Enema accident

I just bought a better bag, a three quart silicone one. It has two holes to slide a hook through and its much thicker. I'm sure I'll get a few years out of it at least.

I'm not going to go into details. I'll just say been there and done that. (damit)

Have had an accident a few times over the years but as we have a playroom with a tiled floor this minimises the trauma of a dropped bag.

Hubby was giving me the third enema to really clean me out and he went to adjust the flow and pulled the bag off the hook.

Water everywhere but as i was on the gyno chair tied in i couldn't get up to help.

He was mortified but I actually found it funny.

If you give or take as many enemas as I have over the years, it is only a matter of time before you have an accident or incident. I am talking about a major mess.

When I was still a teenager, my sister and I decided to give ourselves a wine enema. To make a long story short, I had an explosive expulsion and mom thought the red splashed all over the toilet and bathroom floor was blood. I had to confess it was not blood but wine. When she figured out I had given myself a wine enema her panic turned to being major league pissed. Lesson learned: Do not use red wine for an enema.

Years later, I broke my own rule about don't answer the phone during an enema. When the phone rang, I saw by caller ID that it was my daughter and I was expecting her call, so I answered. I was retaining a coffee enema at the time. For a while it was easy to hold but then the urges to expel started building and I could no longer hold back so I trotted to the toilet with shitty coffee running down my legs and leaving a brown trail on my beige carpet. As the coffee and shit was gushing into the toilet my daughter asked, "What is that noise?" I had to tell her I had given myself an enema. I did not say it was coffee. I got some out with spray carpet cleaner but I still had to call the professional carpet cleaners in to finish it.

All the rest were just minor inconvenience, but one thing I learned is ALWAYS have an old dark colored towel within reach, no matter what.

After having read some of the responses from people about the failed support holes on enema bags, I offer this solution. One of my early bags failed and I ended up with a soaking wet sudsy bed (the bag was on a hook above the bed). I bought a 4qt Sherema bag sometime after that and decided to do something to prevent the “enema bag failure”. I had a kit used to put grommets in plastic tarps to make firm hold downs. I installed a grommet in my new rubber bag. It is still in great condition. It never failed.

I have a new 5qt bag with support holes front and back. I have installed grommets in this bag also. They work great on this new silicon bag. The grommets are brass.

When I was clearing out my grandmother's house and found the foot locker full of old enema equipment there was a pile of old bags. After reading these postings I realized everyone had a torn hole at the top hole. Everyone. She was 100 when she passed and I imagine these were her lifetime supply. She never threw anything out. I wonder how many accident stories were in that locker

Thats why i never do enemas anywhere else but the bathroom,same as my mom.

I have a new 5qt bag with support holes front and back. I have installed grommets in this bag also. They work great on this new silicon bag. The grommets are brass.

I was wondering if anyone ever used grommets but thought that someone would have come up with that solution if it worked. I'm glad to hear that they do. Someone needs to telephone enema bag suppliers and suggest it.

I never had an accident with a bag, but one time I gave myself an enema and expelled it. Sometime later that day I thought that maybe I had to pass a little gas. Surprise, it wasn't gas. It was one of those times when I was glad that I wasn't just home, but home alone. Even at that it was embarrassing.

I had just started using a clear plastic bag, having hung the bag at a perfect height. Nozzle inserted then crash, the bag ripped and water everywhere. Fortunately I was laying on a towel and the towel absorbed most of the water. Bad news is that I never found a replacement for that type of bag

@ Emom, I think you'll find what happened to you is fairly common, at least I know it's happened to me a number of times over the years. Unfortunately, unlike you, I wasn't always at home !!!!

This happened to me about 10 years ago, for many years now I do a weekend cleanout series, my final fill is a large green tea or chamomile tea enema taken slowly with a colon tube, back then I'd usually be layin in the tub.

This time I had an old 6qt bag hanging that had about 5 qts in it. (typically I never do more than 4qts) About midway thru the phone rang (wireless) I answered it and started a conversation with an aunt that was living in FL, anyway I totally lost track of the enema as I was talking with her until I felt a big belch coming on - I then realized that the bag was empty and I was burping tea.

I ended the call and took an hour or so to expel everything. It was not a comfortable experience. Anyone else ever lose track of how much they have taken?

BJ

Smooth move Exlax/enema

I never had an accident with a bag, but one time I gave myself an enema and expelled it. Sometime later that day I thought that maybe I had to pass a little gas. Surprise, it wasn't gas. It was one of those times when I was glad that I wasn't just home, but home alone. Even at that it was embarrassing.

Fudgy fart?

I might have posted this somewhere else on zity. I was helping a lady friend with an enema in a hotel room with the open top bag hanging on a picture hook. The hook gave way and the lady was re-christened with warm soapy water. The joke was on me, however, as it was my room and I had to sleep on a damp bed that night.

@Moppys Jalopy - Sounds more like a 3-point flutter blast!!

Sounds more like a 3-point flutter blast!!

Hershey Squirt!!

The reason I no longer use open top bags, had more than one hanging hole tear out during an enema spilling water everywhere, once on a bed! That was it!

As the expression goes, shit happens

While this time was no accident. I think around 10yrs old mom had just started to give me an enema but when phone rang she left the bathroom to leave me with hose in and not wanting an enema. I yanked out the nozzle and let the whole bag leak on the floor. When she came back 10 minutes later the bathroom floor was a wet mess. I sure did pay for that but lesson learned. 😉

Dont think ive ever had a bag break, spilling its contents , but have had a rubber hose perish and leak clean water everywhere, ive often wondered about finding a suitable string bag to put the bag in, so the rubber part isnt taking the weight, but not found anything yet. as for still having some enema still inside me, i thing ive had that about 3 times, and i know one girl id given an enema to, have it happen on her way home, so im guessing that is a popular problem ? I remember the first woman i met for enema fun had it happen to her, was 50 or more years ago, seems she was going into hospital for something and her mother had given her an enema, seems half way there more enema wanted to come out, she said her mother knocked on the nearest door and asked to use the toilet ! no wonder she had an enema kink after !

ive often wondered about finding a suitable string bag to put the bag in, so the rubber part isnt taking the weight, but not found anything yet.

Interesting thought. Makes me wonder if you could just modify a reusable shopping bag to reduce the size to hold the bag snugly….maybe remove a slit in one side of it so you can see how much fluid is left inside.

Any time a bag enema is given or taken, there is a chance of an accident. The bigger the volume, the greater the chance. It's just a fact of life.

Disposable pads or towels than can be laundered will help contain any mess. Or, if you are really concerned, you can buy an Enema Ring:

https://ibb.co/gT23wvy

It's like a kiddie pool, about 2 feet in diameter, and will contain a full 3000ml bag of enema solution. Anyone who has been given a Barium Enema, may well have been on one. While a ring will contain the enema, cleanup is still messy.

A guy visiting took a sedative type pill and then began thrashing around with the hose separating from the nozzle. I caught it quickly and stopped it without much spillage. I was angry and aroused him saying he must get dressed and leave which he did