Enema accident

I was giving myself an enema the other day and I had the colon tube inserted all the way up my rectum, I thought the clamp was shut off so I started to slowly take out the colon tube. Well the clamp was still open and when I took the tube completely out, it got water all over my bathroom floor lol. So I expelled the enema first and then I wiped up all the water. Whoops lol. Had a nice thorough clean out though.

Had a nice thorough clean out though.

Floor got cleaned too…😄 I'm sure lots of us experienced something similar - with a bag spilling, tub coming undone, forgetting to close the clamp, etc..

ETA: reminds me of when the tubing separated from my retention nozzle - solution was then spilling out from two places. I didn't realized this; thinking I had stopped it by simply closing the clip on the tubing, but it kept coming out from the retention nozzle - so my floor got a good cleaning.

Many years ago I had a similar issue. I was on my bed giving myself an enema. My open top bag was hanging about 2 ½’ above me. All of a sudden the hanging hole ripped and the bag fell spilling about a quart of soapsuds all over me and the bed. It took 2 days for the bedding and mattress to completely dry.

Once, I poured a full 2-½ qt pitcher of water into my 4-qt open-top bag while it was on the towel rack. The hose was not clamped. Oops. A friend of mine once said one quart in the bag looks like 4 gallons on the floor. He wasn't lying! I think I used up every towel in the house.

I think that everyone who takes enemas on a regular basis has had an accident at one time or another. I have had more then one when I am giving myself an enema series. When someone else is giving me the enemas , no accidents

That's why a closed top seems to work better for messes but if you want to add a little more the open top is better. I guess the moral of the story is with enemas, shit happens!

I guess the moral of the story is with enemas, shit happens!

Oh yes, for sure, after a large enema it sure does happen - and that's what I like.

I have also kicked the bucket containing my solution and had to mop up a mess. I have probably made all kinds of mistakes.

One of them was mistakenly giving myself

an oil enema instead of a saline enema. I was rushing around to get ready for a date with a guy I hadn't seen since high school. I remembered he had amazing hands and was hoping to feel them on me later that night so I wanted to be squeaky clean for sexy time. I hadn't paid attention to the box or the sensation or the enema going in or what it felt like when I was holding it. Meanwhile, I did my hair and makeup with the enema still inside because I thought the longer it was inside, the more effective it would be.

So I was going around my house, la di day, la di dah when I saw the box in the trash, clearly stating MINERAL OIL in bright orange letters. “Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!” I thought. I'd never had an oil enema before but had read the horror stories about oil leakage for days afterward. He was going to be there any minute! I quickly raced to the bathroom, bearing down to expel it. Hell, I damn near exorcised it, willing it to leave my body in peace. Not only did my hand have great hands that gave amazing massages, but he also gave great bear hugs. I pictured him walking into my apartment, pulling me into a warm, right embrace, and the oil enema and the contents of my bowels splattering every inch of my foyer.

So after I forced out the oil, I took a saline enema to hopefully remove every trace of the enema before so there were no surprises on my date with Phillip. Thankfully, it worked. And his hands were just as delightful as I remembered but he was also much less intelligent than I remembered. So I didn't go out with him again.

Lesson learned, though. Always read the box if using a commercially-prepared enema.

That's why a closed top seems to work better for messes but if you want to add a little more the open top is better. I guess the moral of the story is with enemas, shit happens!

I take my enemas slowly so I often have to top it off with warmer water or add more water to improve pressure and drainage if the bag is getting too flat but my bottom wants more water.

Years ago, I had one of those inexpensive inflatable EZ-EM nozzles in once while taking a coffee enema. I take my enemas in the bathroom but had forgotten something, ok, it was my vibrator, and was really turned on so I probably had little blood flow to my brain. All of it was going to my downstairs.

The nozzles were dangling near the floor and my rambunctious kitty decided it was a play toy and got underfoot trying to catch it. In trying to get away from her, I stepped on the release valve and heard a hissing sound. (Edit: the hissing sound was coming from the bulb, not the cat) I was worried that the hose had come loose and that enema water was going to pour out onto to carpet so I ran to the toilet and removed the nozzle and expelled it all. It totally killed my enema buzz and I have no more use for my vibe that day. Or my bag.

@egirlky OK…so WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KITTY!!??!! People don't count!!

Don't forget “Dogs have masters, cats have STAFF!!!"

@egirlky OK…so WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KITTY!!??!! People don't count!!

She was the best kitty. She was perfectly fine. No harm done at all to her then or for the rest of her life. She was a sweet, nurturing, wild, crazy, playful little thing and I loved all of my 19 years with her. She's been gone 5 uearsniw but I miss her every day. She was one of a kind.

Don't forget “Dogs have masters, cats have STAFF!!!"

I forget to mention, I was taking the coffee enema to cure a headache and thought it was best to get the full effect, which is why I wanted the retention nozzle. I don't drink coffee but the aroma was intoxicating to my cat. She would literally scratch and meow at the bathroom door to be let in to get at the coffee. That's why she was underfoot that day. The dangling bulbs were just a bonus for her

I'm still chuckling away at @egirlky remarks

I often have to top it off with warmer water or add more water to improve pressure and drainage if the bag is getting too flat

but my bottom wants more water.😁😁😁

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I take my enemas in the bathroom but had forgotten something, ok, it was my vibrator, and was really turned on so I probably had little blood flow to my brain. All of it was going to my downstairs.

