Enema accidents

Ain't that the truth. Once I gave myself a mineral oil enema in a motel room, and was disappointed that it produced no desired results. I went to bed. When I got up the next morning, I was standing looking at myself in the mirror, and I felt something back there. I didn't feel it coming out at all, but all kinds of oil seeped out of my anus and soaked my boxers. I cleaned up, and had to have a wad of toilet paper stuck between the cheeks of my ass in case something else decided to slide out unexpectedly. And I had three appointments that day. First and last oil experiment.

I used this lamp one time for my enema bag..and it felt and i made a mess.....my sub like a good slave with her dildo well placed all the way in her anus,cleaned the whole thing up and also pleased me orally.

Once i had the enema bag hanging on the shower curtain rod... it was a four qt one..so kinda heavy. right in the middle of taking the bag... CRASH it and the shower rod came crashing down. that really sucked 😳

I don't know if you could call it an accident, because I knew what I was taking, but I did take a 3qt enema in which I put a quart of glycerin in before the soapsuds! Dribbled on the way to the toilet! If you want to say that was an accident, OK, but when yiu ask fro trouble, you usually get it!

Dont be to hard on us men because it is normal for us to not take our time , we get in a hurry.

I can remember the same thing happening to me.Panic !!! All that water.Talk about being more careful in the future..........ha! ha! What a mess!!!

Too bad the video wasn't running, for all of us to enjoy....... Would have loved to see the catching of the lamp and keeping the bag from losing all the water !! Ha! Ha!

A rerun would be nice for the forum members. Ha! ha!

Glycerin and epsom salts? how much of each, though i would not want to stray too far giving how it hit you.

While in the dallas tx VA for leg amputation

after surgery 30 min later i took out the IV,s

and rolled outside for coffee and a smoke

next day the nurse,s were pissed i had done that

so all meds were pills

well unknown to me one pill was some kind of softener

i was still sneaking off to smoke every chance they weren't looking that one pill it worked so well i never felt the urge

just relaxed

on the way back to room i felt very warm back there in the elevator someone farted well it wasn't gas holy moly it was me ass cheeks were sliding floor had drip spots leading the way back

well after the clean up of me wheelchair bed and floors

i ask the nurse what caused that

she said doc,s didn't want to strain anything after my surgery

on the way back back to room heard them laughing their asses off at me

sadistic nurses at VA

I had just finished my first milk & molasses enema (four 12 oz bottles each of heavy molasses and whole milk) taken through a 30 inch colon tube while lying on my right side so it would fill my ascending colon. I made the mistake of taking it in bed wearing Depends maximum protection. I started feeling the cramps before the enema was finished, and lost bowel control before I even got off the bed. By the time I started running to the bathroom, the enema was pouring out of me. The depends got saturated before I made it to the hall. I left a trail of M&M from the bedroom all the way down the hall and to the toilet. Fortunately, I have wood floors, so it was possible to clean it up, but it took 2 hours for me to get off the toilet, by which time the whole house stank!

I was so exhausted from the enema, I could barely clean myself up, let alone the house. I had to throw out my slippers and undershirt, and shop-vac the tub. It was days before I got it all cleaned up.

Since then, I've only used 2 bottles each of milk and molasses, and I've taken it sitting on the very front of the toilet seat, so the toilet seat pinches my buttocks together against the tube. I hold it in until the cramps make me stop, then I pull out the tube, coiling it up, and drop it in the sink.

Oh goodness yes. In fact I had one today.

I was on my bed, playing Second Life, bag suspended off the bedpost, being talked through being given a long slow enema by a friend who is also in Second Life. We'd just got to me putting the third litre in when I heard a swooshing sound, and thought "That's funny, did the central heating just turn on?". Then I looked down and saw water spilling everywhere, from a hole in the hose.

Luckily quick reactions and a handy towel solved things. But sitting up suddenly with a distended stomach is an interesting sensation.

I had an accident with my first enema that was given by someone else, right after the Northeast munch. The hose disconnected from the nozzle and the bag contents leaked onto the bed before my companions could get around to the back side to help. One of them had to redress and go down to the desk for dry sheets and we had to put chux between the mattress and the bottom sheet to sleep on that night. That was embarrassing enough for a first time, but at least I was spared the embarrassment of leaking used enema water on my new friends.

Had one this past Saturday a fleet,took it kneeling then sitting at puter typing ( this site of course) cramping got real bad but couldn't get to toilet fast enough. I left a trail from office to bathroom. thankfully I have wood floor and not carpet

Have you ever seen a shoe getting an enema? About a week ago I was kneeling over the edge of the bath tube with the bag hanging from the shower curtain. I knew I was probably taking a first enema too fast but before I had a chance to react to an impending bowel contraction, I had expelled both the nozzle and some soapy water. The nozzle had landed in my shoe sitting beside the toilet and the bag was draining into it. It wasn't very funny at the time, but I see a little humor in it now in retrospect. :😃

I have never had a really bad accident. On Friday I had filled myself and was expelling and when I was finished, I decided that I wanted to use my large nozzle for the next filling. I got it out, put some lube on it and proceeded to insert it. All of a sudden I had water and stuff coming out. I had towels on the floor and that captured what came out. Wasn't a big mess, but I had to fold the towel out and it needs to be washed now. I then went into the shower to insert the nozzle and then I filled myself again. This time, no accident.

Except for leakage sometimes nothing comes to mind. I found out the reason my wife says she doesn't like enemas is because she is afraid of an accident. Now I have to convince her it is no big deal if there is one. I kinda sorta goes with the territory. John

Truthfully, its a process which involves a lot of water and it can be a very big mess. Over the years I have stopped using an open top bag which has caused a number of spills for me, and I have stopped using any process without a double balloon rectal catheter cuff.

