Thick and viscous solutions

Try the kind of yoghurt that comes in small plastic bottles (and is drinkable).

Try a mayo enema.

Mayo sounds too think to use as fluid. Does it actually flow down an enema tube?

You have to pump in thick solutions with a large irrigating syringe. It is impossible to get something as thick as mayonnaise to flow down a tube of any diameter. It doesn't spill out of the jar when you turn it upside down, does it?

Now, if you think back to your bacteriology course (you did take one in college, didn't you??), there is something that you can use that goes in like maple syrup, thickens as it cools and gels inside you, and comes out thick to firm chunks, but not hard. You could boil up some agar agar, let it cool to about 115 degrees F and inject that, let it cool in your body and it will firm up to become like firm jello in the colon. Unlike metamucil which starts thickening immediately and gets stuck in the hose, agar agar must cool before it gels, and even after reaching the cooler temperature must undergo the gelation to get firm. The firmness increases after about ten to thirty minutes or so, depending on how much agar agar powder you mix into solution and the actual temperature it is when you put it in your colon.

This works on the same principle as jello, except that jello comes from animal protein and agar agar comes from seaweed or algae, depending on exactly what agar you buy. Jello will melt at room temperature, so don't expect that to do anything other than stay liquid inside your colon. Agar agar gels at a higher temperature, so it is ideal for this prupose.

The amount of agar agar powder you add to the water will determine how firm/hard it gets when the solution gels when it gels. When you expel it, the agar agar will be in firm CHUNKS, firmer than feces unless you make a fairly dilute solution. You can actually make casts of the inside of your colon with this. I haven't made this in a couple of years, so I don't recall the exact amount of powder I used. It doesn't take much agar agar powder, about one volumetric ounce, to make a quart, which is about all you will want for this kind of enema. You will have to test it out. The consistency is also a bit technique sensitive, so you will have to record EXACTLY what you did so you can repeat it.

WARNING: Do a test run (do SEVERAL test runs) to see how firm your mixture gets when it gels before you actually use it as an enema on yourself. Just boil it up, let it temper and then pour some into a bowl and let it gel. See how hard it gets. If you don't test it first, you could end up with a real impaction that you won't be able to create a believable lie to tell in the ER when you can't shit it out. At best, it will be difficult to pass.

I HIGHLY recommend you read up on this material before trying it on yourself. Agar agar is completely safe, is used in foods and comes from seaweed. Science is just so peachy keen!!! 😎 😎 😎 😎

Read this: http://www.barryfarm.com/nutri_info/thickeners/agar.htm and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agar and a lot more before using this material.

This stuff is a lot of fun if you know what you are doing.

Trust me on this. I have experience with this material.

Hello Susie,

As an undergrad back in the Dark Ages, (mid 60's,) I had a part time job preparing media for microbiol. Filling 100mm petri's and tubes was not exciting but at least I could listen to my choice of music as loud as I wanted at 3:00AM in an empty biology building.

Agar Agar is an excellent idea for enemas that get firm. I may experiment making it with Epsom salt or crushed Dulcolax tablets although I'm not sure how long it could be retained. I'm sure that someones sub would be a good subject for experimentation.

Epsom salt may affect the ability of the agar to gel-or it may cause it to gel too firm.

Let me know how that works out.

I never thought of this before, and can't figure out why I haven't. I'll have to do some experimenting to get the gel just right. I'm going to experiment with buying Fleet Bisacodyl enemas, and using them as the liquid for the agar agar. Glycerin might be a good additive, also. I don't want to cause my sub to become impacted. Like Susie said...it would be hard to explain at the ER.

HEY GUYS, ALL BETS ARE OFF ON MY SUGGESTION TO USE AGAR AGAR IF YOU MIX IT WITH OTHER STUFF BEFORE TRYING IT OUT AS INTENDED.

It may not gel as you expect--too hard or too soft, either way, you are on unchartered ground.

A good dom will try this on himself before subjecting another person to this.

OBVIOUSLY, NONE OF YOU HAS DONE THIS BEFORE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU COULD BE IN FOR.

