Different Sex Locations

I went chasing into the women's bathroom at a dive bar after my ex and joined her in the end stall (of three). She dropped her pants, placed her hands against the wall and we went to town.

Although we were demonstrating some restraint in our volume, there were girls coming in and then quickly exiting and giggling. Word eventually crept back to our table, followed by winks and nods, that apparently it had been my size 11 black boots beneath the stall that had sold us out.

Good times.

On a weeknight after dark, on the ferry crossing the Hudson into NYC. 😁

Arianna,

Are you sure that wasn't part of a joke?.... 😄 😄

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her in tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded, yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

^^^^ That's a very good one!

User264: I just say no to the Staten Island Ferry.

Susie: I can't take the credit. It was my boyfriend's idea. When I heard about it, I was all for it!

Let me think back here a minute:

An ex-GF and I years ago decided to give it a try on top of a mountain ridge in the Sierra Nevadas. She was on top and a large wasp took offense to some imagined slight and stung her on the butt. Her reflex thrust put me over the top and she came along for the ride. We treated the wasp sting later.

Once in the pool I was life-guarding at one summer in HS. The water tends to wash away all the natural lube. Not really recommended except for the novelty.

Another pilot buddy and I in college rented a Cessna 172 since both of our GFs wanted to join the Mile-High Club. We got up to about 8,000' AGL and he flew while my GF and I did the deed in the back seats. Then I flew (naked, with my naked GF in right seat), for him and his GF. We all did managed to get re-clothed before we landed.

Got a BJ in the back seat of the car on the way back to college from the infamous Altamont rock concert. It was made humorous by my friend (and co-worker at the college radio station) who was driving, announcing in his best radio voice, "I smell cum!"

It was a contest at the college radio station to have some kind of sexual encounter while announcing on the air. My GF crawled into the knee space under the board and gave me a BJ while I was doing the evening 15-minute newscast. Almost didn't make it through the news without losing my composure.

Once in the woods -- in the rain -- with my ex-wife. We had 40 acres so it wasn't particularly dangerous from a being-seen viewpoint. We'd often wander naked about the property in the rain.

On the beach in Puerto Peñasco Mexico with my GF about 0300 when a bunch of us drove down there with our campers and camped on the beach for two weeks in '70.

It's been a fun and varied life...

ldb

I have had sex in several locations my favorites are in the back of an ambulance at an all night event and secondly i worked for a town maitnance departmant and had sex on the mayors desk after hours

On horseback in the middle of Wyoming...the horse didn't seem to mind! 😁 😁

I have masturbated in many different places. Apart from the normal ones such as in bed, in the toilet and in the bath I have masturbated in many a place. I love masturbating outside, behind a tree perhaps as if peeing, on the beach behind an outcrop of rock or even in an open field when I can see noone. An interesting place to masturbate is in the sea, I pull my trunks down and do it there with many people not far away but unable to see what I am doing because I am up to my neck in the water. This is not an easy one. I have masturbated into my pants in the cinema, in study hall, and even once in the science laboratory. I have masturbated in the lift at a time when I could do it in only a few seconds, in the urinal in the public loos, and once on top of a church tower looking out over virgin countryside. I have masturbated in front of the dog, with the cat on my lap and once in a field full of cows. I have several times masturbated when driving (slowly) on lonely country roads in the middle of nowhere and once tried on my bicycle but failed!

Ive had sex in a car parked down a dark side road. but my favourite was under a canopy of trees deep in the woods in the pouring rain.. there was something very sensual and romantic about it. also in feilds with long, long grass during the summer months... where anyone who walked past may have been able to see. i think the main turn on about having sex in different locations is the thrill of getting caught at any time.. that definatley does it for me. 😉

Back in the mid 70's (about 1974) when I was in college I met a college girl friend and had sex in the crowded club known as Pete's on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. She was on her period and I removed the tampon, tossed it on the dance floor and she and I did it against the wall and then she sat on my lap on a near by sofa. It is a gay club mostly. I am straight and would go there to meet the "fag hags" as they were called. "Hey Babe Take a Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed was the music being played at the time of the deed.

Several years ago , i've had sex in a crowdy public swimming pool, with my girlfriend we were pretty much sure that nobody had seen us till the moment, after having finished, when i dived underwater and saw three guys whith swimming goggles looking at us 😁

it was good, exciting, and now fun to remember 😁 😁

In a public car park,

on the beach at night

days at sea,

the balcony of the hotel,

the beach house of my parents, while they were in another room

At my husband's mom and dad's house! It was very strange to me LOL! We had to be reaaaally quiet because they were in the next room!

I picked up the wife during her lunch hour and we drove to a city park where we did the deed. Not all that unusual, except it was in a desert area with little vegetation to conceal anything. Found out later that the park maintenance guy was sitting on a cliff overlooking our little party. Beat the pay he got from the city!

The thought of getting caught is a huge turn on for me!

I've had fun in some interesting places, fields, trains, cars,backstage at an amdram performance, the urgency and fear of getting caught is half the fun! 😉

An ex and i did it in many places, including but not limited to, the local park, the skating rink parking lot, old trails, etc.

In the sleeper of my semi. espcially when the reefer motor is running.

I also did it in the sleeper of my truck. But when we did it in the bed of my pick-up in a rest area with the truckers watching, it was a real turn on.

