Drink pee directly from pussy/cock

I can pee directly into my ass.

I dispense with Ph strips and alkalinity tests and taste the piss directly from my patients urethra. And when my patient starts to get fresh with me and talk back, I wash her mouth out with my piss. Making her gargle with it is most humiliating too.

My wife & I used to do this. First time we were in the shower. She took the shower wand and started to aim it at my crotch. I told herbif she did it would make me pee uncontrollably. She did it and I peed all over. Another time, we got in the shower and she was going to get out to pee in the toilet. I told her to stay and spread he legs & labia and pee. She did. 1st time I ever saw her pee from her urethra. We started to do pee play all the time. Shevonce wanted to hold my penis while I peed. She always complained when I would miss the toilet so I asked her if she cold aim it to hit something. She said Of course. So she got behind me and grabbed and stroked me a bit and I got an erection and couldn't pee. It took a long time to go down because she kept playing with me. Finally she let it go and I went down. I told her to aim at the tub drain and I peed. She wasn't holding it still ao she missed and it went all over. I said "I guess it wasn't as easy to aim as she thought.

The next time, we were walking across the yard naked and she said she had to pee and turned to go back in the house. I told her ro stop and do it right herevin the yard. She started to squat and I told her to squat over me so I could watch. She peed all over my face and mouth. It was wonderfully warm and salty. I got up and said “ok, your turn” so we flipped and I peed all Ober her face. We did that ever since. We had to rinse off with the hose and the neighbor saw us. Their driveway runs along the fence line. They waved and kept driving. We invited them over to getvin tho hot tub but that's another story.

My ex and I loved watersports and did it often. One day I wanted to see if I drank her pee all day could I survive. I drank from her 8 times one day. She made me a promise I would be her personal toilet all day. I loved it.

My wife thinks her morning pee is too strong for me, but every morning when she gets up, she asks me to be her toilet paper. Every afternoon I am allowed to drink her pee. I expect her to let me know within the next hour.

I have done both. More into giving than receiving, but hey, in the heat of the moment, it all washes off or l still swallow no matter what!!

I have recently been fantasizing about sealing my lips to a woman’s pussy and swallowing every drop she has to give, over and over, for a whole day.

@cincy and @Enema_lovin, you inspire me.

I experienced receiving from an ex once… Divine!

I've never done this before, but I really want to try it with a woman. Lie down in the tub and she puts her pussy on my mouth and just lets go. 😜

My wife & I used to do this in the back yard. It started when in the hot tub once & she had to go pee. I told her I wanted to watch (ive watched her pee on the toilet) close up so I laid in the grass and she squatted over me & I started to tickle her clit with my tongue. She then squatted down further so her pussy covered my mouth and let loose. Her lips made a tight seal against my lips so I had to swallow it or choke. It was a bit salty, but ok, I asked for it.

I didn't get to see her pee that time, but got a good view of her anus as she relaxed her bladder. We did that again whenever she needed to pee while in the hot tub.

The hot water in the tub made me pee when i was near full. When that happened, she would drink straight ifrom my hose.

It is really a heavenly experience to drink that golden juice directly from her wonderful source. I can recommend it to everyone to try it and enjoy that wonderful experience. You will totally love it! Imagining her body blending with yours, mmmm 😍😍😍

I dated a gal years ago who would piss on my face before or after sex. I wanted it all the time but she said it was difficult to pee on que. I do enjoy pissing in my mouth and face in the tub.

This is probably my biggest turn-on of all, there's nothing I enjoy more than having a girl pee all over me, and especially if she pees straight into my mouth as I'm licking her pussy. Heavenly.

I’ve been working on a story in the library for awhile now. It involves two women who go on various adventures together. It occurred to me that fans of this thread might enjoy certain activities in a certain chapter. The story is titled The Conductor.

I’m new to writing erotic fiction. I would love to hear any feedback or constructive criticism you would like to share. Hope you enjoy it.

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=docs;ox=showitem;id=11351

@Hookajoe -- Not seeing the chapter ("The Conductor") that you previously mentioned. I'm anxious to read it!

Would be okay to get it straight off a woohoo.

But, how do you make it more palatable?

@dar1359 Sorry about that. I should have been more clear. The overall story is called “The Conductor”. The chapters are each named after the rooms they visit. You should start at the beginning to understand how their adventures are organized.

