One of them is for sure, trouble. The other one, the dark haired one, I'll give the benefit of a doubt @mike45.
@Cedar thank you for giving me permission to ask you questions on your thread A Friendship Changes and I promise that I am not trying to stalk you and catch you in the act with @Ms_Lila. But being able to ask more about you and @Lora_C has become something even more timely.
It's timely because Mom and I've been talking and she has our whole “Enema Quartet” figured out and to my surprise she isn't freaking out about it. She and Aunt Lora were super close growing up and the youngest of their family and for some reason were given enemas by Grandma when they were growing up. Mom said that as far as she knows it was only Aunt Lora and her that were given the enemas and it started when they were young and stopped by the time they entered middle school.
I've been copying and pasting some of Aunt Lora's posts here, WITHOUT letting her know where I got them and I told her that Aunt Lora kept a diary on her computer. That isn't a total lie but Mom really misses Aunt Lora and doesn't seem to be offended or think Aunt Lora was perverted. She isn't offended by Aunt Lora's sex life and choices and she doesn't think she was a pervert for her being into enemas like she was. And that opened up the opportunity to talk with Mom about her sex life and, yes, I asked her about her and if she does enemas.
I could just see Mom literally give up trying to keep things from me and that broke the ice in a big way. I confessed or told her that I used to only do a small enema before @TedStarr and I did anal sex and that was a little awkward, at first, but she absorbed it and listened. I asked her if she liked anal sex and that was a big breath moment for her and she had to think about it before she answered but she said that she has had anal sex but not enough to know whether she would like to have a steady diet of it like I seem to be doing now. Fair enough, so I followed up about her using enemas and if she still does, and going for the gold, I asked her if she likes enemas as Aunt Lora wrote about.
I could see the smoke coming out of her ears as she debated on whether or not to answer that question and was really undecided as to what to say or to pass over it and change the subject. She knows me well enough to know that I won't let go but I offered up that I am really getting into enemas and that they aren't just for getting clean for anal sex. She bit on that and wanted to know if what I was saying was that enemas are sexual for me and not just utilitarian. I had her and she knew it and I told her that she had to answer my questions first because she already knew a lot about the “EQ” and that I know she's seen my enema bag when I had cleaned it and was letting it dry.
I also told her that Aunt Lora was a fan of enemas and that I had even showed her some of Aunt Lora's “diary entries" and so, “What's up with you Mom?” Does Dad give you enemas? Do you do enemas and “rub one off”? Do you know what a “soul kiss enema” is? Have you ever fucked someone else besides Dad, and I wasn't talking about her “pity sex” with their long time friend who lost his wife. She tried a feeble counter question with asking me “… how on earth did you start enemas …” because she never gave me an enema when I was growing up and never gave any of us kids enemas when we were young.
I gave up @Dahiana on getting me hooked on the enemas but Mom wasn't surprised about that, but when I added that the reason DD was able to turn me on to enemas was when she was going down on me. 😈 So, Mom, let's hear it, you confessed to liking anal sex but you are stalling and running scared about answering a simple question about enemas. I think she was hoping for a phone call or a satellite falling out of the sky to distract me from getting my answers but I also think she was liking having this talk, but she just didn't expect it to be so much about enemas. Which makes me observe that people will own up to having and liking anal sex a lot faster than they will about liking enemas.
Mom finally gave me a huffy breath and confessed that she does like enemas but that they aren't part of her sexual repertoire. So, Mom, do you ever masturbate when you have an enema? Why am I so interested in knowing about her and her enemas? Just answer the question Mom, we already have it out there that you do them and you sure know a lot about me and my sex life. And you also are reading directly from Aunt Lora's thoughts about sex and her intimate life, and that DD was plotting murder to avenge the family honor because Aunt Lora was in a really deep friendship.
Then Mom played the ultimate card when she started tearing up and her voice got all husky and asked me if I could copy some more of Aunt Lora's diary and let her have it. She's good, and I believed she was sincere and not faking her tears and I promised that I will copy and paste things I find in Aunt Lora's diary and give them to her, IF she and I can talk woman to woman with each other before it was too late.
Yes, I know it is a form of extortion to get to have Mom talk to me about her true self as a woman and what makes her world turn in the sex column, but at least I'm not stalking her and spying on her without her knowing what I'm after. I wish there was a “morally superior” emoji to insert here.
And do not worry @Cedar there is no way I am ever going to let Mom know about zity.biz and invite her to join here. This is MY place and MY corner of the world that is where I can really let it all out and be myself. Which seems kind of a dumb thing to say because there is @TedStarr and @Dahiana and @Meat_Monster and @Ms_Lila here too, but that's different. However I do get how my coming here may have freaked you out with having the “… whole damn town here …” 😁 😉
So Cedar 🌹 if you want I will run my questions by you before I ask them on your thread, and I promise that I, at least, will give Ms Lila a warning text if I or my cousin are going to stop by the shop early in the morning or after she closes. We already have agreed that we won't be making many if anymore morning visits unless it is absolutely necessary. That really tall ginger hair florist with the glasses can say a lot with her eyes. I definitely got the message that morning coffee time isn't something she likes to be interrupted on and I will keep my cousin, Captain Oblivious 🤪 away from the shop in the mornings.