My wife is not into enemas and doesn't understand my use. As a result I used to save the enema session days for when she was out for the day. I had decided to use a yellow folding douche/enema bag that she doesn't know about. I was laying on the bathroom floor and the flow of my first soapy enema had just started. My member was rigid and I was beginning to get a grip on the situation while on my back legs spread. I was looked at the bag to watch the bag deflate as I slowly watched (as if in slow motion) the damn little plastic hanger tab to the bag bend and drop the entire bag on the floor and all over me. It soaked me and the bathroom rug that she loves so much. My penis deflated in synchronicity with the bag emptying on the floor.

My sensual day of enemas and masturbation was dampened significantly. Instead of cleaning my colon, I was cleaning the bathroom floor and tossing the rug in the washer and drier.

That was the last time I trusted the hanger provided in the enema kits. Now I limit my use of open top bags to the tub area.

TomH20:

I too have had problems with those hangers. I found if I paired them and then used a twist tie to hold them together near the end of the hook for the bag, so the tie went across the grommet in the bag but around the hooks, it did not have a chance to slide off the hanger, and being two they had less chance to come off of what I had it hanging on. Again the bath is best for any play. Easy to clean, even if there is an unplanned squirt. 😁

R.

First off get a gallon enema bag they are built to precent accidents. I have had a few leaky runs to the bathroom now wear a diaper for a few hours after my enemas. The accident was when my older brother caught me down on knees in fromt of a buddy that was hold the big red enema bag, he was so suprised he dropped the bag and we had a lake in the bathrtoom and I payed dearly for my brother not to tell my Dad what I had been doing.

I had a red enema bag break on me. It was old and the rubber was getting cracked in the one corner. I ignored this and filled it up anyway. I didnt' have aywahere to hang the bag so I just placed it on the edge of the sink. I began the enema with no problem. Then, halfway in the damage corner gave out. I noticed this as water came pouring all over my back and legs. You would think by laying the bag over the sink that some of the water would have gotten into the sink, but no.

😉One of my ex-girl friends who was a x-ray tech told me one time she had prepared a BE for a patient, She hung the bag on a iv pole then went to look for the lube and when she got back the bag was empty, The enema was all over the floor as she had left the clamp in the open postion,LOL.

This is one of the problems with mineral oil enemas. If you don't expel all the fluid you put in, it's liable to leak out later when you don't even realize it. Best to flush with a good soap suds enema and rinse with a salt solution enema after having enjoyed receiving a mineral oil enema. Kind of embarassing to get up from a comfortable chair you've been sitting in, only to discover an oil stain on the upholstery where you were just seated, not to mention the stain on the back of your pants. Happened once, but fortunately I wasn't in a compromising situation. Getting the oil stain off the chair wasn't all that easy though.

I had forgotten about the mineral oil accident. Years ago my wife and I were on vacation with my in-laws. We shared an apartment at the beach. One evening, I told my wife I was constipated. I walked to the pharmacy and purchased 1 mineral oil enema (sounded interesting) and a regular fleet enema. In the evening I took the mineral oil, voided and later followed it with a cleansing regular fleet enema. All was good and I slept through the night beautifully. The next morning I felt the urge to pass gas and learned about not trusting a fart. The oil stained my shorts and a bit was on the wicker chair. Somehow I was able to conceal what had happened from everyone else.

Once, many years ago, I went for a drive with some friends, one of my fellow workers and his wife. We were in the country side admiring the fall colors which were great that year. We went past a stand that was selling apples and apple cider so I asked him to stop so I could buy some fresh cider. He had never tasted cider before so the sales clerk gave him a sample in one of those little sample cups. He liked it so he also bought a gallon jug of cider.

The next day, at work, he looked really bad, like he had been dragged through a knot hole. I asked him if he felt well and he just grunted and walked away to the men's room. A little later I was talking to his wife and I asked her what was wrong with her hubby and she told me what had happened. It seems that when they got home he started drinking the cider and he liked it so much that he drank about half of that gallon jug in a short time and went to bed. She said that in the middle of the night she was awakened by a strange noise that turned out to be his stomach gurgling and grumbling. Shortly after that she said he yelled out in pain and threw the covers back to run to the bathroom but instead he blew up and got brown spots every where including the ceiling. When he finally got out of bed he ran for the bathroom and was hit with another blowout as he was leaving the bedroom so he grabbed her bathrobe to try to contain what was coming out. She was ticked off because he had ruined her favorite bath robe and hadn't really saved any of the house from the bedroom to the bath. They spent the rest of the night cleaning up the house. I found out that he was pissed at me for not warning him about drinking cider.

All I will say is, is isn't a good idea to hang a full enema bag on a table lamp(switch) especially when the lamp is setting on the edge of the table and be laying on the floor by the table. I was lucky I didn't get electrocuted LOL!!! Everything worked out alright, the lamp came unplugged and the bulb didn't 😁 break when the lamp fell.

I've only been doing enemas for a little over a year. Several months ago was one of the first times that I was able to take the whole 2 qts at once. I expelled it like I normally would, got dressed, and went about whatever else I had to do that day. Sometime later I was sitting in front of the computer when I thought I had an urge to pass some gas. I let it occur, only it was not gas, but the remainder of the enema I had taken earlier. What a mess. Fortunately my husband was not home. It's funny now, but not at that moment.

Never trust a fart, or the urge to fart esp. within the first few hours after an enema.

Jack Nicholson in the Bucket List...

"Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."

Colleen,

Did your Aunt wear a full face shield and rubber rain gear the next time?

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