Ideas on what I can stick up my ass!?!?

Here are some ideas of real insertions that you should NOT to put in your butt - from Cosmopolitan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiKbkQMq82Q

WTF, Don't people have common sense?🙄

WTF, Don't people have common sense?🙄

Some could say that about all of us buttplug fans!!!

More than once i could have told the boss where to stick the job.

More than once i could have told the boss where to stick the job

It seems to me that it's often the boss that deserves the insertion of the job, rather than the job being the thing that should be shoved.

I was at the pet store yesterday and I thought I was at a sex toy store…lol. The collection of dog toy bones was amazing. Many sizes and I could just imagine them in my ass. Good bulge on both ends so something to hold on to and nice a smooth. If you own a dog a great way to have an ass toy laying around and no one suspect.

I was at the pet store yesterday and I thought I was at a sex toy store…lol. The collection of dog toy bones was amazing.

Probably could say the same about Sporting Goods Stores, Culinary Stores, Hardware Stores, and many others. Devious minds can be VERY creative!! 😈

@gwhap: Probably could say the same about Sporting Goods Stores, Culinary Stores, Hardware Stores, and many others. Devious minds can be VERY creative!! 😈

A friend of mine mentioned he liked to shove a wooden meat tenderizer up his butt….. I was sure never to eat at house after that 😜😜😜 true story.

I was at the pet store yesterday and I thought I was at a sex toy store…lol. The collection of dog toy bones was amazing. Many sizes and I could just imagine them in my ass. Good bulge on both ends so something to hold on to and nice a smooth. If you own a dog a great way to have an ass toy laying around and no one suspect.

My sub and I do the same thing, peruse the pet toy aisle. For us it wouldn't work out to have “laying around” as we have only cats. But it is a good excuse to use even if ones beloved pet has passed, “I keep it/those in memory of Old Yeller”.

I have heard of the Kong dog toys which can be turned into a plug and even concerted into a plug with an enema nozzle sticking through it. They also come in sizes from small to very large for those of you with orifices large enough to drive 4 monkeys on mopeds through!

It seems to me that it's often the boss that deserves the insertion of the job, rather than the job being the thing that should be shoved.

I have to agree, the job was really ok, it was the boss who was a twat!

Well I think maybe fingers or a finger is the best place to start, extending to more fingers of course if more is appropriate. Anal speculum is obviously very interesting, for a more complete internal examination.

Yellow Squash.

Someone mentioned a “Baseball Bat”. Here's a DIY adaptation of a bat for anal play:

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=431559

Now if you were a gal instead of a guy, it would be an easy answer for me to give. 😈

Hello have you ever played with candy to put you in the buttocks? is this dangerous from gelifier crocodiles

I just got a set of 4 anal beads(balls) and my friend put them up my ass. Wow what a thrill. They were of medium round and fit so tight.

Go to one of the big chain pet stores and buy a small Kong Safestix dog toy. You wont be sorry!

Like @Horny_Always, I find myself constantly aware of and considering which household items to put inside of me. I have toys but those are meant to go in there. I prefer things that aren’t meant to go in there (with the exception of a rectal thermometer). I find the handle end of a toothbrush or a makeup brush to be among my favorite. I just love the feeling of submission I feel when penetrating my rectum.

My list of ‘as many items as I can remember’ that I've stuck up my butt, or had another person stick in my butt, are as follows:

1.) enema/douche nozzles (enema, douche, single and double inflation, two sizes colon tube, specialty enema nozzles);

2.) fingers;

3.) screwdriver handle;

4.) hammer handle;

5.) electric toothpaste;

6.) penises;

7.) tongue;

8.) tampons;

9.) food (cucumber, bananas, potato)

10.) butt plugS;

11.) sex toys (dildos, vibrators, anal beads,

strap-ons)

I bought a double ender if you will, jelly. I wanted something small to start with as one tip is smaller than the other. It is U shaped butt flexible enough