Standing up while taking an enema

Standing Enema question:

I use bulb enema's from time to time. Can I use it in a standing position and how long do I need to retain it to work as well as possible?

Why not doing it while sitting on the toilet and possibly next to the sink filled with hot soapy water in case you need more?

I have given myself many enemas standing at the bathroom sink. It started as a child wanting just a quick bulb or two, just for fun or for effect. Even after I had access to a bag, sometimes a bulb just seems like the thing to do.

Start with the sink full of warm water, add soap or whatever and fill the bulb. Lube yourself well. Stand with your feet about shoulder width, lean forward slightly, reach between your legs, insert, and squeeze. Hold the bulb squeezed while withdrawing it. Repeat as many times as desired, or full. I find a one-hand squeeze of the 8 oz enema bulb syringe delivers 4-5 ounces per shot. I average 14-16 bulbs to get 2 quarts in me. Some people might complain about the multiple insertions, but I think that is part of the fun.

When wanting to have a “quickee” enema, I fill the bathroom sink with warm water and use my home made Higgison bulb and tube set up (outboard motor fuel priming bulb with a length of latex tubing and nozzle of my choice) and just immerse the bulb in the water filling up the set up completely and then applying minimal lube to my “rosebud” (so nozzle does not slip out) and lean over the sink. I then insert the nozzle all the way up into me. Then I lean over and start leaning down on the submerged bulb with the heel of my hand (like doing a push up!!) squeezing the entire bulb contents up into me and releasing to refill. There is no backfill with this set up. I calibrated it and found that 26 quick squeezes of the bulb and I have taken on 2 quarts. The whole process only takes at most a couple minutes and I am ready to rid myself of toxic wastes. Works great for me when in a hurry!! I however do agree with Cheryl771 that multiple nozzle inserts of a enema bulb is more fun but that take more time!! Denise

Thank You Cheryl and Ioeides for your information. You have been most helpful. P. S. to Cheryl…you are right about multiple insertions.

I like them standing when I’m using my shower hose colon tube. that’s when it’s primarily for clean outs.

Those quickie bulb enemas are a great way to avoid straining or as a precursor to a regular enema with the bag. I take them both while standing, bent over, or sitting on the terlet.

The whole effort is just a simple clearing of the rectum for any variety of reasons. The bulb douche syringe is by far a good way to tease the prostate for some extra degree of shits and giggles!

Reference Cheryl in #3: Yes, Like she said!

When I was about 10 my mom walked into the bathroom to find me standing at the sink, bulb in hand, giving myself an enema right after she had just given me one. That was proof positive to her that I liked getting those enemas from her. She never said I couldn't do “that” again, but never gave me another one, so getting a quick enema standing at the sink was a frequent activity whenever the mood got me. Since the red bulb was kept under the sink, it only took a few minutes to give myself a couple of squirts whenever I had a few minutes alone.

@Denise that is one of the hottest comments I have ever read. What a visual? But who is taking care of Miss Kitty during all this 😉🌹❤️

Look up “Clean Stream” on Amazon. Shower attachment. Works great for everyday plain water. I fill and hold during my shower while washing my hair and shaving my legs. I then go release and finish washing my body…and shaving the rest of my body.

I always use a colon tube so standing in the bathroom naked with the tube complely inserted, sqeezing, holding the tube in always give me a hard on……

@LisaK you need to get a colon tube … they feel so good getting them in to the end…. I think colon tubes does a better job.

I take quiet often standing in the shower and most of the time I find I can take bigger ones while standing

I should add to my previous post as follows. Sometimes I fill the enema bag up and then fill up the sink. I then put the nozzle under the sink water and gently step on the back part of the bag expelling any air into the water. Then I release the bag from my foot and let it siphon water into the bag making it look like it is ready to burst. I lean over the sink and then insert the nozzle and starting with one foot put pressure on the bag . As it deflates (water filling me up) I will put a second foot on the bag and eventually end up with both feet on the bag completely flattening it. Very little water is left in the bag but Denise is “topped off” and has to make a fast trip to the toilet.!! lol

Not sure what's “unorthodox” about enemas standing up. But, what the heck. I've been called unorthodox and much worse before. BTW I take standing high volume bag enemas in the shower weekly. Usually two. First 2.5 Qts, second 3.5 qts. As of now, using Cleanstream 10 inch comfort nozzle, folllowed by Cleanstream 20 inch tube. Yes they are hard to take, fighting the cramps. But that's half the fun and challenge. Plus, if you have a leak or bigger accident, clean up is simple and quick.

Seems like gravity would not be your friend taking an enema standing in the shower. Surprised to hear some say they can take “more” that way.

“Seems like gravity would not be your friend taking an enema standing in the shower. Surprised to hear some say they can take “more” that way.” – gwhap

My thoughts exactly. I didn't think water runs uphill. In a pinch, I've taken a couple of Fleets standing up in the shower when I didn't have time to take a water enema.

I have never stood up and had an enema but I’m sure many people have

I sometimes get frustrated and feel stuck. I hit the shower and hold as much as I can until the end. After 4qts the bag was still flowing in and out. This is not as good as a long hold. The nozzle gets stuck from no more lube.

