Back when i was in college circa 2001, my roomate (a guy) and i had sex with the same girl. For the record, not at the same time, about 2 weeks apart. Also for the record, he got her first. Her name was Paula.
At some point after i had hooked up with her, i let my roomate know, and he said ”oh ma, i think she gave me something“.
He mentioned that he was going to go to a free clinic at the hostital in the city we went to school in. He asked if i would go with him, he justified my joining him by saying “if i got something from her, you probably have it too”.
i decided to go with him but not see the doctor, just see how it turned out for him and then figure out what to do.
We entered the large hospital and after a few twists and turns, we made it to the 4th floor, where the free clinic was. We walked in and my friend went up to the desk to announce himself to the secretary and see how long the weight would be. He called me over and audibly said “you should see someone too”, the secretary looked at me and said nothing, my friend just said “come on, just do it, its no big deal”.
”fine“ i said. The secretary handed us both clip boards with stacks of paper on them for us to go through. I left mine pretty much blank, as i didn’t have any symptoms of anything. My friend brought his clipboard up about 30 seconds before me, and just as i was handing mine over, my friend got called back. I returned to my seat in the waiting room and proceeded to wait for almost 30 mins.
as i was starting to psyche myself out with concern, the door opened and middle aged women called my name. I was following behind her down the hallway when i passed my friend going back out the other way. I said to him “How did it go?”.
he had a look of fear on his face as he passed me and said “horrible”. I was now super worried.
the nurse had me follow her into an standard exam type room, with a exam table, sink and countertop, and curtain and a chair in the corner. She asked me to hop up on the table, and took all my vitals, and then asked what brought me in there today. i explained my situation and told her that was my room mate who we just passed in the hallway.
she said, “ok, strip everything from the waist down, underwear, socks, everything… the doctor will be in shortly“.
wow, I thought. I didn’t want to be here in the first place, now I was sitting on an exam table in nothing but a tee shirt.
after about 25 more minutes of waiting (this time nearly naked) a young asian woman came in and announced herself as “the nurse practitioner“.
she asked about my symptoms, and i told her about my roommate and that I currently don’t have any symptoms. She said in an accent “i do exam now“.
she put on rubber gloves and said “open mouth”, i did and she felt my gums and tongue, then removed the gloves. She said to show her my hands, she shined a big spotlight next to the table on them, and then she asked me to show her my bare feet, which she did the same thing with the light.
she then pulled out the table extension and told me to lay back. I did, while she put on new gloves. i did not have a good feeling about this. She pushed my tee shirt up, so i was totally exposed from the mid chest down. She pressed on my belly asking if it hurt, then worked her way down and began to press all around my groin area. I had a semi hard on most of the exam anyways and by this point i had a full raging hard on with a little bit of pre cum leaking out of the end.
”i check your testicles now” she stated and begin to rub and fondle each of my nuts. She then grabbed my penis and squeezed it (hard). She then looked at me and said “is this discharge normal for you?”. i think all i muttered was ummm…
she then went to the counter and got a long long q tip, she came back with it and said “i need sample to check for STD”. She has hen grabbed my stiff cock and thrusted that q-tip inside it and turned it around a few time. I squealed like a baby, they must have heard me in the hallway.
when she pulled it out, the feeling was still there, i rubber my penis to try to get rid of the feeling, my hard on was now subsiding.
she then instructed me to roll over so she could “do a anus check“. i did as told (at this point I thought who cares anyway) and she positioned me on my left side and moved the lamp so it was aiming directly at my asshole. She then spread my ass cheeks with her gloved hands and spent about 15 seconds just looking.
after that she got up, took off the gloves and announced i could get dressed and that someone would call me with the test results. she left the room and i dressed and left. my roomate and I compared notes on our exam on the walk home, and agreed not to speak on this to anyone ever.
all test results were negative for both of us.