When was your last enema?

A few minutes ago. 2 1/2 quarts of J&J, liquid glycerin and very warm water😍Now a salty rinse of 3 quarts, the the most I’ve taken in a long while 😜It’s about two weeks since my last enemaplay session and it feels so good😈

Yesterday afternoon, unfortunately wife was out of town so I was solo.

I gave myself a couple of two quart enemas, after each enema I would set the timer for 10 minutes and relax while the enema did it thing, afterwards after cleaning the equipment and left to dry I brought myself to a very powerful orgasm.

Very relaxing afternoon.

I just had an amazing enema from my wife. She gets how erotic they can be and has a good time making them better every time. Using my Cleanstream comfort nozzle, she twisted it while pumping the higgison and I had an amazing anal orgasm.

Today: my normal 4 quarts

Just now. Two quarts of very warm water mixed with Dr Bronners peppermint and two tsp baking soda. Intake about 3 1/2 minutes and a couple minutes hold time. No cramping but expelling seems to take longer than just soapy water.

About two hours ago. I had the house to my self. It was a tough time with the equipment. I use the bulb ended nozzle and two quarts of J&J laced water. Got the nozzle inserted and noticed water dripping on the mat. Damn closed top bag was leaking at the hose hookup. I switched to the back up bag and got that one done. No cramps. Refilled the bag with water and some salt and installed the balloon nozzle on the end. Laying on the floor and watching the bag and it is not going down. I had to stand up and squeeze the bag to get any flow. I tried to rotate the installed nozzle to get it to clear, no luck. Forced the contents in to my bottom and removed the nozzle to find it clogged with "stuff". I knew when I was beat. Emptied, cleaned up the equipment and got dressed. Maybe better next time.

Today (Groundhog Day) turned out to be enema day too. Started the day with my usual, small plain water enema of about a pint to get the lumps out followed by a quart of coffee held about 20 minutes. Very nice.

After a light lunch, I was bored with myself and got the bag out again, planning to hold a quart of plain warm water for a while to rehydrate. After taking about 15 minutes to get it all in, I couldn't hold it as planned, so I let it out. But I was not satisfied, so I put on a pot of coffee and took a quart. That was easy to hold for over 30 minutes and I let my fingers do the walking while holding. Had a pretty thorough session on the toilet after that.

Now I feel refreshed and relaxed but my butt is a bit tender from all of the activity and wiping. That's what hemorrhoid cream is for.

@Cheryl77177 . I always enjoy your humorous, honest and forthright descriptions . Serious question : Do you get the same buzz from coffee enemas as you do drinking it ? I'm assuming there's caffeine ? Thanks.

To ronniewater: No, I typically do not get a caffeine buzz from my coffee enemas. I use a "breakfast blend" of coffee which I assume has a significant amount of caffeine. My usual coffee enema is one quart held for 15 to 30 minutes. I have at times weighed myself before and after and it seems my body retains on average less than a half pound, which converts to about 10-12 ounces of coffee. Not any different than drinking 2 cups, or one large cup.

But a serious question that I don't know the answer, not being a doctor. Am I getting the caffeine from only the amount of the enema absorbed or retained, or does the body extract the caffeine from the whole quart put in, and what I expel does not have any caffein in it anymore? All I can say is in the past, if I drank more than one Italian style espresso, I could feel the buzz. I don't get that from the coffee enema. It just makes me feel good!

Just finished!!! Took about 12 ounces of very strong French Roast coffee at about 110 degrees followed up immediately with 12 Ounces of Doc Brommers peppermint at about 50 degrees. Held in place with a 1 1/2 inch stainless steel plug. All done with a bulb syringe. After pushing in the soap solution, there was still some left in the syringe. I shook it vigorously to fill the syringe with foam after which i shot that up the old pooper. I am still holding it all in as I type this. It's really becoming quite distressing sitting here with this plug in place and a belly full of Doc Bronners, coffee and foam. The plug makes it all worthwhile!!!

A nice much needed clean out session a couple days ago

Yesterday in the morning, being alone at home, I decided to try something new with enema. First I did an ordinary enema with 2 litres enema bag. I use short bulbous enema nozzle (the bulb at its end was about 1 inch in diameter). This nozzle provide quite strong water flow so after a few seconds I feel some discomfort. But then something gurgled in my stomach, pain was gone and I had no problems with the last part of enema. After first enema I filled enema bag once again and did to myself second enema. My tummy took it very quickly but I didn't stop and immediately poured additional 2 liters in enema bag, keeping nozzle in place. So I managed to take 4 liters of water! I could not retain water for more than some seconds and harry up to the toilet, but water blast from my ass was incredible!

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About an an hour ago. Just a quick clean out to prepare for fun and games this morning.

