Holiday Enemas Suppositories

It was raining here (FINALLY!), so I only had 8 "Halloweener's" last night. They have extended it to Friday night also, so I hope to get rid of a lot of candy. I buy the kind I don't like so I will stay out of it.

I did just see on another group a suggestion to give small Fleet type Enemas out to the trick or treaters instead of candy....that's an idea....

Dan

Not that I ever really need an excuse, but a "too-much-candy-for-Halloween" enema works for me. Reminds me of my early years when too much of anything resulted in a next-day "good enema" session.

Better to wait a couple of days and let the candy digest. Sunday would be ideal. Flush out all the garbage food.

I do remember not long after Holloween & like most children I ate too much candy ! Mother said did you eat all of that candy ? Yes she left the room a while later she was back with the full enema bag & towel she said take your prance down & lay on the bed she put the towel under me gave me the full bag of water left & I ran to the bathroom . that was the first of 3 enemas that day. The next morning she came in my room. told me she was going to me More enemas today & maybe I learn not to eat some much candy next time!!

Dan: AKA Illfer:

In the area where I live, it rains a lot anyway. A downpour would stop it. A little rain would not make a dent!!

Friday night was a 'bust' and none of them showed up. I have 3 1/2 sacks of candy left over. I'll find some place to pass it on to as it is something I won't eat.

Halloween is over, so I will go for breakfast, and then I will do a few Enemas this evening.

(Lisa, the rain was more than welcome here, even though it ruined the night for a lot of kids).

Dan

Just beginning to think about my detox plans after eating far to much junk and too little fruit and vegetables .

Enemas going to be a big regular feature may well throw in some laxatives .

Plan is to loose 8 lb ,2 of which is stuck crap probably!

I want to shrink my waist 2 in at least so keeping my guts empty my crunches will be more effective to get to a flat stomach.

Also loosing the fat off my belly should make it easier to see my 16 in double dildo from the outside.

So what are you going to do or suggestions I am hoping for some punishing deep enemas .

Xx

When I was a kid my Mom always gave me a big dose of laxative at bedtime on the day after Christmas to give me a good cleaning out after eating too much food and junk on Christmas and the day after. Sometimes I got to sleep over at various cousins' homes for a few days over Christmas and my aunts also gave my cousins and I a bedtime dose of laxative either on Christmas or the day after.

My post-holidays detox plan works like this:

First in the morning I do an 2 litre enema with 2 crushed dulcolax tabletts and some mild baby shampoon.

Let it work for about ten to twenty minutes, even if its hard to hold.

Then during the day I drink green detox tea (Kusmi detox) and only eat fruits and other light food.

I am doing a long walk and some yoga.

The next morning again an enema for cleaning out the rest.

And that's it.

A wonderful relaxed and detoxed feeling.

Try it!

Cheers,

christian

As a child, in addition to our weekly enemas, we could count on a post holiday cleanout. several large enemas, until the results were clear. I still adhere to this practice today. As I enjoy a good cleanout, I even do a pre-season cleanout also.

Most years, I do a full system cleanout on one of these days between Christmas and New Years. I can get my use-or-lose personal days then, so I can clear the calender.

Whatever the occasion a late night enema or an enema the next morning really helps me feel better when I've been eating a lot or maybe too much.

I probably did not get as many enemas as many of our readers. However. wow holidays seem to coincide with my mom getting out the combination bag from our linen closet. One was Easter and the other Halloween. Both days seemed to coincide with my brother and I consuming large amounts of candy with the guaranteed stomach ache the following day.

So every Easter Monday and the day or two after Halloween I could expect to be summoned to the bathroom for what mom referred to as "a good cleaning out".

There, lying naked from the waist down over an old throw rug on the floor, I would find myself struggling to retain several quarts of crampy soap- suds while my mom held the bulging, red combination bag high over my head. Presiding over the ritual with thinly disguised glee, she would encourage me saying: "hold in as much as you can honey Otherwise, I'll have to give you a second enema.". Truthfully, I don't recall ever having to get a second dose as the first one always produced enough achy cramps and explosive expulsion to satisfy her.

It's strange, how so many years later those memories seem clear; the feeling of her Vaseline coated finger teasing my anus open, that look on her face as she picked up the bag and dripping hose, the loud click of the metal shutoff being opened, the growing pressure deep in my stomach. So now, two days after Halloween I find myself filling up my bag with soapsuds and hanging it high, ready to repeat that hallowed ritual of days gone by. And......that's how I remember Halloween.

Did any of you get after Halloween enemas?

No "after Halloween" enemas for me. I don't eat that stuff anymore.

We had zero kids come for trick or treating again this year. Our neighborhood has no street lights and no sidewalks so it is not trick or treat friendly.

