Nude massage with happy ending

What kind of Massage Parlors do you think you would have the best chance of a happy ending? Asian for example.

I will be taking a cruise next week. I have scheduled an hour-long Swedish massage. Never had one done before. What can I expect? I am impotent, so is there any chance of getting some anal pleasure in the process? Any advice?

Depends on the Cruise Line. There are Adult Cruises (clothing optional, BDSM, etc.) that may offer such services. Most are legitimate.

Usually, your best chance is an AMP. You can look up a site called rubmaps. On the free side you can figure out which parlors offer happy endings or more. Or try erotic massage parlors in my area in the google search bar. More reviews will come up. Be careful and enjoy yourself.

M.L.

I recently returned from a trip to Mexico with a good friend of mine. We went to get massages, my friend went to use the restroom first. Immediately a Hispanic man came out, introduced himself as Eduardo, and said he'd be doing my massage. I wasn't expecting a male as I figured this was going to be a happy ending, and that kinda signaled to me that I didn't think this was that type of place. I was nude under the sheet. While I was indeed draped, he still massaged everywhere on my back side. Once I flipped over, he continued rubbing all the way up to my groin crease while just barely having me draped. He also put a hand under the sheet and massaged my abdomen.

Then, without saying anything, he pulled the sheet down to my knees exposing my semi. He rubbed my upper legs for a couple seconds as I quickly started getting harder. Then, he leaned down as whispered, “is this okay?” I said yes, and he told me to be very quite multiple times. He proceed to give me a nice blowjob and then finish me with a handjob. All while telling me to be very quiet and that he was the only person who does this. The whole time, I figured my buddy was getting the same treatment, because what are the odds of getting a dude and having him do happy endings. But when we got back in the car, my buddy said that he had an older Hispanic woman, and was disappointed that whenever she asked him something he kept saying “Si”, but yet he didnt get any happy ending. Had I been the one to use the bathroom, this guy would have seen my friends penis since he did the exposure without warning, but he is very straight and I doubt he would have been saying “Si” at that point.

Look at masseurfinder.com and see if any are in your area.

There are many private places, in my country. I had a group of friends who did it, in a non-professional way. They were spas set up inside our homes and you only needed a 60-dollar stretcher, oils, towels and background music. It was very easy.