The first chapter is called “Chapter 1 : The System”

It’s one of my favourite things of all time! I’ve drank it straight from pussy and cock! My favourite is first piss of the morning when it’s full of flavour. Different people have very different tasting pee I guess it all comes from diet! I love the taste of my own pee too! I’ve always been fascinated by piss since seeing my grandmother have an accident in her wheelchair when she was in her 80’s when I was about 10. I even love old stale piss I sometimes piss in a bottle put a lid on it and drink after a day or 2! Also I love to pee in clothes and suck the pee out of them afterwards. I just love the taste!!!

I have mentioned before that I love drinking my wife's pee but it's been a long while. I also mentioned the Korean massage woman I see surprised me by knowing what a golden shower was when I told her that I drink my wife's. At that moment I was taken aback I didn't say anything more. That was a couple years ago and perhaps 20 visits ago. I was seeing her again just this week. This time I waited until she had also stripped then I told her I had to go pee pee first. She held the door open for me to go down the hall to her bathroom. As I passed her I casually put my arm around her and asked her to come with me. To my surprise she came along. She followed me in and when I asked her to hold my penis and direct the stream she laughed and held me. As I started going I reached over and took one of the tiny paper cups she has in a dispenser by the sink. I held it in my stream and filled it. I held it toward her to drink. She backed away and shook her head but with a smile. I then tipped it up and gulped it all - she just stared. Then I asked her to sit down and go for me. Again she smiled and did so... as I heard her dribbles begin I held the cup under her and caught a cupful. I carefully extracted the full cup without spilling any, tipped it up and drank her pee saying Mmmm and smacking my lips. I reeled off some toilet paper and moved to wipe her, but she motioned for a new cup of water. She sluiced her pussy off with the water then spread her legs further apart and nodded for me to pat her dry. We padded our way down the hall back to the room.. That was just the beginning... I have no idea what changed her mind to go along with this - she's often told me I'm one of "her" good guys.. so I guess she's just trusting me more. I'd love to give her a nice soapy scrub on her table shower.. Maybe one day.

This is something i have always loved to have her squat over me and let those with a full bladder. I have done it many times in my life and it all started out on a military exercise. My record was drinking nothing but pee from my girlfriend six times in one day. The only ill effects i have is rather large burps. Lol

Something further with "my" Korean massage therapist. I saw her today, but I brought 5 suppositories in an old prescription bottle. When I handed her the money I rubbed my tummy and said I wasn't feeling 100%.. I shook the bottle and asked if she could help me. She recognized them immediately and said "You want me to put these in so you can go bathroom?" I gratefully said yes please. I climbed up on the table on my hands and knees.. She put gloves on and pushed one in.. When I asked for more she cautioned that she only ever needs one. But she went ahead and pushed in 4 more. She stripped her clothes off as usual and gave me a hand job as I lightly stroked/tickled her all over and asked to suck her nipples. I came with her left nipple in my mouth. She cleaned me up and massaged my aching feet for the remaining time. When time to go and I stood up I felt the urge to scurry to the toilet. She said "See? Maybe that was too much." I sat down and squirted liquid and lumps. After I'd wiped and flushed she met me in the hall asking if it had helped. I assured her it worked and that I was feeling better. She hadn't watched me expel - maybe another time.

Drinking straight from the source is very erotic but presents some challenges. First, unless the stream is very steady and unidirectional, a funnel seems to be necessary. A cut transparent PET bottle will do the trick.

I suggest a short hose to allow the drinker to stay on his/her knees while swallowing instead of lying on the floor, for obvious comfort reasons and also no to choke on the inflow.

Another challenge, for those enjoying drinking straight from the source, is how do you deal with high piss flow rate ? I mean like on this video where golden liquid is gushing at 4 liters/minute ?

https://xhamster.com/videos/power-piss-into-an-extra-large-measuring-cup-xhxYLdx

I used to be able to drink half a liter of beer in 6 seconds during my student time but 1,4 liters of lukewarn pee gushing straight from the source would probably be too much of a challenge for me.

I have never done it but I met a guy once that wanted me to pee in his face the pee on his cock while he masturbated. No real turn on for me but he enjoyed it