Ted's Place

Ted just needs to get laid I'd say

From what I have read 😉 @TedStarr has no problems along those lines. 😈🌹

Ted just needs to get laid I'd say

Oh, he does. 😏

And just FYI, a certain bratty blonde cousin of mine 🙄 left here about a half an hour ago after spending a little time bent over my @TedStarr's desk getting her hair pulled from behind and “worked over”. 🥵💥 I think we created a monster. 🤗🥰😎

@TrinaStarr 🌹

a certain bratty blonde cousin of mine 🙄 left here about a half an hour ago after spending a little time bent over my @TedStarr's desk

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💥 I think we created a monster. 🤗🥰😎

“I think” . . .the Lady says . . .hahahaha

🦘

You are a man after my own heart @That_Austalian. LOL

Oh, he does. 😏

And just FYI, a certain bratty blonde cousin of mine 🙄 left here about a half an hour ago after spending a little time bent over my @TedStarr's desk getting her hair pulled from behind and “worked over”. 🥵💥 I think we created a monster. 🤗🥰😎

Oh yes he does. 😉 I had to fix my hair after @TedStarr surprised me this morning 😳 🥵 I thought it was cute how he took control of me and 🤤 everything 🤤 he was doing and saying. That goes double for when he “commanded” you to kneel before him and put is condom on his cock while he “commanded” me to pull my dress up over my hips and turn around and “assume the position”. 😆 😅 😂

I was really surprised when he took a lube shooter and put it in my ass 😯 😦 and then popped my feet further apart before he put his cock in my ass without taking it slow. 🤯 😳 🥵 And then the hair pulling as he thrusted in my ass and pulled back on my hair while I was rubbing for all I was worth! 💥 🔥 💥 🔥 I don't want to be too crude, but fuck it I will be, I had a first class ass fucking this morning by some little stud monkey with a dad bod who did me up like he owned me. 😍 🥰 😘

But I have been thinking after my butt stopped throbbing, that I wonder if “our guys” didn't set this up? The reason I ask is that @Meat_Monster made it a point to give me two enemas this morning while I went down on him. 🤔 And then I go over to your place and get a fantastic ass fuck out of the blue. 🤔

@Dahiana 🌹

Fuck . . . Lube “shooter” in-deed !!😁 . . That was HOT !

Actually @Dahiana i've always found that very appealing . . to yank (lol) your ladies skirt up, pull her sexy panties down just past her bum cheeks, bend her over briskly , grab her hair like reigns to hold onto & give her a bloody good rogering

Kinda like a variation of the proverbial "quickie”

@TedStarr BRAVO🌹 I would have to agree with the 😉 fuckee 😁 @Dahiana that perhaps there was some bit of collusion between Ted and @Meat_Monster regarding the enemas and then the anal sex. 🤔 Oh no doubt that DD and @TrinaStarr have created a monster. 😁 😁 😁

A monster of their own making. One I am sure they will both find ways to tame the savage beasts that they have created.

Oh yes he does. 😉 I had to fix my hair after @TedStarr surprised me this morning 😳 🥵 I thought it was cute how he took control of me and 🤤 everything 🤤 he was doing and saying. That goes double for when he “commanded” you to kneel before him and put is condom on his cock while he “commanded” me to pull my dress up over my hips and turn around and “assume the position”. 😆 😅 😂

I was really surprised when he took a lube shooter and put it in my ass 😯 😦 and then popped my feet further apart before he put his cock in my ass without taking it slow. 🤯 😳 🥵 And then the hair pulling as he thrusted in my ass and pulled back on my hair while I was rubbing for all I was worth! 💥 🔥 💥 🔥 I don't want to be too crude, but fuck it I will be, I had a first class ass fucking this morning by some little stud monkey with a dad bod who did me up like he owned me. 😍 🥰 😘

But I have been thinking after my butt stopped throbbing, that I wonder if “our guys” didn't set this up? The reason I ask is that @Meat_Monster made it a point to give me two enemas this morning while I went down on him. 🤔 And then I go over to your place and get a fantastic ass fuck out of the blue. 🤔

@Dahiana You're a slut! Jk of course, 😁 actually I'm jealous. 😜

Actually @Dahiana i've always found that very appealing . . to yank (lol) your ladies skirt up, pull her sexy panties down just past her bum cheeks, bend her over briskly , grab her hair like reigns to hold on & give her a bloody good rogering

@That_Australian … I don't think she was wearing any panties. 😉

@gibby 🌹

@That_Australian … I don't think she was wearing any panties. 😉

Niiiice ! 😜

We hardly wear panties anymore because we've got it too good with our husbands. ❤❤

@TrinaStarr 🌹

This brief exchange of short thought over no (sans) panties reminds me of a quote from a now famous Aussie movie from the 70's - Puberty Blues

When one of the two girls (Debbie) is gettin ready to go meet the boys, says to the other. . "Well how do I look ?" . . . & the reply

Very ROOTABLE !!!😲

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Which “ends up” leading to being Roo-TED 😁

Yeah who needs panties anyway?

A monster of their own making. One I am sure they will both find ways to tame the savage beasts that they have created.

Tell me why they should “tame the savage beasts”. It's roaring great as it is! 😁

But I have been thinking after my butt stopped throbbing, that I wonder if “our guys” didn't set this up? The reason I ask is that @Meat_Monster made it a point to give me two enemas this morning while I went down on him. 🤔 And then I go over to your place and get a fantastic ass fuck out of the blue. 🤔

Pure coincidence, and I am sticking to that story.

Pure coincidence, and I am sticking to that story.

Yeah, sure. 😀

I have the right to remain silent but more importantly I have the ability to remain silent as a result of years of marriage to @Dahiana.