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Less than half an hour ago. About 1.2 l. of warm, soapy water were poured into my bottom using a small 210-ml. bulb syringe. It took six insertions, three in the prone and three in the sims position. I'm still new to enemas, so I had no experience with large volumes and "heavy equipment."

Incidentally, this time it was funny. I had already completely relieved myself from the enema (or so I thought) and was starting to clean my equipment, when suddenly I felt a strong urge to go again. As a result, I used my last bit of strength to finish cleaning my bulb before running to the toilet again!

Unfortunately its been like 6 months, did a prep before some play

Last week. It had been many months since the last one before that.

Couple weeks ago. Fleet. Did it laying on my left side, but then when the enema is complete, I roll onto my stomach after about a minute. Wait a couple minutes then I get into a position where I'm on my knees with my chest and face on the bed. After a few minutes I'm ready to expel. I did the same the week prior.

I just ordered a couple of the large volume Fleet enemas. I think I'll start using one once per week.

Sadly it's been a really long time, I am overdue! Any suggestions what I should use for my solution? It's been literally years!

2/8/26

A very good deep cleaning out ending with the 3qt relaxing coffee enema holding my coffee enema for well over 45 minutes of course with the help from our XL double inflatable silicon balloon nozzle. This XL nozzle really is so filling and holds my enema in so good.

I just ordered a couple of the large volume Fleet enemas. I think I'll start using one once per week.

@latchon2me Why don't you just order a nice 2 qt bag online? Very inexpencive and will give you a much more thorough cleanout.

About a month ago. There I was sitting in my office having just installed an updated structural design software package and my computer decided it did not like something and nothing was working. I don't react well to these frustrations and just when I was cursing at the screen my wife walked in and asked what the problem was. I told her using some uncharacteristic foul language. Her reply was that I needed to calm down and asked me when was the last time I had been to the bathroom. With my mind still on my computer I was unwilling to think about an answer and said, "Oh, I don't know." Wrong answer because my wife then said, "I think that what you need most about now is a good enema."

My response was "Huh?" She replied, "You heard me. Now follow me to the bathroom."

As I stood in front of the sink she ran the water and then got out the enema bag. After adding some baking soda she filled the bag all the way with warm water she bled the line of air and game me "the look." When she does that the implication is that I better step out of my pants. Soon she had me filling and about 15 minutes later she had left me to expel. My mind was no longer on my computer problem and rather I was now thinking about taking my wife to the bedroom and enjoying some probably overdue sex with her. Funny thing is that afterward I returned to my office and the computer worked just fine. Sharon sure knows how to fix almost anything and that enema sure helped!

I am still doing them, I'm 24. currently holding 750ml wine mixed with 250ml water after 2x 3000ml castile soap enema (2 tsp per 1000ml) and 1 salt and soda rinse (1 tsp of each per 1000ml)

very much enjoying this feeling 😃

Just two hours ago. I met up with former colleagues for breakfast this morning. It took longer than expected. Barely back home, my wife made her displeasure at my late return known. As punishment, I "had to" take six refills of soap solution from a large glass syringe (250ml). I gladly accepted this punishment. Next time, I'll probably be late again.

I used my shower enema setup last night. It is setup so that I can fill up with about 1 quart of cold or warm water again and again until I run clear.

I just did my daily self.catherization to dialate my urethra and keep things flowing. And my daily 1 quart very warm bulb enema. Im supposed to keep the catheter in place for 25 minutes, so I get things ready, including my enema. I then insert the catheter and plug it. Then lay on my left sid and take my enema. Then get up clean up my equipment wash and santise my hands again. By then it's time to remove the catheter. I drain the catheter into the toilet and remove it.at that point I have a strong urge to release the enema. I get cleaned up and that's it.

Now im Sitting in my lounge chair totally relaxed and feeling the glow.

I filled up with 2 quarts of warm water last night and held it for 5 minutes. It was wonder-full.

@Jeanette_K Thank you for liking my post #758. Since then my beloved colonic hydrotherapist has got me onto Microlax mini enemas https://www.microlax.ie/why-choose-microlax and the wonderful Sister Caroline has written me a repeat prescription for those mini-enemas. So there is now no excuse!

@Thursdays_child what are they like? how do they compare to glycerine suppositories?

My last was Wednesday morning, out of hideous necessity. It was the day before my period, and I found myself so stopped up I had to clear a path through un-passable rocks by first inserting and withdrawing just a lubricated soft silicone nozzle.

I was then able to take a warm two-quart enema that had me feeling better for the next two days.

It’s very rare that I’ve experienced that sort of traditional, left-sided constipation, but since parting ways with my gallbladder late last year it seems to be a more frequent feature. Gallbladder-free friends told me to watch out for diarrhea, but that has not been my experience, at all.

My gratitude list for the week definitely includes having enema gear and knowledge; I would not want to put myself and a medical professional through a manual disimpaction and was headed in that direction.