What does your doctor say?

I was wondering what you doctor says when He or She is about to conduct your genital exam. in my experience, when i was younger there was no notice just a hand pulling my boxers down. however, as i got into my teen years they would usually saw something along the lines of needing to take a quick look and ask me to pull them down myself. how about the rest of you?

At real exams my female PA asks me to stand while she pulls on the gloves. She then gathers the front hem of the gown, raising it to me waist, and asks me to hold it there. The next thing she says is "turn your head and cough. And cough once more." Then she tells me "to lean over the table," while she squirts lube on her finger and then say's, "this will feel a little cold."

In play exams my female doctor would usually say "I need to collect a sample for the lab." 😃

Please, lay back i'm going to examine you.

Hold your breath.

Cought, another cought.

relax please, it'll dont hurt you.

a lot of good phrases!

Ever since being diagnosed with prostate cancer in '05 and regular appointments with a urologist,radiologist and a gastroenterologist I've heard it all. It all boils down to, "Bend over, I'm going to stick something up your backside".

I remember when I first went for the biopsy. There was a technician and the urologist. The technician was ready to put the camera tube in and he was re-assuring me that it would be uncomfortable, but not painful, he would go slow, told me to take deep breadths etc. He started the tube in and it practically slid in on its own. He just said, "OH!", in kind of a surprised tone. I had to chuckle under my breath. I wonder if he said to himself,"That's probably not the first time something bigger than this tube has been in there."

"Drop your shorts."

She would sometimes say just relax and look up at the ceiling. Before I could even lift my neck she would be unzippering my pants and then cupping my balls.

"Okay, one last thing to check. Would you please hop off the table and walk toward me." One hand pulls the waistband of my underwear and the other begins to feel around. "Okay, cough." Switching hands, the doctor feels the other side. "okay, cough." Pulls out hand and lets go of waistband. "Okay, you're good to go."

After we chit chat a bit it's usualy "ok stand up and lets have a look"

As a kid "Ok i am jsut going to pull these down so i can have a good look at you ok, good lad," with that he would do it all

later as a teen "yopu are going to have to slip your trousers right off today" "o and your under pants too, dont be shy, its ok..... great , thts super, how stand up straight and look at my chart. he would stady my back and startto massage my balls up and down side to side. "thats very good" hed say

"im gonna take a look at your vagina please lay down"

Ok, I'm going to have you scoot forward so that we can do the pap test. Just scoot towards me a bit. A bit more. Great. Now let your legs flop apart for me.

I had a doctor say "don't be embarrassed about the nurse, or on second thought go ahead and be embarrassed if you want to."

"Ok, go ahead and drop your pants" or "I am going to examine your genitals now, I will be checking for any lumps or bumps"

He already as me naked in the gown and in his office he doesnt have striupps so he tells me bend my knees and bring my feet up and let my knees drop to the side. and he always says....Just a quick look for now. Than after the look he tells me your going to feel my fingers now.

I attend 'my' exams in a jock strap,my wife instructs me to remove them when required.

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I attend 'my' exams in a jock strap,my wife instructs me to remove them when required.

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A jock strap...my favorite type of underwear to wear when someone will see you. 😁

As a teen, my doctor (male, hated that) told me something like "Okay, drop the pants." Now my doctor is beautiful female, and she told me something along the lines of "Would you please take off your pants and underpants, just need to take a quick feel down here."

After putting on purple gloves, she says, "The last thing I'll need to do is a testicular exam." As she checks each one, she'll say, "Now I'm just feeling for lumps.."

"Ok, stand up over here and drop 'em." - exact quote, i was wearing only my underpants at the time.

Has Anyone check down there? No do you mind if I take a look. I was 15 at the time.

Ok now i need you to be brave and pull your underpants right off for me. don't be shy, its ok. i did say i was going to look you over head to toe and I just want to take a look at your privates and then i am going to very gently feel your nuts whilst you stand up nice and tall.

My doc always says " drop em, so we can take a peak".

Different doctors:

"Drop your shorts"

"Shorts down to your ankles"

"Underpants down"

"Underpants off"

"Drop your jock" (I wasn't wearing a jockstrap. I was wearing jockey briefs)

"Please stand up, I need to check you genitals." I am in a gown at this point. Once he is gloved, "Please pull up the gown." There is usually no talking while he is actually touching me apart the the cough requests.

Once my doctor told me, "Now I'm going to examine your male parts."

The last time I had one, it was with a male PA. He seemed more embarrassed than me and asked, "Would you pull your shorts down for just a minute so I can check out the plumbing down below?"

I had already changed into a paper gown. the dr tells tells me lower my underwear while donning the gloves.

My doc says "Ok, I'm just going todo a genital exams...please lower your underpants"

My current nurse practitioner first pulls out a pair of exam gloves and is holding them in her hands when she says something like: "I'll need to examine your prostate, but first I need you to stand up so I can check you for a hernia."

I then stand up in front of her as she sits down on a small rolling stool and pulls on the gloves. I'm always nude with just a paper drape on top of me, so when I'm standing, the drape is set aside and I'm completely nude.

My docotr always says "Will you lift up the gown I have to take a quick look down there." And its never too quick but never long enough