@Meat_Monster

I have the right to remain silent but more importantly I have the ability to remain silent as a result of years of marriage to @Dahiana.

hahaha . . . Now where have I heard that before

Oh I get it . . . its one of those choice self preservation techniques sometimes males revert too when the two legged storm rolls in 😁

Early this morning, really early, @TrinaStarr and I went out to the Mother Ship where we took off our clothes and gave each other an enema just to clear the way. Then we took turns going down on each other as we gave the other another enema. 🌹 and we e took it slow with each other. It's the Labor Day Weekend and is about the only time we could get together and not be rushed. But that is because we take a little longer and pay attention to the details. 😉 ❤️

After we did our enemas and had some girl-girl time we kept our clothes off and talked about our guys. ❤️❤️ I'm writing this at “Ted's Place” because I am going to fuck him 😈🌹 and I hope we have some privacy so that he can do me like he did when he bent me over his desk and pulled my hair. I loved that big time and sometime today I am going to try to sneak in another session with him wherever we can find the privacy to do it again. I'm already hot and all I need is his cock in my ass to get mine and I want that little added bonus of doing it on the fly with a little risk involved of getting caught or interrupted. 😈

So part of this morning Trina and I were working out how we were going to make today work for us and MM is in her sights big time. Those boys have been asking for it by being great Dad's and helping around the house, watching the kids, playing “drone” and generally being adorable as fuck. I don't know why, but everyday life and watching MM be the great Dad that he is gets me hot and I love his pats on my ass and the kisses on my neck just as a matter of fact. Trina and I are now mostly wearing those little shirt dresses or the studio skirts with no underwear and we flash our guys a lot. A LOT! 😈 Ted's even getting comfortable enough with me to slip his hand onto my ass and give it a squeeze, but most of the time they behave like gentlemen. Trina and I laugh at ourselves for all the worrying we did before we opened it up to the Dad's and how they might go overboard on the touchy-feely. No, Trina and I are the “problem” with that but the Dad's don't seem to mind. 😉

So, Trina and I stocked up on condoms and lube, our asses are clean and ready, and today the Dad's are going to get what they deserve. I love those Dads. 🌹❤️😈🌹❤️😈

Careful @Dahiana🌹you are going to ruin your reputation as being an undiplomatic meat axe. ❤️

So, Trina and I stocked up on condoms and lube, our asses are clean and ready, and today the Dad's are going to get what they deserve. I love those Dads. 🌹❤️😈🌹❤️😈

Sounds more like Father's Day rather than Labor Day weekend. Go for it!!

😩 EVERY 😣 LAST 😖 ONE 😫 OF 😫 OUR 😫 RELATIVES 😠 WERE 😠 HERE 😠 FOR 😤 THE 😤 WHOLE 😤 FUCKING 😢 WEEKEND! 😭

Careful @Dahiana🌹you are going to ruin your reputation as being an undiplomatic meat axe. ❤️

I did not kill any of them or shoot down any of their drones or shove them up their noses. EVERYONE had a drone! Most of them had cameras that they would fly around to all of the places to spy on people or just to say “Hi!” Oh how sweet. How original to have this buzzing over your head while you are trying to eat.

Yes. Lot's of fun. 🤢 🤮

Careful @Dahiana🌹you are going to ruin your reputation as being an undiplomatic meat axe. ❤️

😩 EVERY 😣 LAST 😖 ONE 😫 OF 😫 OUR 😫 RELATIVES 😠 WERE 😠 HERE 😠 FOR 😤 THE 😤 WHOLE 😤 FUCKING 😢 WEEKEND! 😭 I did not kill any of them or shoot down any of their drones or shove them up their noses. EVERYONE had a drone! Most of them had cameras that they would fly around to all of the places to spy on people or just to say “Hi!” Oh how sweet. How original to have this buzzing over your head while you are trying to eat.

Yes. Lot's of fun. 🤢 🤮

Reputation stays intact! 😊🥳🤭

Did you know I built a device that scrambles radio signals within a closed area…so that any drones flying through lose communication and either drop or fly away?

And it wasn't that expensive. It's kind of like a micro EMP device. And IT'S a whole lot of fun to use.

Yes I'm an evil bitch, but it makes me happy.

@Faith not to belittle your accomplishment, but at this very family gathering, @Dahiana brought down Cousin Maeve's brat Jeremy's drone with a shoe string, two washers, from 50 feet away. 😯 He had been tormenting Cousin Tami's youngest daughter who has cerebral palsy. 😠

DD used her improvised bolo to bring it crashing into the ground. 😁😂🤣 She is my hero! 😎 I'll let her tell the story. 👌👍👋👏👏

@TrinaStarr 🌹

Kewl . . Go @Dahiana 👍

@TrinaStarr there's not a lot to say, Jeremy was being a little prick and little Sammi was afraid of the noise and the movement above her was scaring her. I told Jeremy's mom, Maeve the Malevolent, what he was doing and she just shrugged it off and told him not to do it without much “enthusiasm”. He kept it up and was making Sammi start to cry so I said fuck the little turd and got two washers and a lug nut from your Dad's can in the shed and made a bolas and used an old boot lace and baling twine.

It worked great 😄 😁 😆 and Maeve the Malevolent can kiss my ass if she thinks I'm going to pay for it. Sammi is too sweet and doesn't like things that fly over her and make shadows and she was getting pretty scared. Aunt Sally pinned Maeve's ears back but good and she is the best evah! ❤️❤️

This is a family gathering that will be talked about for years! 🤣😂🤗

Well I had to do something. The neighbors were getting nervous when I brought out the 12 gage shotgun.

Thank you Daddy for teaching me how to shoot trap.