I'm with Erwin. Love to have an enema standing watching the bag empty while I pleasure the old man in the mirror talking to myself.

I have been taking a couple a week while standing in the shower does not seem to go in very far and it's hard for me to hold. It seems to be a fight against gravity.

Denise,

That sounds like a }: GREAT 😃 idea. I will have to try that one of these days when I get a new bag. I currently do not have one as the old one sprung a leak. They are to find here in the Las Vegas NV area.

If anyone knows of either a drug store or adult book store that carried them for no more than $12.00 U.S. including sales tax, please let me know where it is. THANK YOU 😃

I have sometimes (rarely) taken an enema standing up. Though not my preference, it serves the purpose and requires less preparation time than having to set-up a bedside enema stand, etc. The cramping is indeed greater to tolerate but a good enema always becomes uncomfortable at some point (words from mom). …michael https://en.zity.biz/gallery/image/212298

My girlfriend and I will sometimes take an enema in the shower using a balloon nozzle while soaping each other. This is always our last of a series of enemas and is a large herbal enema. Sometimes she will fill herself to a pretty pregnant look and then connect the tube to my nozzle and fill me up with her enema. I then return the favor and we finish by making love.

I've recently had two anoscopy examinations and my Doctor gave me an enema before each one. She allowed me to remain standing and I was able to place my hands on the exam table while she gave me the enema prior to each procedure on separate days. The enema was only about a liter and only to clear the way for examination of my anus and rectum. Neither time presented any problems with taking the enema and releasing it prior to the procedure.

I take an enema standing in the shower almost every day. Usually, it is just enough to fill my rectum, and I immediately step out and release on the toilet. I do this by removing the shower head from my shower hose, and pushing the hose end against my anus. The pressure forces the water through my anal sphincter, and into my rectum. The result is a quick, thorough cleaning of my rectum. Sometimes, I actually continue the filling until my colon feels full. It's a quick and easy clean out. Occasionally, after expelling the large enema, I will give myself an ad hoc colonic. I fill my rectum and forcibly expel the water, simultaneously pushing the end of the hose through my opened anus into the rectum. I clench my anus around the hose and wait for a full colon. Then, without removing the hose, I release the enema around it. I repeat as many time as it takes to see the released enemas run clear. I then use the hose to flush any poop on the tub floor down the drain. It is a poor man's colon hydrotherapy.

When I was much younger, taking an enema while standing in the shower was very common for me. Mom's bag(s) were always hanging within reach. The temptation was overwhelming to put them to good use. Inasmuch as they got wet from the flow of the shower, I believed suspicions as to their use were lessened. I preferred enemas while lounging in a tub of hot water, but those while showering were very effective.

I learned about fluid dynamics as I experimented with an enema/douche bag. As long as the source was higher than the outlet, fluids flowed by gravity. The higher the source, the faster the flow until some balance as to volume slowed it. Backflow or siphoning occurred when the original source was lowered. I often got a full 2 quarts injected, but usually kept the volume much less so I could retain the enema until I stepped out and dried off.

Much later, I obtained a JBL knock off and enjoyed sitting on the bag with the nozzle impaled. If I adjusted the flow to permit a slower flow, I could take a much higher volume as the solution gradually filled me from the bottom up in my bowel. This also permitted some manipulation and rocking to get the optimal sensations.

Of course, few things beat sharing a shower with a partner who enjoys a soapy massage while also indulging in some other fluid dynamics!

A lot but mostly for play. Like after a few cleanout enemas and expelling on the potty. We have a sureshot with an extra-long hose. The girlfriend who started me on enemas also started me on using the shower massager hose. We would get cleaned out first and then get in the tub and use the shower massager hose. One of us would go first and the other would bend over and aim the hose and insert it. It would start with one of us either on our hands and knees or on the back. Then switch. All the time letting the water go in and out. Not really trying to hold it. From those positions, after enough orgasms, we would stand and bathe each other from head to toe with the hose or nozzle in one of us and then switch. We took the sureshot nozzle off after almost getting busted by mom. Mom and Dad came down to visit my sister and I. The girlfriend I mentioned ran to my room to put on clothes. I had just gotten home so I was still dressed. I closed my bedroom door and told mom and dad she was in changing clothes so that they would stay out. That day was a bummer. She had planned enemas and had a bubble bath waiting for me. She knew the routine. If mom and dad came toys go in the cardboard box and then in the closet under other boxes. Then check the bathroom for more toys. If mom would have seen it Sis and us had it planned to say she used it because growing up Sis used to get enemas a lot. While my girlfriend was in my bedroom she scribbled a note. It said don't worry I got all the nozzles put away with the toys. After that, we would just take the shower massage head off and use the hose. I still use it especially in a hurry.

The only problem I've encountered doing a standing enema with a bulb is that unless great care is used to ensure that the bulb and pipe attachment are completely filled with solution (your choice) that air will be injected before the solution itself goes in. That may or may not induce cramping which you may or not enjoy.

I personally think bending over works better from a flow standpoint than standing up. I don't care for seated on toilet either. Fighting gravity for both.