What recipe do you use when making an oatmeal enema like how much water and how much oatmeal do you use on average?

I have 2 different recipes:

1) put a cup of oatmeal into 2 qt of hot water and let set until the water becomes cool enough for the enema, use on the oatmeal water for the enema.

2) when doing a colonic I will place 1/4 cup of oatmeal into the expulsion hose. Connect the expulsion hose to the colonic nozzle. Allow the water to run into the colonic nozzle until the water level in the expulsion hose is well above the oatmeal. Stop the water flow and squeeze the expulsion hose to pump the wet oatmeal into the rectum. Open the water line and fill to a comfortable level and hold for ten to fifteen minutes before releasing.

I can think of come better ways if you have a partner but I am solo and this is how I do an oatmeal enema.

Interesting idea inflatable. Will put that recipe on the list to try.

I would love to try mayonnaise would that work

Like I posted three years ago, if you want a thick solution, you are going to have to inject it.

Oils are NOT thick and they will flow. They weigh LESS than water.

A special ingredient you can try , with protection , pad or diapper required !

Brake two or three eggs, and split the white from the yellow.

Use the yellow as you like, and inject the white in the rectum,

now the difficulties appear it is close to be impossible to not leack,

the white off the egg leack so easily out ,

will learn to close your ass and buttocks and to hold them closed ,

enjoy . . .

I wonder if you can get salmonella from using raw eggs as a solution. Anybody know or willing to try !!

Try a 3 qt warm yogurt thick solution as an enema it feels great!!!!!!

Raw eggs is a bad idea.

Salmonella is a real concern.

They don't even use raw eggs in Caesar Salad anymore.

The thickest solution I've used is water and cornstarch. For 2 qts of solution, I brought about 2 cups of water to a gentle boil. I had another container with cornstarch mixed with cold water which I added to the hot water stirring constantly. When the mixture was as thick as I could get it, I added cold water while stirring to make a full 2 qts. The solution temp was reduced to a comfortable warm with a consistency of what I'd describe as a slippery syrup. It felt more substantial that plain water but was not as heavy as I had hoped. Of course one could could make a batch of a very thick solution and let it cool but I've not tried it.

I got the idea after researching online over a year ago. Cornstarch seemed safe to use and after a few enemas with this, I've had no ill effects... at least none to my knowledge.

One of the best enemas I have been given was Mazola corn oil. While not as heavy as water, the body does not absorb it, so the need to urinate is much diminished, and there is no worry about electrolyte imbalance. You do need to use a pump of some kind, as the oil is a bit too thick to flow easily. I was given a gallon and made to hold the oil for five plus hours with no ill effect, other than the need to do several water enemas to get most of the oil out. I still had to be very careful for the next few days not to leave oily skidmarks, but the experience was well worth it.

Yogurt is really great

Has anyone actually tried an agar enema? I have found very little on this subject.

I just decided to administer an agar enema, the package said to use 1 teaspoon to 1 cup of water and after I experimented I decided to use 18 teaspoons to 6 cups of warter. That made about 1500cc or approx 1.5 quarts of enema solution. It had cooled down to about 105 degrees at the time of the admistration and it was implanted using a modified 100cc syringe with a 1/4" hole drilled in the end. I plan to retain it for 1 hour and report back with the results. I highly doubt that it will harden to an extent that I will have any problems. I have previouly administered 600cc of dental alginate which sets in a few minutes and was actually able to remove the casting entirely without any problems or difficulties. I have also read about silicone foam enemas administered by doctors to make casting of the colon and after the patients were given a laxitive it was easily expelled within 15 minutes to 48 hours.

Yogurt has to be the best thick solution nd fun to expell

Where can one by a syringe to inject a VERY thick enema,,,,,,

I tried the corn starch, I didn't boil it, maybe why is wasn't really thick, but it did make for a thicker solution than water. I went in really easy and smooth, took 3 qt's without a clean out first and really didn't feel that full. I will diffently this again, but next time I will boil the corn starch to make it thicker.

