Suggestion for a new nozzle design

I was musing the other day about what I would like some e-gear nozzle and or colon tube manufacturer to once again make. First thought was to have the old dull orange colored latex colon tubes in 60 inch length at French sizes 36, 38, 40 and up. Not likely I said to myself. Oh well….

Then I had an idea. What if the old style fluted douche nozzle could be re-born and transformed into something compellingly interesting for modern enema use as well as delightfully nostalgic? You likely know the cheap fluted white plastic nozzles that came with every fountain syringe for decades. Folks like me used them when we graduated from Mom’s bulb injections to self administered enemas on the sly.

Suppose a newer model could be made of black silicone, flexible and oh… say twelve to fourteen inches in length. The business end could be about 1 1/8 inch diameter at its widest in the flutes, with each flute hiding 2 holes for dispensing the fluids. The nozzle body could taper down to about a 3/4 inch diameter, helping with nozzle retention.

One company currently has nozzles of black silicone material in ten and twenty inch offerings, but are a single straight diameter. They are well made and quite affordable. I would hope they might be interested in making such a different nozzle.

I for one would be very interested in adding such a new design to my collection. Many of us grew up using the old plastic standby, and I still use one on occasion just for nostalgia. A massive updated version that would go deep would be delightful. There is no reason why the ladies could not use one in the other orifice. Or even have two of them, for obvious reasons.

What say you???

“Suppose a newer model could be made of black silicone, flexible and oh… say twelve to fourteen inches in length. The business end could be about 1 1/8 inch diameter at its widest in the flutes, with each flute hiding 2 holes for dispensing the fluids.”

@Edevotee 12 inch douche nozzle? Sign me up!

Edvotee,.

How about if that nozzle was at least 12" and also had some balloons at the business end of it that could be inflated like one of those double balloon inflatable one that I am sure we have all at least seen if not had one used on us? The nozzle could easily be shoved in and the balloons inflated to keep it inside. Then the enema would begin. It would start in much further up the colon that way and the one getting the enema would not be able to push it out.

The questions every engineer must ask: How well suited is the object for the task for which it was designed? How can it be made better suited to that purpose? What else can it do?

Enema nozzles have gone long enough without any design change at all that I think that question is answered.

The questions every engineer must ask: How well suited is the object for the task for which it was designed? How can it be made better suited to that purpose? What else can it do?

Enema nozzles have gone long enough without any design change at all that I think that question is answered.

For most engineers - “good enough is NEVER acceptable”. Look at the new vibrating nozzle that just came came out - as well as all of the bluetooth and wi-fi controlled vibes on the market. I would expect to see enema nozzles with more bells and whistles in the not too distant future.

Selfies are all the rage now, so a nozzle that will take selfies. Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

An enema nozzle with some sort of restrictor where via Alexa or Siri commands you could tell it to increase/decrease the flow, change vibration or insertion depth etc. Perhaps it could be controlled by a phone app. Maybe it could monitor the volume remaining and provide voice feedback such as" “You're doing very good”, “Only a little more to go”……..Feed back could be programmable for a mother like nurturing enema. a sensual enema from your SO, or a Dome punishment enema.

Here's the ultimate nozzle: First it would be a double balloon with sensors that would add and keep just the right amount of pressure in each balloon, to seal you shut. Next it would have a sensor to check pressure in the colon. IF the pressure was to low it would add flow, to much pressure it would stop the flow…. This would be great when a cramp would start. IF the pressure reached a dangerous level it could release the pressure, or in an extreme case deflate the balloons. Up stream the controls could be connected to a flow meter, and a temperature sensor. Easily adapted today to be remove controlled from a cell phone.

Another version would be the exact same but have a colon tube to feed the fluid from the top down. (or inside out). It would have a second port to open and close to flush as the pressure would build.

If enemas were still considered a value by the medical community today, I'm sure we would have all kinds to things like this today.