Hearing the sound of a woman peeing

Hearing the sound of a woman peeing - as a man do you find it exciting? As a gal is it embarrassing? Also, flush to make noise and then pee?

I’m kinky. I also love to watch. I photograph figure models often on locations and in the great out of doors there often aren’t facilities handy much less nearby.

When my model looks at me and says,”I need to tinkle.” I immediately offer to cut our shoot short and take them to a restroom.

So far, they have all declined and said they would just squat. Being a horny, visual guy, I ask if I can watch. No one has said’ “No.”

What’s great about this situation, they talk to me while they pee. Because we are in the middle of a nude shoot, everything is out in the open and visible.

The ladies who have the strongest streams make the most noise and are the sexiest to me. When they tell me I can watch, I get in position nearby, lie down on the ground and watch with wide open eyes.

Sometimes they will let me shoot video while they pee. That makes my dick hard and I can often see their pink labia as their stream makes a puddle under them.

Yes, the sound drives me wild!!

A million years ago when I was between jobs I took a temp job installing washroom equipment. Dispensers mostly, towel, soap, toilet paper, etc.

Often I would be doing an installation in ladies washrooms, sign out side, but some ladies couldn't wait. The would come in and say "sorry" then rush of to the furthest cubicle. Have to admit I did find it a bit of a turn on, knowing they were dropping the panties and peeing not very far away, often within earshot.

One lawyers office I did had a problem with one of the toilet paper dispensers. For some reason it would jam up. I had to fix it a few times and eventually replaced it. Every time I worked on it one of the female lawyers would come in and use the adjacent cubicle. Every time!!!. She would make sure I heard her unzipping her pants and sliding her panties down, pushing them right down so that they were visible under the partition. Hard not to look. I am sure she never did that when I wasn't there. Most people I know don't want there pants touching the floor in a public washroom. She used to pee like a drayhorse too. Really long and loud. Never did quite figure it out. Not sure whether she was trying to intimidate me or what. She never spoke a word to me, or even acknowledged I was even there. Often wondered about that. The only thing I could come up with was that she may have been a butch lesbian and wanted to put me in my place, so to speak.

Any ladies like to give some input on that?

Doesn't really do anything for me. I know a lot of guys that are into the piss videos. Just not my thing, To each their own though.

Doesn't really do anything for me. I know a lot of guys that are into the piss videos. Just not my thing, To each their own though.

Ditto.

Just to clarity my thread; it's simply about the sound of a gal peeing in real life...

It really turns me on when I hear my wife peeing. I can distinctly understand when the pee leaves her pee hole.

I wished to see her at that point of time.

As a gal, I don't get embarrassed at all. Probably the nurse in me. I have seen and I have heard a lot of women peeing. Different sounds. Some women spread the labia to pee and some don't. Some you hear like a sizzle and that is usually the ones who spread the labia. Then some you hear a gush and large splashes and those are usually the ones that don't spread. Anyway, that is just my observation. It doesn't turn me on. I have never flushed to mask the sound but I do know women who do.

We both peed in front of each other and heard each other pee (rather the splash), without being turned on at all. We just did it, whether in the bathroom or out in the field while fishing, hiking or hunting - it was no big deal. Except when my wife peed all over her pants once in the field when she didn’t pull them down far enough. We both laughed!

I'm still waiting for the chance to see a woman pee in a urinal

Oh my. So Anthony has definitely taken video of me peeing 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ It was embarrassing haha! I apparently have a very strong stream, something that does not come natural for him during urination. It's the little exchange we have everytime he comes in on me peeing: he teases me and goofs off like it's such a turn on to him hearing me pee ☺ It is a pretty powerful stream, and often I could fill a whole red solo cup. 🤭

I apparently have a very strong stream,

Oh, to have that again... reading the post brought back memories of being in the woods with friends and peeing against a tree and hitting the bark straight out in front of me... now, I'd hit my shoes instead 😄

I think the pleasure of hearing a woman peeing is all about women we are not sexually involved with, of whom we know little or nothing. As in the example of @LordJim2 , the anonymous lawyer in a nearby cubicle. Or the visitor to your home who goes off to the toilet, perhaps upstairs, unaware how clearly the sound carries. If there's no other noise or chat going on, it's hard not to listen to the stream. Women's pee streams usually sound much stronger than mens' or perhaps the lack of direction and shorter distance to the water below makes them sound that way. I think the comments of @Tabitha32 probably deserve discussion somewhere if not already done, i.e. the variation between labia spreaders and those who just let it spray as it wants. Is there are reason for either choice?

But this is the audio version of Voyeurism, sounds from strangers which create sexual images. Not that peeing is sexual to all men, but the live nudity required whilst we listen may well be.

Hearing the sound of a woman peeing reminds me of Glumdalclitch.

I had an acquaintance years ago who like to embarrass women at parties by asking them loudly after they returned from the biffy, if they could hear us in there. Regardless of the reply he would always say, "We could sure hear you" He was a bit of an asshole.

I do not get embarrassed about being heard, I am not shy about it. My husband sees me and hears me all the time and it is a good way to get his attention haha. If I am not wearing jeans or some other sort of trousers I just stand and because I have got good aim and I try for the middle where the water is. I know I make a lot of noise, I have got a strong stream too, my husband has always said it is very strong. I do not really think about it much unless I want my husband to hear me and I just have the same habits when I am alone and it is just how I do it. If I am just hovering above a toilet because I am wearing jeans maybe I do not make quite as much noise but I know I am still noisy. I am not bothered about being heard by other people, it does not embarrass me.

… If I am not wearing jeans or some other sort of trousers I just stand and because I have got good aim and I try for the middle where the water is I know I make a lot of noise, I have got a strong stream too, my husband has always said it is very strong. .

@Amethyst I admire a strong woman with a strong stream.

I love to hear my wife having a wee. She has a ‘nurses bladder’ so is able pee for ages.

Hi All.....,

After reading all the posts here ................

I have to stop and do a "Mid Air Refuel" of my Whiskey glass ,

Take a sigh, catch my breath and... ponder for a moment.....

My thoughts...... in the Immortal words of the late Frank Gallop,

In his throaty, baritone voice would say.....................

Just like those old daze n the mid 1950's when all you would hear was his voice!!!!!!!!!

On the old Black and White "Perry Como" TV show ..

and he would say......

........"REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...............

Just to add a "TWIST" to my Bourbon!!!!,

highwater

She has a ‘nurses bladder’

Ha, that's a new expression I've not heard...

Ha, that's a new expression I've not heard...

Probably because it might not have travelled across the water to the US. It seems to be more a UK expression.