While in college, my date knew of a dirt road not too far from her home. I drove in, turned the car around for a quick exit if one was needed and we proceeded to go at it hot and heavy. We had the passenger car door opened, she was standing outside, bent over the seat while I penetrated from behind. Just as I was nearing a climax we were hit with a bright light. It seems a row of low bushes hid a railroad spur to a nearby factory and a slow moving freight train just came around the bend. The engineer got an eyefull but I never missed a beat and came off when the third freight car went by.

On the beach though sand was unpleasant.

Backseat of cars.

Backseat of a taxi (I paid the driver to keep driving).

While hiking near a trail with people passing by - we kept very quiet.

Most embarrassing was on a dumpster in an alley I thought was private. Though after we finished there was applause from two elderly ladies watching from a window and calling for an encore.

My first wife and I were having problems and were seperated for a while. In an attempt to work things out we went to a beach resort for a weekend. The water was murky when I moved her suit away from her "lady parts", lowered my suit and we made love in the water in broad daylight with hundreds of people around. She was always very "wet" and the salt water was not an issue. Everyone thought we were just facing each other talking and cuddling.

In the shower at Fryeburg Fair grounds in Maine

In the woods near a church at a wedding we were going to

In the lake near her brothers camp

It is indeed a small, small world! I too have "done the deed" at the Fryeburg Fairgrounds in Maine. Ah, my misspent youth!

Play On!

LadyDoc

Hey guys

My first post

The first "wild" place was the car, not so wild after I did it with my bf in the hospital while he was sick, with nurses coming in every 10 mins it's a good thing we didn't get caught,

Then we did it on an empty floor of a building but we got caught maybe three times and had to kinda run away

Did it in the bathroom of a restaurant a couple of times, one of those places with one bathroom ( not stalls ) for men one for women, that had me scared shitless

But the wildest place , the one I'll never forget, and the best sex ever, standing doggy in an elevator. Yes an elevator, it was kinda slow so whenever someone pushed thebbutton we'd dress fast and get off on that floor then get back on later.

My girlfriend once "surprised" me at work. I was working late, she appeared in a dress sans panties. She sat in a chair in my office while I got to a stopping point. She stood up and seductively bent over my credenza. I saw a wet spot on her dress and became so hard I almost coudn't get MY pants down. Needless to say, we had a "quickie", went home and made love for hours... >😄

My wife and I had sex in my office in the early 80s, that is were she got pregnant with our first. since then we have had sex on ladders in windows park bathrooms. of course this was when we were first married, and now 6 kids and 30 years later we sleep in separate beds.

Us oldies remember the drive in theaters. OH the back row would be crowded. My first new car was a 66 GTO convertible.. Put the top up and that big muscle car seemed like it had a master bedroom in the back seat. Real leather back then so it was easy to clean the next morning.

Now I use the Sea Ray boat. Once the marine patrol hailed us for a safety inspection while in the saddle. What a way to kill the mood. The young pups knew what we were doing so when he finally handed me the paperwork, I asked if we could finish now? He was embarrassed and turned red & said "sorry"

Sometimes I don't even leave the marina, but that will subject the "live-aboards" to some noise and wave motion. I don't care, eat your hart out.

("live-aboard" for you land lubbers are people that live full time on their boat)

A terrific thread for both memory lane and new ideas! and it has continued for years, thanks folks

Let's see, here's some of them

on top bunk of Pullman car -- yes, both of us up there -- on CN, December night passing through mid Manitoba, rock and roll

in lower bunk in steerage (cheap) of extra small room on a passenger liner in mid Atlantic and again in the Caribbean, same wife and same cruise, more rock and roll

In a 14' boat anchored in a cove of a popular water ski lake, using oars to support an air mattress, quite delicate balance required

In tent in wilderness in an Ocate foam sleeping bag, very snug, during a really booming, raining thunderstorm --

did it twice in short order with chocolate bars for energy in between

Had a young lady offer up her virginity on a blanket out in middle of a field of peppermint -- good thing the sprinklers were not turned on, but we sure were

Way up in wilderness at one end of a meadow while elk grazed in moonlight at the other end -- we actually talked about bears smelling the scent of sex and then finding us

Yup, drive-in theaters, "the passion pit" , back of a 57 Chevy but the best was a 54 Buick, a 66 Chrysler 300 coupe was also very accomodating and an air mattress in bed of a pickup parked out of town on a side road worked ok

Also parked at night behind an elementary school with her legs hanging off the pickup seat and out the door and me standing on the ground -- chancy!

In GF bedroom in her parents house with her parents in their bedroom downstairs, she said they wouldn't mind if they found out -- wow!

Standing up waist deep in a 95 degree natural hot spring, very sensual under moonlight

Pushing driver's seat way back and drive slow around a field with her on lap doing the steering while coupled

reverse cowgirl -- bumpity bump

On desk in my former office which was next to the FBI offices in a three story building, it took a bit of talk to get her to try that one

Model homes were mentioned, there have been adventures with real estate sales ladies in homes where the people had moved out but a sofa or bed had been left; I was in same biz at the time -- opportunity knocks

Never had nerve to try it in an occupied home, too much risk of leaving evidence

On floor in living room in front of roaring cedar wood (lots of popping) fireplace

In showers at various places I've stayed with numerous GF's and both blessed wives

I have never tried it on a bicycle 😢 or :😃 though-- has anyone succeeded doing that?

Greg

On the back of a honkin' huge Percheron draft horse! Talk about a ride.

LD