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Dear God

Did you break your hand @TrinaStarr?

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

Did you break your hand @TrinaStarr?

No 🙄 Mom 🙄 @Asteria I did not break my hand because I have been raising it in court trying to explain 'shell companies' to lawyers whose clients are soooo innocent and themselves who are the real victims. 😖😫 And that it's Ponzi 😤😡😬 and NOT Fonzie and that it's just as bad to cook the books no matter if they are the first or the second set. Also having to put up with questions asked over and over about my qualifications as an SME (Subject Matter Expert) that would qualify me as an expert witness.

The only saving grace is coming home and lifting my skirt for @TedStarr ❤️ to have his way with me without him asking for permission to approach the witness stand with an exhibit for me to examine. He knows were to put his exhibit and how to use it 😜😍😆 and I have no objections. 😘 And then I make a visit to the Mother Ship where my fave @Meat_Monster ❤️ is practicing docking maneuvers and when his neck heals we will work on his being able to motor boat my tits again. 😜😍😆😅

Then there is @Dahiana ❤️ who also needs some serious one on one pussy time with the number 69 💥✨🔥💦 as our favorite way. She just has to realize that two can play the 💨💨💨'queefing' 💨💨💨game 😉 and we love it. ❤️❤️❤️

The court took an early recess this morning and won't be back in session until tomorrow afternoon at the defense's request and it is probably so that they can get some more crayons and make a new strategy to their case. 🙄 Since the kids are back in school and will be for another couple of hours I went straight home and stripped out of my court costume and ravaged @TedStarr ❤️❤️❤️ while he was trapped behind his desk in his office at home. The minute my pussy sucked up his cock inside of me I was cumming and it helped displace some of the stupid I had been around this morning. Maybe I was so hot or whatever but the tip of his cock hit the right spot and I just went with it and actually forgot about this morning. 💥💥💥💦 It was fast for me and for Ted ❤️ and it was so good to stay there on his lap with our cum spoiling his precious chair seat but we really didn't mind.

I held his head close to my chest and stroked his hair as he sucked on my breasts and giving them a little soft chew now and then. I like how he will chew on my nipples and get them a little hard and then really "put the suck" on them as if he was going to suck my spine through my tits. 💥 And when he had fucked the morning dose of stupid out of my mind and I was feeling more like a human being I finally asked him how his day was going and if I was interrupting anything? 🙄 Ted told me it was really nice of me to ask him about how his day was going so far and that he had a WebEx meeting in about 15 minutes if I didn't mind. I "pussy clinched" is cock and told him that I was glad I wasn't interrupting anything important and got a towel to help him clean off and pull his pants back up and I even combed his hair.

I am a very nice and caring and considerate wife and while I was doing all of this for him he said that @Dahiana had been by about an hour before or maybe a little more. He told me that he was also on another WebEx meeting 😉😁 and started doing a strip tease out in front of his desk where he couldn't avoid seeing her just above the screen he was on the meeting with. Shaking her tits ✨💣💋🍑 turning around and bending over 💋🍑 drawing arrows on sticky notes and sticking them to her tits and above her pussy telling him it was a map for him by mouthing the words. I said that was very naughty of her and how long did that meeting last and did he punish her?

He was busy getting himself back together and getting his little computer ready for the meeting when he told me that when he was done he grabbed that "blond brat" by her hair and pulled her across the desk and fucked her from behind. 💥💥💥 He then added all smug and full of himself 😏😇 when he told me that I probably had a little of her ground up in my pussy hair and smeared up in me because she left him with some of her to help him make it through the day. 😂😉😅 I even saw where DD had knocked off the cup with Ted's pens and pencils off of his desk and on to the floor like she usually does. She has some very nice tits and when they get to swinging she tends to knock things off of Ted's desk when he fucks her like that. 😂😉😅

I think I will take a drive over to the Mother Ship and see how @Meat_Monster is getting along and at the very least get a taste of the Big Guy. Or maybe I will get a little "ass snake" time but probably not since it won't be long before I go pick up the kids.

@TrinaStarr

You can't fix stupid even in the courtroom.

And, of course, it can be worse if you're an expert witness under cross and the other side has a really weak case.

Once, as an expert witness in a civil case, there was a what-if hypothetical engineering question that had 10 conditions associated with it. I had the defense attorney repeat it several times and finally had to write it all down.

He was trying to trick-fuck me.

My answer was, finally: It's not possible as a practical matter.

But if it was?

It's not possible as a practical matter.

But if it was possible?

