So in 1997, I was working as an EMT and living with my parents since I was recently divorced. We had a big flood in my city and our house was one of those that flooded. We tried to position things where we could save what we could and left just before the water reached the height of the electrical outlets We trudged up through 3 feet of water to the neighborhood school which was the evacuation site for the neighborhood. When we arrived there, I saw that my EMT skills were needed so I volunteered to help out. My parents were picked up by family and my cat went home with my ex. I worked there for 2 days straight until I was forced to go home due to sheer exhaustion, well, to my ex's home since mine was still under water.
I went back to work the next day after I rested. Eventually, the water in my home subsided so my siblings their spouses, my uncles, and my grandpa entered the home and started throwing out anything the floodwaters reached and salvaging what they could. I went home after work and my 11-year-old nephew ran up to me yelling that he found the coolest stuff. He took me over to the trash pile and showed me my magazine porn stash full of lesbian mags, swingers mags, and hardcore porn. Lovely. Just lovely. LOL
I went into the house in a rage and confronted my big sister about her indiscretion and she defended herself saying that they were trying to race to get everything taken care of for my parents so they wouldn't have to deal with it when they returned home and they did not have time to baby my stuff. Because, oh, yeah, I forgot to say, my dad's mom had a heart attack so they had to borrow my mom's dad's car and drive halfway across the country to be by her side before she passed away
I went to my room where I found my grandpa going through my dresser drawers. Oh, God. No!!! So there he was, pulling out my lingerie, vibrators, butt plugs, enema bag, and my Hitachi Magic Wand. He looked at me and said, “Dianne, I didn't think you this kind of girl" I just turned around and left.
I mean, my God, I must be cursed. My grandpa found my dildos!