Wireless expulsions

Sometimes after I have gotten an enema I sit on the pot and read a book. The light in my bathroom, when sitting on the pot, is just perfect for reading (probably the best reading light in my whole house). Sometimes I sit reading longer that I needed to sit for the reason I started sitting in the first place. (I think I just made my old English teacher roll over in her grave, a few more times, with that last sentence.)

But anyhow. In these modern time with wireless technology, after a good enema, has anybody sat on the pot, with their laptop, possibly on this list, expelling?

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If your system is setup for and can handle multithreaded multitasking you can probably do both. (I am talking about you not your computer.) When sitting on the pot, I switch to dedicated task swapping, with expulsion set to the higher priority. That way I can better enjoy the expulsions and seem to make less typing errors.

Generally I am reading the posts on here when I take and expell

Were you planning to take an enema before you started reading or did reading put in mood for an enema? I find that reading had the ability to put me in the mood for an enema.

Both...when I am in the mood I generally read the posts. If I begin to read the posts and I was not preparing for an enema then I usually end of taking one.

I have wireless in my place and pull out my laptop and hop online to enemas4fun. Sometimes I get so hard (this is while on the pan still), that I balance the laptop on my left side of my knee, with a hot chick and a cock or nozzzle up her butt, and jerk off. 😄.

Have you come up with a good method to clean any spooge off the keyboard or does it have some sticky keys? They make flexible plastic keyboard covers for some laptops. Sounds like it would be a good thing to have if you are going to abuse yourself and your laptop like that. --- LOL

No. I respect my laptop far too much to take it to the can with me. Besides, half the point of being in a bathroom is to be alone! The fact that there's no good place to sit it also doesn't help things.

There's nothing mission critical that my phone can't do that my lappy can. Even this site is readable on it (I didn't try logging in, but there's nothing stopping it). At most I'll read a new text message or email. I might even think of it's reply, but rarely actually hash it out while on the john unless it's seriously urgent. There are few things in life more important than properly wiping one's ass...

I posted this stuff on one of the other theads, on this board. Even though it is written in a possibly humorous way, it is true and if you do use your laptop in the bathroom. please read, at least the first paragraph.

There has been some discussion of board members using their wireless laptops, to participate on the board, while sitting on the toilet. Most toilets are connected to a grounded water and sewage system. I would advise those members to be running their laptop on battery power and wireless Internet only, while sitting on the pot. Unless you have ICE 60601-1 approved battery charger/eliminator and your bathroom is also wired to that standard you are putting yourself in a life threatening position. You do not want to shock the shit out of yourself. The people of this board know a better way to facilitate the transport and relocation of feces => ENEMAS

This second paragraph is part of a discussion between gazeebo and myself. It talks about the reason (again in a tongue and cheek manner) to not use an Ethernet cable, for net access if you are going to use your laptop around water. The basic premise of this information is based on the safety standards hospitals have to use when connection or just using their electronic equipment to or with patients. Believe it or not hospitals kind of try not to kill their patients most of the time.

Your Ethernet cable can kill in a couple ways. I think the signals are transformer coupled (to prevent ground loops and as a high pass filter to reduce the bandwidth of the radiated noise. (the FCC is watching you!) I think power over Ethernet can have a maximum value of 25 volts. (limit on unshielded plenum cable). I am not sure about the 5 volts @ 500 ma you talked about. So normally you could possibly end up with 25 volts touching the end of your pee-pee. I bet you would move you pee-pee away from the 25 volts rather quickly. But on a bad day the isolation, of the power over Ethernet, power supply might have failed and your dicky might end up talking to 168 VDC (the peak value of the 120 VAC rms after the line rectifier and storage capacitor of the switching power supply. Or the isolation of the "wall-wart" transformer could fail. Or the Ethernet cable could short to building power, somewhere along its run. In either case your dicky is going to try to make the power meter, on your house, spin faster. Your dicky will retract itself, from this shocking situation, with such velocity it will pull into your body, turn inside out and stick out your ass, a condition that is not easily rectified.