One way to create a thick solution is to cut out the absorbant part of a diaper or similar product and add it to the enema solution, thickens the liquid to a gel-like viscosity. another way is take, say, a one qt enema, then insert into the rectum small pieces of the absorbant. use lots of water soluble lube on the absorbant, it's kind of rough going in. it will gel the water in you.

I had an interesting idea - does anyone remember the stiff jello "candy"? If you took unflavoured jelatin and mixed it up like the jello squares recipe using plain water or a mild soap mixture, you might have an enema-suppository that melts inside your rectum.

Otherwise, how about aloe vera liquid or even jell? I know the aloe with lidocaine for sunburn works really well on hemrroids.....;-)

If you are going to use ANY kind of thick solution, you will need a fountain syringe with a wide bore tubing. The EZM company makes these as disposable bags for administering barium enemas. Barium is kinda' like Jergens hand lotion in viscosity. EZM bags have tubing that is much wider than standard fountain syringes, so as to allow the flow of thick solutions. The EZM bags and nozzles can be purchased at Optimal Health, or several other suppliers of disposable syringes and hold 2.5-3 liters of fluid. If you are going to use them to inject water, you need to reduce the height of the bag to compensate for the rapid flow of the syringe. They will fill you VERY quickly with water solutions. Since they are designed as disposables, they are vinyl and are not very expensive and can be used many times over.

Oh boy, just read Switchablesusie's info on agar agar:

"When you expel it, the agar agar will be in firm CHUNKS, firmer than feces unless you make a fairly dilute solution. You can actually make casts of the inside of your colon with this."

The expulsion is one of the things I love most about enemas, especially the earlier enemas in a series, which carry solid material on the way out. I'm trying this tonight! I'll be safe and experiment first. If it's a success and recreates the bowel movement/evacuation feeling I'm hoping for, I'll open a thread about what I did and the experience.

Yesterday evening I tried out the agar agar idea that Switchablesusie mentioned. I tested what the consistency of 1 quart of water and 1 Tbsp of agar agar powder would be. This appeared to be too much water and it took a long time to start to firm up. I made a 1.5 quart and 2 Tbsp batch. Once cool enough I used a bulb to deliver it. This resulted in some air being injected, so next time I'm trying my luck with a colon tube. Either the air or the mixture itself caused a few spurts, so I lost some solution. I kept the remaining solution in for hours. I did have a feeling of fullness in the sigmoid and rectum, but it wasn't as intense as I hoped for. When I expelled, it was looked like chewed jello, the consistency of thick, chunky applesauce. Today, in late morning, I passed some firm larger chunks. I'm thinking that residual water from my cleanout session or too much movement caused the lackluster performance. Maybe I need to lay down and be quite still while it firms. I think next time I may do 1 quart and 2 Tbps or double the overall amount. I'm also considering to try a psyllium mixture to see how it compares. Is there anything to be concerned about if I tried mixing both? I'd experiment and observe before putting anything in me. I want to be able to masturbate and orgasm while passing something thick.

I tried the agar agar again yesterday. Unfortunately, the result wasn't any better, despite the fact I did 2 quarts water and 4 tablespoons (1/4 cup) of agar agar. Once cooled, it was about 1.5 quarts of solution. This time I took it using my colon tube. I didn't deliver it deep and layer on my left side. When waiting for it to firm I stayed still on my left side for 45 minutes. My intent was for the mass to firm in my descending colon and sigmoid. When I tested expelling a bit, I was disappointed to find it was still liquid. Even with more time it remained liquid. In fact, I never had any chunks this time, unlike the last time. So now I am wondering what to do. If you're reading this Susie, I'd appreciate anything you can recall from your experience. Were you cleaned out beforehand? I'm wondering if residual water from my enema series prevented firming. I used soap earlier, but the last couple were plain salt water or urine rinses. Is there any particular position recommended? Body temperatures can only be so much different, so I think I gave it enough time to firm even if I'm slightly warmer for some reason. Anyones advice I'd appreciate, since I really want to pull this off. Maybe I need to try on a different day than an enema series. I'm cleaned out from yesterday, so I may attempt again tonight. It's like a challenge now.