for inflating beach mattress, air got in upper portion of bowels and it was extremely painful,fun ended instantly, I felt very close to serious trouble with my health.It was very crampy even after all the air seemed gone out. I never tried it again,except more safe variation:I stuff inflatable rubber balloon,connected via long tube with enema bulb, in my rectum, then inflate and deflate it to play.

Mayo Enema:

The Mayo is a very reactive enema. The quantity is small and contrary to my preferred method it must be taken rapidly. It consists of: 1/2 cup of granulated sugar dissolved in a pint (16-ounces) of warm (105-F) water and 1/4 cup of baking soda.

NOTE: Over the years I’ve had a few correspondents that have tried the Mayo and informed me that it wasn’t as reactive as I’ve described. My thoughts concerning that result are that different people have different tolerances and reactions. Other possibilities are that the enema was not thoroughly mixed before taking it or was taken too long after it was mixed.

First be sure that the sugar is well dissolved in the pan before pouring into the bag or can, the baking soda is added and mixed into the sugar water immediately before injection. I flow a little of the sugar water through the hose to remove air, put in the nozzle or colon tube and then add the baking soda to the bag and give it a good shake or if using a can a good stir to quickly dissolve the soda, then hang the bag or can high and take the enema rapidly (1/2-minute or less) and get it as high in the colon as possible.

To accomplish the high injection the enema is best taken in the knee-chest position and if your skilled in its use, use an 18-inch, F-30 or larger rectal tube inserted as far as you can before starting the flow, then open the clamp and if you can, continue the tube insertion all the way without forcing as the enema goes in. This will insure a high enema that will do its best work. If you don’t have a rectal tube then use the longest nozzle you have so the injection is as close to the top of you rectum as possible.

Of course if you have someone who can administer the enema to you than you can relax and leave the work to them. When the enema is in remove the tube or nozzle, its thin diameter will lend nothing toward helping your retention however a thick butt plug will give you something to bear down on and can be of a help.

You’ll feel the enema working immediately and it will provide a strong reaction with a lot of pressure. The sugar, soda and water combination generates a lot of gas and the pressure resulting from it initiates a strong peristaltic reaction. If you can, hold the enema for 5-minutes you will have done well. The longer the hold, the better the enema will work.

The reaction from this enema can last for several hours and you may wish to follow it up with one or two saline rinse enemas, 1-tablespoon of sea salt per quart, to help calm things down, don’t put more soda water in yourself. Plan on spending a full evening or up to half a day.

Oh, and one other little piece of advice, take the enema close to the potty, you will need to use it in very short order.

I once had a girlfriend give me a Soapsuds enema (she always seemed to make it TOO soapy and or Too hot)...This one she got me on my back on the floor, stood over me in her undies and proceeded to shove a couple of Ginger suppositories (unknown by me as to what they were) and then proceeded to immediately follow this with her famous SSE only this time she pour in some red pepper juice in the bag for good measure....I thought my ass was set on fire, and the cramps sent me through the ceiling....When she saw the results even she was sorry. (Not half as sorry as she was when I was finished expelling it all out).

Needless to say what is good for the Goose is good for the gander....She ended up with a very soapy crampy enema from me that she won't forget anytime soon. (I spared her the Hot Pepper juice). Folks....I DO NOT ADVISE putting Hot pepper juice in your water.It's not going to hurt you because the water is diluted...It will send you to the moon.

I agree with an earlier poster who hates the olive oil. Lasts in system too long and it can ruin an enema bag. Not enough pleasure for all the hassle.

I have tried a couple of these "super" system flushes and never sem to get the action out of them that many of these writers say. In fact most of the time I just get a big pain in the stomach. The result is that i stick with the basic salt or soda approach. Sure gets me what I am looking for

I drink a mixture of apple ,grape juice mixed with vinegar for health and though if vinegar is good for you it should be good for a enema, believe me don't try it! My intestines felt like they were on fire for hours.

^^^^ Exactly what does drinking that horrid mixture of the apple and grape juice mixed with vinegar do for your health?

One would think eating an apple, having some grapes and a salad with vinegar and oil dressing would be much better for you and more palatable. This way you would get the entire fruit, fiber and minerals in the salad and omega 3's and 6's in the oil.

Took a near pure vinegar enema 1 time and that will be the last. Don't ever do this.

I once tried pure sunblocker. it was a pain in the ass to get rid of it. my colon absorbed it and it kept seeping out for 2 days...every 2 hours or so my underpants were oily 😄

Overdoing it with the amount of soap in a large hot soapy enema is really a mistake I won't repeat. The maxim of if a little is good, a lot is better does not apply to the soap concentration. You can mix a lot more soap than you need and the results vary from intense painful cramps to colon lock to just being miserable the next day. (The colon lock makes it very difficult to get a rinse enema in.)