Sometimes the nontechnical members of the board have not been informed of this possibility. Sometimes, if this happens to one of the members, they are too embarrassed to talk it about to the other members or they are dead, so this good to know information, has a tendency to propagate slowly, if not at all. So to restart the propagation I thought I would just mention it.

Remember A member is a terrible thing to waste!

I try to keep my dick looking kind of the way it looked when I first got it. --- Fred

The LAPTOP and mine is over two years old

good word...I am wireless and battery powered as we speak

Be real careful around that 480 volt stuff. There is usually also allot of current in those circuits because they are hi power (many watts). I have a friend that lost a good part of his hand when the Allen wrench he was using exploded. Vaporized metal coated some of his hand bones and they had to be removed. Some idiot had connected an emergency cutoff switch backwards. (swapped line and load side). He open the circuit and started tightening a loose lug that was getting hot. (on what was marked the load side) He, stupidly (by his own admission) didn't check to see if the circuit was dead. He was on the load side, the switch was open, there should be no power there and they needed the power back on ASAP. The wrench shorted between 2 of the phases of a circuit fused for 1200 amps. (I do not think the fuses noticed anything even happened. He had a glove on but the flash went right through the glove. The only good thing about the whole thing was his hand shielded his face from being metalized. (Metalized eyes usually end up blind.) Out of the shadow of his hand his work clothes were covered with metal vapor. (mostly copper). So beeeeeeeeeee! extra careful around hi wattage circuits.

I was making a joke about you dick going inside your body and turning inside out. I am surprised you didn't call me when I said it will turn inside out so forcefully the inside out stub will stick out your asshole.

I am not sure you understand what I was saying about the laptop converters. Inside the converter a short can develop between the 12 volt circuitry and the 120 volts ac that is powering the converter. and the converter can still continue to function, seemingly normal. If your converter only has a 2 prong plug there is no safety ground connected to the 12 volts. The converter will still work only the 12 volts will be riding on top of 120 volts (or higher). The effect is if you touch any metal parts of your laptop, it is the same as sticking your finger in the wall socket. If you absolutely have to use your converter, on your laptop, when you are around water (like in your bathroom) at least plug it into a GFI outlet (ground fault interrupter).

Keep that excess electron flow away from your heart --- Fred

P.S. I used to work at a place and one of the systems had a 5 volt 250 amp power supply that had a short from the supposedly floating output to the case. The guy testing the system smoked a good part of 12 thousand dollar spectrum analyzer. They were pissed. It was not his fault, there was an extra unexpected circuit path. You can smoke you ass the same way.

P.S. Sorry to be off topic but I hate it when a fellow enemate or (what is proper name for a fellow female enemate) turns into a smoking charred lump. It smells really bad!

To FredM, what I do is I sit back further on the pan, and I place tissue on the pan rite where my cock can rest. So I can shake it freely with my right hand,nd when I cum, I just let let it rip on the pan with the tissue, and laptop balancing act with my left hand.

Its gets tough a bit when I want to look at a new pic for a second shake, and need to go Back or Forward to find another pic that I had already spied. Sometimes, I get so hard for wank number 2, that the pic doesnt load fast enuff when Im, already doing the shakes

Frankly, I wouldn't take anything "electronic" into the bathroom. Too much water. My wireless internet surfer stays where it is dry. Electricity, and water, do not mix. And members in countries where the mains voltage is 240V A-C should be extra careful with electric appliances anywhere. 240 volts can be LETHAL!!!

73'

I keep a snack tray in the bathroom just for my laptop. In fact that's where I am right now. I never gave it much thought but I guess I'm ok because I'm always on battery and wireless in here. 😃

I'll keep the wireless stuff out of the bathroom. It is already too crowded with the electric heater, toaster, and radio all sitting on the edge of the metal bath tub. Dan