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The nozzles were dangling near the floor and my rambunctious kitty decided it was a play toy

I stepped on the release valve and heard a hissing sound. (Edit: the hissing sound was coming from the bulb, not the cat) I was worried

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It totally killed my enema buzz and I have no more use for my vibe that day. Or my bag.

Just about lost my morning coffee. . . .That sense of humour is truly alive & well

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My first black enema bag had a gallon of coffee in it as it was hanging on the shower curtain rod to cool the coffee. I hadn't noticed that there was a torn area at the hole as the bag stretched the hole with additional weight. I walked away for a while to let it cool.

When I returned, I noticed that the hole didn't look quite right. The coffee was still too warm to take as an enema, so I got another larger capacity bag to transfer the coffee to and hung it on the towel bar. I reached for the nozzle to insert it into the empty bag to transfer the coffee. That was all it took to complete the ripping of the hole and the bag fell hitting the side of the tub before hitting the floor. Coffee went everywhere. While the coffee was too hot for my colon, it wasn't hot enough to burn me.

I dropped several towels on the floor to absorb the coffee as it ran towards the floor vent of the HVAC. I managed to get it absorbed by the towels as I wrung them out. But coffee splashed all across the wall, too. A little bleach took care of the staining. But my mood for the coffee was completely gone after that.

Wife was giving me one at a kinky event. She bent down to grab something and while under the bag snagged the hose and pulled it out. So she's getting a shower I'm yelling to shut the clamp (I'm restrained on an exam table). So yeah, we got to towel that up and then mop the floor with bleach.

Wife was giving me one at a kinky event. She bent down to grab something and while under the bag snagged the hose and pulled it out. So she's getting a shower I'm yelling to shut the clamp (I'm restrained on an exam table). So yeah, we got to towel that up and then mop the floor with bleach.

Oh, dear. Was this at a ReMix event? You poor thing.

@Enema_Runner Oh, no! What a mess!

@That_Australian Yeah, I'm afraid my sarcasm and sass are here to stay.

I don’t have the stomach to go into the details, it was pretty gross. Happened just once. Let’s just say if I need to have an enema in bed, we’re now using Chux AND a puppy pad.

Not sure if you can consider it an accident

My wife had given me 3 enemas I had been pretty emptied out holding my 3rd soapy enema she had our red inflatable plug nozzle in me .she walked me into the shower till plugged and holding my enema my cramps had become so strong I begged her to have me release. She had me standing in the shower and told me she was going to deflate the plug some and it happened I couldn't hold back any longer the pressure pushed the semi inflated nozzle out and I released with such pressure spraying the soapy solution down between my legs…

She stood watching asking me how does that feel..I couldn't even talk the sensation of the warm soapy water dripping down between my legs was something else I felt so humiliation and weak..watching the soapy water spraying on my feet .

He told me look at you you couldn't wait

Oh, dear. Was this at a ReMix event? You poor thing.

@egirlky Nah it was actually a ReMax event. You go through a lot of hurdles when buying a house through the VA.

Had a full 4 quart enema bag hanging and I was ready to insert the nozzle. The ring that holds the metal hook wasn't locked all the way and the entire bag full of the dulcolax solution fell in the bathtub. The first word out of my mouth was f***. It temporarily killed my enema buzz until I made another 4 quart solution, administered the enema and pooped my brains out. 😁

@egirlky Nah it was actually a ReMax event. You go through a lot of hurdles when buying a house through the VA.

Hahaha. The government is always trying to get you to pay through the ass.

@Ebbie_Anne the entire bag full of the dulcolax solution fell in the bathtub. The first word out of my mouth was f***. It temporarily killed my enema buzz

Boy, I know that feeling… at least the bag fell into the tub. I've had it happen at couple of times where it went “splat!" hitting the tile bathroom floor. 😞

@egirlky that or just trying to be in it.

Also holy crap, I just realized you were back. Welcome!

Another oops moment.

I was giving myself one with a cheap rubber bag from Amazon. The hole that the hook went through was showing some wear and I knew it wouldn't last much longer but I thought one more would be okay. Turns out it wasn't. Luckily when it fell the tube stayed on it and the nozzle in me.

Thanks, sugar.

If there own:t already, there should be a way to increase the integrity of those darn enema bag holes. It would solve so many problems. Especially since there are so many people who have a fondness for retro equipment.

@egirlky muses

there should be a way to increase the integrity of those darn enema bag holes. It would solve so many problems. Especially since there are so many people who have a fondness for retro equipment.

My fondness “lays” with the good ole Douche Can or Nurse Jones as I call her . . . lol . . . we've grown attached

Anyhow one time I was about to do the dastardly deed when Ms Jones took a bad fall, she slipped from the IV pole holding a full compliment . . Hit the floor & sprayed everywhere . . not the way to go down on all fours

Oh & with bags they're a relatively simple fix by fitting them with a brass eyelet. . . no more blow outs . . .except from you know where !!😁

I've always wondered that about cans. They seem like they are a disaster waiting to happen. At least with me. I'm a klutz. How are they used, exactly?