There are aspects of rectal temperature taking that we all appreciate. I have a few but one in particular stays with me.
I was getting an enema at a facility that administered them (coffee) as well as colonics, and asked the provider if she would take my rectal temperature before the enema.
She said she would, but unfortunately didn’t have a thermometer. I told her I had brought one with me and intended to ask.
“Great!“ she exclaimed. I handed it to her and she saw it was a vintage glass rectal type and commented, “ Oh I know this guy! Had him up my backside over the years, many times!” I was tempted to ask when last, but let that pass. She was in her early 20s.
I stripped to my t shirt and briefs and got on the table laying face down. She promptly grabbed the waistband of the briefs-and down they came, resting about mid thigh.
I watched, aroused, as she held the thermometer up after retrieving it from the table she’d put it on, then rapidly and vigorously shaking it down. She obviously knew how to, as I could hear that “snapping“ sound when a mercury thermometer is being shaken down.
”Below 94 degrees. Just need to put some coconut oil on it for lubrication and I’ll take your temperature.”
Then the best part came. Her thumb and index finger of her free hand touched both butt cheeks. Thumb on one, index on the other and a firm push spreading them apart.
”Ok, I’m going to insert the thermometer now and slide it slightly up your rectum, sort of like I’ll do when I insert the enema nozzle”.
The bulb coated with the cold oil touched, then entered my anus and as she said, it went further up into my rectum as she inserted it, all the while holding my buttocks wide apart!
After three minutes she removed and wiped the thermometer down, read it and told me me my temperature was at 100.0F.
”I’ll make the enema comfortable and cool to help bring your temperature down.”
She administered the enema, had me hold it then had me go to the bathroom.
On returning I saw her pick the thermometer up and shake it down again. I was about to get a second temperature taking!
Again I felt her deft fingers spread my buttocks wide as her other hand guided the glass numbered rod into my rectum for another wonderful three minutes as she kept my buttocks spread!
I went back there three or four more times and had her take my temperature each time before my enemas , and the best was having her spread my cheeks apart and hold them open while she held the thermometer in my rectum.