Sir, it's not possible as a practical matter anywhere within the known, observable universe.

But if it was possible?

Objection. Asked and answered.

Sustained. Move on counsel.

Is it possible, as a practical matter, outside the known, observable universe?

Objection.

I remember thinking really? You want to invoke physics that do not apply anywhere within the observable in one special place and time to see if one of us would bite?

Sometimes another box of crayons is too generous.

@Enema_Runner were you in the courtroom?

@Enema_Runner were you in the courtroom?

No, not in yours. I know how it can go.

What was funny was a few years later when the movie "My Cousin Vinny" came out and there was the trick question about the timing, I could relate to it:

Jim Trotter III: Now, uh, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

Mona Lisa Vito: It's a bullshit question.

Jim Trotter III: Does that mean that you can't answer it?

Mona Lisa Vito: It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer.

Jim Trotter III: Impossible because you don't know the answer!

Mona Lisa Vito: Nobody could answer that question!

Jim Trotter III: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Can you answer the question?

Mona Lisa Vito: No, it is a trick question!

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Why is it a trick question?

Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Watch this.

Mona Lisa Vito: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

Jim Trotter III: Well... um... she's acceptable, Your Honor.

Jim Trotter III: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Can you answer the question?

Mona Lisa Vito: No, it is a trick question!

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Why is it a trick question?

Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Watch this.

Mona Lisa Vito: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

Jim Trotter III: Well... um... she's acceptable, Your Honor.

She was absolutely precious in this movie. It's one of my absolute faves.

@TrinaStarr 🌹 I'm going to go borrow @TedStarr ❤️ for a little 🔥💥 Red Sparrow 💥 💦 time. After all you borrowed @Meat_Monster before you went off to play expert witness girl. 😘

I would love to hear the guys side to these “events”!

I would love to hear the guys side to these “events”!

@Rigel so would I.

When I was dating in high school I never thought I would get into nerdy geeks with dad bods but I have. 😘 I got back about an hour ago from letting myself in to the Mansion of the Starr's 🙄 wearing my cum fuck me outfit of a studio skirt a pullover sweater and a real estate lady looking blazer. I had my spontaneous fuck me kit with lube, panties, and panty liners and a real need to have my favorite nerd with the dad bod @TedStarr ❤️. From the look on his face when I walked into his office he really should invest in a ring cam or some sort of home security set up or maybe just have a door chime.

I needed him 🔥 B🥵A🥵D 🔥 and I made sure that he wasn't on some zoom meeting or video call or something before I walked into his office hiked my skirt up and helped him out of his chair. He was stalling for time and told me to take off all of my clothes and I'm all naked before he even drops his geek pants and steps out of his nerd shoes. It didn't take long for him to get hard and he was doing that while standing between my spread legs as I took his shirt that I unbuttoned and I didn't wait to plant a big wet kiss on his mouth as we tried sucking the air out of each other's lungs. And right about then he rams his cock in my pussy 💥💥💥 and because I was so hot I lost it 💥💥💦💦💦 and I mean I totally lost it on this guy who was fucking me. I think he missed me too 😘😉💥💥💦💦💦 and it was a fast fuck and it hurt so good ❤️ so good 🌹🌹🌹❤️

I kept him in me even though the sharp edge of his desk top was cutting into my ass but I didn't want to move and risk losing his cock in my wet pussy. We were hugging each other for all we were worth and I didn't want to let go or have him withdraw that cock of his from my pussy and I had my arms around my neck when I whispered in his ears 🌹🌹🌹"Shit I missed fucking you, Babee" 🌹🌹🌹 Like all of us Hurdle (not real name) women, I was so romantic when I said that in between gasping for air and fighting back tears. 🌹

I sucked us off of him and kind of put my clothes back on and borrowed one of @TrinaStarr's towels that she will never see again and put it on the seat of my mini van. I almost backed over Ted but saw him in time and he came up to the driver's window and I figured he was going to bitch about me knocking his pen and pencil cup off of his desk when we fucked. But he didn't and leaned in and gave me a kiss 💋 and squeezed my breast under my blazer. I didn't put my bra or underwear back on and I just plopped my sweater in the passenger seat so he had a clear shot at my tits. I needed to fuck that guy and we did and now all I had to do was make it home without getting pulled over by the cops. And now I'd better go get the hellions from school.

@TedStarr sure fucks a lot at his desk. 😏💥🔥

@Dahiana ❤️

@TrinaStarr

You can't fix stupid even in the courtroom...................

True you cant fix stupid, but you can remove all the warning signs and let the problem sort itself out