The kinkiest thing you did with a thermometer

The idea of this question came to me during a sleepless night as I could not take out of my mind the fact that my girlfriend just dumped me.

She shared my interest for rectal temperature and we had such a good time taking eachover's temperature .

The kinkiest thing I ever did with a thermometer was to take my female partner's temperature over my knee in the back seat of the car. We were by a busy highway. The windows got really steamed up. She also liked surprise temp taking, I would bare her bottom when she wasn't expecting the thermometer, and slide it in her.

I think it would be very kinky to require daily rectal temps to go along with pandemic rules.

I'm not sure that it would be kinky, but I once brought a rectal thermometer to work, and kept it in my pocket. Each time that I would see an attractive woman, I would put my hand on it, and feel the tip, imagining that it was up her ass. I was afraid to do it again, because of the risk of it slipping out on the floor, which would have raised more than a few eyebrows. It definitely made me horny when it happened.

I wasn't a big fan of the rectal thermometer until recently. Maybe,I don't have the psychological tie to it from my youth since my mother never used one on me that I could remember. She always put it under the armpit. But, it might be fun to see how many places you could take your temperature at. Like, in your backyard, in the car, out on a country road, at the in-laws, under a bridge, out hiking, and etc.

We just got a new thermometer. I have her bend over the bed and lightly spanked her. Had her then get up and kneel on bed in knee chest position. Lubed thermometer with KY, put more on her anus, slid thermometer in. Told her to clinch on it. Took picture and then put phone in front of her to see picture of the thermometer sticking out her ass while I moved it in and out.

Left thermometer in while putting cock in her pussy and began to thrust. Took thermometer and cock out before I came and lubed my finger and told her I was now going to give her a rectal exam. Slid my finger in, let her rectum relax then gently finger fucked her ass slowly in and out. Left finger up her ass while I stuck my cock back in her Pussy. Moved my finger across my cock head via rectal wall until I ejaculated. Basically masturbated In her.

As most of you know that I have rectal cancer, I am looking for ideas to make rectal temperature taking last longer. My anal play is limited to rectal temperature taking and one finger insertion in my anus. I have read here that people met other people to take their temperature. A rectal temperature takes like 4 minute. Is there other things you do to extend the play time? I can’t imagine that a Zity member would meet someone for 4 minutes. I know you could add medical play but I wanted know what else do the rectal temperature fetish Zity members do to prolong the live play.

My boyhood friend and I between the ages of 10 and 13, when we did RT play would mix it up, I'd take his RT then he would take mine, and sometimes we would read the thermometer and say maybe we need to retake it, so you could have say 4 or 5 minutes followed with re-insertion and another 4 or 5 minutes. I know due to your cancer you might not want to do enemas but we would do a temp check before and after an enema also. So there could be as many as 3 or 4 temps taken on one or the other of us in less than an hour. Sometimes if we could get a lot of alone time, and get more than one thermometer from the bathroom, we would just lay side by side on a bed, thermometers in our butts, and just talk. I recall one-time having thermometers in our butts, for almost an hour. Usually, we would do a 5-minute temp than a play exam, as we didn't have much time.

I’m a fan of sounding with a thermometer. I’ve found that a good smear of Vaseline followed by a full thermometer length dip into baby oil provides an easy and painless pleasurable insertion. After which I (gently) and slowly bring myself to a very satisfying ejaculation while allowing the thermometer to be pushed out onto a soft towel by my semen and penile contractions.

Note: Females will almost certainly urinate during this procedure (not that that’s a bad thing). Their urethras are much shorter.

My grandfather used to have to use intermittent catheters. And I was always completely fascinated by them. So I think the first time I got the idea was when I was about 10 to put the thermometer in my dick. It really fucking hurt. And I really fucking liked it.

My male friend and I tried thermometers in our penises when we were about 11 or 12, neither of us liked it and only did it once or twice. Some males are into penile temps, but my friend and I were not. Though if the person I am examining wants it done, I have no problem checking their penile temp.

I took the rectal thermometer, used it for an oral reading, then slid it into my girlfriend’s ass. It was warm, from having been in my mouth, and the saliva made it feel smoother, on its way in.