Thermometer reading

When you take your rectal temperature just for fun, alone or as a preliminary to sex, do you care about the thermometer reading ?

If you’re doing it for fun, the reading isn’t important. If you’re sick, yup.

I have a strong rectal temperature fetish, but I am also a hypochondriac to the highest level.

So, when I take my temperature just for fun or as a preliminary to anything, I can't help checking the reading of the thermometer when I withdraw it from my rectum.

And then, if I notice a sligh variation of my temperature, even of two tenth of a degree, from what I consider to be the norm, I panic and I rush to the internet to find out a symptom of what horrible illness a sligh elevation of my body temperature could be.

I have posted on this site about Déborah, my girlfriend for about ten years, who dumped me just one year ago.

Deborah shared my rectal temperature fetish. She was may be even more addicted than me as she confessed to me that, as a single woman, she would spend litterarely hours with a thermometer planted in her rectum to compensate for her lonelyness and her frustrations.

Deborah allways kept a strong interest on the thermometer reading. I posted about her being overjoyed just because the thermometer had registered the same temperature for the two of us. She daw this as a good omen for our love.

I also reported that every time we took eachover's temperature on our laps, Déborah noted all the figures on a booklet, then on her phone.

Eventually, the evening Déborah left le, she produced a printed version of her records, as a gift to me ‘’ so that I could masturbate on them, as my own rectal temperature is my main concern in my miserable life''.

I confess that, after the shock of the break down, I spent hours confronting Déborah's detailled records with my own memories, with a mix of excitement and bitterness.

Oh? You are supposed to “read” it when you pull it out of her butt? Promise, I will do better. Hey, maybe I can turn it while its in her butt so I can watch the mercury rise! Its a thicker glass thermometer, easier to read, that may work!

The reading is one of the fun parts for me. If you use a thermometer why not read it after. It's how my male friend and I found out he was getting the flu when we were doing thermometer play at age 12. His temp was 100.2, he said “he felt fine”, but by the next day, he had full-on flu. My temp that day was something like 98.8. It was a big surprise when his temp read 100.2. We retook it to be sure.

Because mercury thermometers, have been identified as hazardous due to mercury concerns ( hazards of) theircproduction pretty much stopped but also fell away duectonthexadvsnces in diagnostics and newer thermometers. TodMay unless from an auction site or occasional estate sale, they are scarce and are difficult to come by. As well, many people, even medical personnel/ caregivers are not familiar with them. Most don’t know the nuances of their fragility, the washing/ disinfecting of them, shaking them down and mostly reading them. Digital and electronics are far easier to read.

If you’re concerned about your health, I’m pretty sure you would read it. Otherwise you might or might not.

I got the thermometer in my rectum before I even got up and sometime before I woke up every morning. Yes it was read and documented.

My husband is smart at many things, but can he figure out where that little sliver of mercury stops? Gently twist the thermometer so you can see the mercury, I tell him, me lying in bed with a pounding headache. Get a Kleenex and wipe off the K-Y so you can read it. I love the TLC that he gives me if I'm feeling lousy, but he sometimes he needs a little guidance.

Most certainly! I like to know where my temp is running, and I especially want to know what my patient is reading!

Yes of course

Yes I do

Of course it’s there so why don’t get a accurate reading just to be sure