Favorite medical equipment/instrument !

Nothing like my first light-weight Littmann - that was my "road pony" took me through a thousand and one adventures

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I wish to revise my previous comment - Nothing beats "The Silver Rocket" For the uninitiated in proctologic lore - the Silver Rocket is a 16 inch by 0.5 inch fixed tubular proctoscope. I have a great story to tell about it - should there be interest - its best presented viva voca

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I can´t decide if it is a glass rectal thermometer or a big red bulb syringe. Can´t do without both

Well, since I'm a heart fetishist, a stethoscope.... a fetal doppler is really cool to use on the heart as well. It makes for some really cool sounds.

Def. speculum... large and metal

Exam table and stirrups, metal speculum and exam gloves....not necessarily in that order.

For use on those who deserve it, my favorite is the Burdizzo!

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Ouch! I hope Susie was not looking in my direction.

Wow Suzie that is EVIL! But i would have loved to have taken that 1 to a few males in my past! U got one wicked sense of justice thats for sure.;-) My hero! Perhaps the penile system should employ that one let the justice ensue!

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Wow Suzie that is EVIL! But i would have loved to have taken that 1 to a few males in my past! U got one wicked sense of justice thats for sure.;-) My hero! Perhaps the penile system should employ that one let the justice ensue!

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PENILE system or PENAL system?

I meant the penal system as in jails. May all the evil rot away and cleanse our society as a whole. No im not a psycho i just think justice needs to have its place in the incurable! Stepping off my soapbox!

^^^^ I knew that, I just thought you might be making a pun so I capitalized on it! 😎 😎

😉Lmao perhaps i made a slip that was a pun. We both have a wicked sense of humor then huh Susie!

So so many choices but i gotta say the stethoscope

For me, its the old style interchangeable glass syringe and reusable needle !

Susie, I have to agree with you on the use of the speculum on the male anatomy. Partner loves it when I use one on him. Also, I have found a Collins helpful in reaching the prostate on those "anatomically difficult" patients!

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Latex gloves, nothing is sexier than a hot lady with latex gloves

Wow... What a difficult choice. If I had to choose just one, it would be a Collins speculum. I feels so good when it's open in me. My second choice would be my play doc's rigid tube sigmoidoscope (!).

For those of you who don't know, a 'burdizzo' is a castration clamp... 😶

Mine is the standard glass rectal thermometer. It brings back lots of good childhood memories. On my tummy, panties down, feeling the vaseline, the coolness of the insertion...

A large cool anoscope that is lubricated with Vaseline! I get excited just thinking about it! I love it when it when it first goes in!

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This one...

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Mesmerizing and horrifying all at the same time. Made me close my legs together, and I'm not a male. Ouch!

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I have seen this clamp affair in real life. It is designed for prostatectomy via the perineum. As this procedure is rarely done any longer, it is much more commonly used when a biopsy by this route is necessary. If we had not found my problem with a more conventional trans-rectal 14 needle biopsy, I was going to get the intensive grid guided procedure.

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For me it is a set of Bakes sounds. These have a very slender shaft with bullet shaped tips of various sizes ranging from quite small to quite terrifying. They are used to dialate the urethra. Several cc of Surgilube is injected first and then the procedure begins. At first it is pretty benign but as the size increases it is much less so. I can not imagine being able to take the biggest 3 or 4. More lube is needed as things go along. My GF nurse loves doing this!

I think the vaginal use of this nice clamp would be also interesting... 😜

Latex-free gloves and lube holds many possibilities. Oh! And a nice big Rectal Thermometer.

Vagina a mirror, a sucker ECG, stethoscope, latexs gloves. Stimulation of a vagina the palpitation control

Oh medical instrument....I was going to say piano.

Cold metal speclum on a stainless tray, any kind of metal clamps for the clitoris, the ones they use for piercings are good with rubber on the end.