Enema interruption- enter the nurse!

This morning I was given an enema by my friend. She’s a nurse. Well she had just inserted the nozzle and opened the clamp when my phone rang. I told her to answer it. Well how I didn’t wind up having the nozzle come out of me I don’t know, because of what she did.

It was a telemarketer. My friend was diplomatic but the caller was insistent on talking to me.

“ He’s not able to right now. Why!? He’s holding onto something, that’s why! “

Apparently that answer wasn’t good enough. My friend’s response was hilarious.

“He’s holding on to a good two quarts of warm coffee I just sent up his ass, giving him his enema and it’ll be good to the last drop! Got that?!”

The telemarketer abruptly hung up. I doubt I’ll get any more calls.

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!

Fantastic absolutely fantastic.

I also once called and I had just taken 3l of enema, I wanted to go to the bathroom but they held me back, I was going crazy with pleasure and the desire to escape.

Fantastic absolutely fantastic.

I also once called and I had just taken 3l of enema, I wanted to go to the bathroom but they held me back, I was going crazy with pleasure and the desire to escape.

This morning I was given an enema by my friend. She’s a nurse. Well she had just inserted the nozzle and opened the clamp when my phone rang. I told her to answer it. Well how I didn’t wind up having the nozzle come out of me I don’t know, because of what she did.

It was a telemarketer. My friend was diplomatic but the caller was insistent on talking to me.

“ He’s not able to right now. Why!? He’s holding onto something, that’s why! “

Apparently that answer wasn’t good enough. My friend’s response was hilarious.

“He’s holding on to a good two quarts of warm coffee I just sent up his ass, giving him his enema and it’ll be good to the last drop! Got that?!”

The telemarketer abruptly hung up. I doubt I’ll get any more calls.

That was FUNNY!

This morning I was given an enema by my friend. She’s a nurse. Well she had just inserted the nozzle and opened the clamp when my phone rang. I told her to answer it. Well how I didn’t wind up having the nozzle come out of me I don’t know, because of what she did.

It was a telemarketer. My friend was diplomatic but the caller was insistent on talking to me.

“ He’s not able to right now. Why!? He’s holding onto something, that’s why! “

Apparently that answer wasn’t good enough. My friend’s response was hilarious.

“He’s holding on to a good two quarts of warm coffee I just sent up his ass, giving him his enema and it’ll be good to the last drop! Got that?!”

The telemarketer abruptly hung up. I doubt I’ll get any more calls.

LMFAO 😁

Oh that is funny.

I had a similar situation occur but not near as funny as this original post. I had gotten home early one day and had a few hours alone time so I did my usual, got completely naked and prepared for a nice long enema session. I had just got the nozzle inserted and the flow started when the phone rang. I normally just ignore the phone but this was from a important woman client so I got up and set on a stool with nozzle still in place and a raging erection with the water still flowing and answered the phone.

It was then I thought how exciting this was to be talking to a mature woman that had no idea that I was completely naked with an erection and taking an enema. We talked about her computer issue for a few minutes and I heard the familiar gurgling of the last bit of water leaving the bag. I then clicked the valve shut and said I would have to call her back that I had an urgent matter to take care of.

When I hung up I stayed right where I was and gave my extremely hard cock a few stokes and had one of the best orgasms ever with two quarts up my behind and douche nozzle still in place. Thinking back on this it was an interruption but it was exciting as hell, so you never know what you might be interrupting when you call someone.

@OverRainbow said,

“He’s holding on to a good two quarts of warm coffee I just sent up his ass, giving him his enema and it’ll be good to the last drop! Got that?!”

The telemarketer abruptly hung up. I doubt I’ll get any more calls.

I’ve heard about others making smart ass comments to telemarketers an I’ve made a number of them myself, but your comeback tops the list by a long shot.

My favorite remark to a telemarketer is: “If you call me again I’ll come though the phone line, rip off your head and shit down your throat!”

Don’t get many call backs!😈

If I'm busy, I just don't answer the ‘phone.

Also, many ’phones have caller ID. If I don't recognize the number, it doesn't get answered.

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@OverRainbow that was funny. Thank you for sharing.

If I'm busy, I just don't answer the ‘phone.

@Sean I do the same unless I am expecting a call from someone. Otherwise whoever is calling will just have to wait, if they leave a message, or call back later.

Thankfully both of our phones have a block feature so that helps reduce unwanted calls.

Reminds me of the cartoon where a man is in a bathtub receiving an enema and a nurse is talking on the phone. The caption read: “I got to go. I left the water running.”

An eneruptus is always an interesting happening. It’s best to ignore the urge to answer, continue enjoying the feelings. The added stress makes the experience all the more exciting. Go with the flow.