Ever found a relatives toys?

I have never found toys of a family member. I'm not inclined to go digging through others stuff just to be nosy.

A side story my brother labeled one box, when he moved, “Glass dildos”. It was a running joke as it was loaded on the moving truck and then unloaded into his new house. One other brother is not a supporter of sex toys, so he did not appreciate the label, joke or not. That was his point…lol.

I have had the ongoing responsibility of cleaning out my in-law’s family farm after both passed away. The farm has been in the family for 150 years and they never threw anything away. I have been eager to find any interesting personal items, especially vintage enema equipment. To date, I have made three interesting discoveries. i haven’t found any dildo style sex toys but I did find a vintage massager that straps to the back of your hand with four metal springs. It essentially vibrates your hand which you in turn run over your body. I have been scared to turn it on due to a frayed cloth covered cord and all the metal on it that looks like has the potential to become electrified if anything inside it goes wrong. Plus I would hate to get a hair caught in those springs.

I also found a vintage enema set in a cabinet that had been moved from one of the bathrooms to the barn many years ago. Sadly it was badly deteriorated. It had a nice colon tube which had become brittle and was cracking, same for the bag. Unfortunately, the packaging was in equally bad shape. i would have liked for that to be in useable condition!

Lastly, i found Grannie’s bulb style douche syringe in a box of her stuff in the attic just a couple of days ago. It had a brown bulb and shield with a black nozzle. The nozzle appears to be in good shape, it even appears to have a check valve or back flow preventer that seems to be in tact. The bulb is dry rotted where the nozzle inserts into bulb where it fills so it will not be used for douching again but hopefully the nozzle can be salvaged for kinky purposes.

I still have a lot of places to look, hopefully I will come across something more interesting and in relatively good condition.

@hackjuan,

The massager is made by Oster. They are amazing! I hope these links help. I’ve had many full body professional massages with them. One in each hand of the therapist.

https://www.amazon.com/Oster-Professional-103-Stim-U-Lax-Massager/dp/B00107I9XM

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/rf-buying-guides/best-oster-massagers-reviews

My niece and her boyfriend were visiting us for the weekend. When my wife went to work, I took them out rockhounding and rode in the back of their car. My foot kept kicking an object so I bend down to retrieve it. It was a vibrating dildo. I set it on her boyfriends shoulder and watched her expression change to horror and embarrassment. I busted out laughing.

@DLSteve,

ROFLMAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