Air enema - I inflated a clear barium style enema bag with air and used it with a mushroom-head retention nozzle. Can't see why anyone would do this more than once - it doesn't feel good, it's really, really uncomfortable and you end up farting more or less continuously for about 2 days afterwards!

I believe the ancient Azteca used some sort of tobacco in their enemas. Goggle enema history.

Kinky Ken you mentioned alcohol in a enema. I tried a little wine once. It got warm around the spinster. Got a slight buzz, but you mentioned family members being ashamed. I don't think they would be ashamed of you. Your family probably loves you more than that.

Thor you had me crakin up. Girlfriend standing over you. Ginger suppositories. Peppers 🌶 and all .you sure she wasn't mad at you.

The first time I did a coffee enema I made it like I drink my coffee. Strong I double the coffee amount. After 3 different gallon enemas, I started running it in. Got it in then I was going to hold it for 15min. 4mins in it came shooting out like a fountain. As I'm trying to get to the toilet still shooting out. I thought I never do that again.

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An enema with lemon juice in it!

A surprise enema given to me by my girlfriend with Dawn dish soap. Gut about fell out of me and my asshole had the dry heaves for hours afterwards!!!

I once did a milk and molasses enema!!! The cramping was so bad I thought my entire colon was going to come out of my rectum!!!! OMG!!!! NEVER AGAIN!!

Every time I do a milk and molasses enema I swear I will never do one again. Then, a year or two later, the memory of how painful it was fades and I try it again.

An enema so rough that all 3 times I've done it I swore that was the last time! I did NOT enjoy it!

I took an enema once that isn't something I would have wanted to repeat at the time, but now, maybe under the right circumstances.

Be careful! You want to do this on an empty stomach ONLY!

If you want a SINGLE enema that can really clean you out with one round This will work but use it SPARINGLY No more than a couple of time a year and make sure you are an experienced enema taker, and are ready to be surprised.

Start the afternoon before ideally right after lunch. Eat LESS for lunch than usual

After lunch drink a 32 bottle of either Powerade or Gatorade.

Rinse the bottle repeatedly till you can no longer smell the original contents.

Then put in 18oz of glycerin. After that's in pour in the contents of ONE Fleet enema or equivalent generic. Fill the Fleet bottle again with 4.5 oz of potable water. Add it to the mix.

Throw way the Fleet bottle.

Put the cap back on the Powerade bottle and shake it up good!

Then let it set overnight

US Room Temperature is fine British room temperature might be on the cold side to get the best mix

The next morning without eating anything in between, Drink some water, while you are prepping the bed or table for a Simms position enema place the bottle in a hot water bath in a sink or dishpan.

Once you are set up, pour the contents of that Powerade bottle into an open-top bag type syringe. Hang it about 3-ft above where your rectum will be when you are in position.

Get in the Simms position, and with the nozzle you are most familiar and comfortable with, take the enema as you would normally take a 2-qt enema. Be ready, it goes fast

You should have 2 clean washcloths ready. One as a bite/twist rag the other to stuff in your rectum if you start to leak on the way to the toilet.

I pride myself on retaining 3-qt Epsom salt and soapsuds enemas 15 minutes

I have done this sort of enema 2 or 3 times in my whole life, I have yet to get past 11 minutes!!

You won't need a second enema that gets EVERYTHING out!

Keep a dishpan or empty trashcan within easy reach of the toilet in case it DOES come out both ends at once!! If you fast at least 12 hours ideally more before stating the odds are you won’t but the risk is not zero. It WILL feel like it's going to. If there IS anything in your stomach, it's almost certainly coming out, so be ready

Don't do anything physically strenuous for at least a couple of hours after.

Sometimes, an ordinary cleansing enema can be incredibly uncomfortable. I experienced that the first time a nurse was trying to unblock my colon after I had taken an abundance of pain medication. I never realized what serious constipation was like. I was 22 at the time and having home nursing after being critically hurt in an accident.

The nurse got an order from the doctor to give me enemas PRN, and after the first one was so intensely painful that I did not want another one. However, after she convinced me that the worst was expelled, I gave in and agreed to a second enema, which was high, warm and heavenly. I had so many tingling sensations down there that I was quietly moaning and embarrassed. “That’s normal, just go with it,” she said. That was followed by a gentle overnight laxative, and a third warm water enema the following afternoon, which totally cleaned me out. It felt so good that I was hooked.

In the case of a severe constipation it is preferable to take a good dose castor oil instead of a high enema.

Made a 2 qt m & m once, never again.