Always without fail., mother or aunt

My Mom always gave me a big dose of laxative after I had eaten a lot of Halloween candy, but she only gave me an enema if the laxative didn't clean me out enough to satisfy her. After giving me a laxative she always told me not to flush the toilet after I had gone so she could check how well it had cleaned me out.

I want Santa to bring ME a Christmas enema! Maybe he can bring a clear silicone bag with a nice double balloon nozzle. I'll have to write a letter...

Why does Santa hire elves?

Because Gnomes drink too much

Trolls aren't toilet trained

Fairies have too short attention spans!

Santa in his office talking to the representative from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission:

"Have you any concept of how hard it is to find black elves?Female elves?Jewish elves? All I have going for me is that most elves are gay!!!

11/25/2014

LisaK

This is Santa:

I was in Ferguson, MO today looking for a black elf or angel. I couldn't find any black elves and there were absolutely NO angels. I was saddened to find a FEMA operative talking about rebuilding. I want all of the boys and girls to be happy and enjoy the children's and adult toys I'll bring next month.

Santa

P.S. I have a ton on coal on order for those naughty boys with the fire bombs.

In High school, we found a home that had candy and nickels in dishes on the front porch. They played creepy music and none of the little kids and moms went up there. 3 of us boys were up there taking some extra, when the door opened and a person in costume asked us to come in see the rest of their halloween setup. They had some silly stuff for us to see and touch, then seemingly accidentally, a real person was draped with a sheet and an enema was hanging from an IV pole. We were invited to feel the tummy. We screamed like girls and then dared each other to really touch it. When my brother did, it moaned like a monster. None of us told anyone else for years.

For those of you in the United States, or those around the world who want to celebrate with us, as you know Thanksgiving is a holiday of over indulging.... Do you typically take a series of enemas, pre Thanksgiving, or do you do anything enema related post the celebration? It is my assumption that most of us hold out until the "plates are cleared and the guests have left", but anyone who indulges in an enema while the house is full of people, is welcome to post about that too. Regardless, enjoy the Thanksgiving holiday and happy turkey ?.

I have seen many posts from Zity members who irrigate during this, or the Xmas holidays. I don't do any special cleanses, just my usual every 3 day wash out, due to my semi-colon. I also don't stuff myself, ever. If I do, I set off a "dumping syndrome", where my gut will start emptying out right away. I learned the hard way, to always eat in moderation.

Similar threads pop up at halloween, christmas, new years, easter and other foodie / barbequing holidays.

I don't think they make any real difference in people's enema activities.

Eat more / crap more. I doubt anyone really gets blocked up because they ate a lot.

The holidays may just be another excuse people use to flush their colon.

I've always referred to the day after thanksgiving as "brown friday".

The major benefit to the holiday is time. More time means d things you enjoy a bit more = enemas.

I am planning a system cleanout for Saturday Morning.

Hopefully I'll be finished by Saturday Afternoon. My husband wants to watch football and I'll try to accommodate him. He will give me my time and take care of the kids in the morning, and I give him his time and take them by myself in the afternoon.

A set of twins with their Mom's attitude. I'll be busy!!!

As usual yesterday morning i took my 2 coffee enemas that i take each morning. And i also took my qfternoon coffee enema whrn i got back in town. This morning i have a colonic session scheduled.

Like Susie and water wetter suggest it was more about available time and regular practice over the holiday for me. I was off work Wednesday allowing for a cleanout session before the festivities. Oddly I awoke with a bit of a gassy upset stomach on Thursday, so I took a few more enemas early in the day and that helped settle things so I could enjoy myself. I wouldn't normally have tried to squeeze that session in, but it was somewhat necessary.

I am planning a thorough clean out for Sunday evening though. I will be going deer hunting early Monday morning and don't want the distractions of an ill-timed need for a BM while I'm up in a tree. Often times during hunting season I'll have the respite of a green tea enema mid day when I come in for lunch. It does seem to heighten my awareness when I return to the tree stand in the afternoon.

After a binge like Thanksgiving, I always schedule an hour or two on my Colon Hydrotherpy machine. Often I take an enema before climbing up on the table/bed, When my machine warms up to 110 degrees, normal is 105 degrees, I start the flood. It's amazing how much of a turkey dinner gets wasted! These enemas relieve the gas and impaction. They are pure pleasure, good to the last drop! By the way, that first enema before the colonic satisfies my required enema a day that keeps the Doctor away!

Because of family and other commitments, I usually don't have a chance to enjoy an enema between Thanksgiving and Christmas. It makes for a long December but conversely, I anticipate January with excitement since I can always find some free time and fill a bag or two. It turns a dark and cold month into a very fulfilling one.