An enema for the Doc?

Okay, guys - ladies, you're welcome to weigh in, too - especially if you're in the medical profession…here's a question probably NOT asked on this forum before:

Off to see a new doc tomorrow a.m.; no problems, just switching docs. I'm sure he'll be doing all sorts of labs and a complete physical. I'll be fasting after 10 tonight. As part of the physical, I'm sure he'll have his finger up my butt. (I considered possibly asking him if one of his PA's or NP's could do it, but…naw…) Anyhow, always looking for an excuse to hang a bag (thereby avoiding the likelihood of him shoving a [hopefully gloved] finger thru a pile of crap) do I go for a big one tonight or a couple of quick bulbs in the a.m.? Or do I just let it roll?? What say you?

You could just let it roll. A lot of docs take a fecal sample from the glove for a mail in cancer screen. Even if they don't get a fecal sample, some swap the rectum with their finger and wipe it on the test card. If you want to avoid a mess - all you really need is 1 or 2 small (fleet size pure water) enemas an hour or so before the exam.