How do you hide Anal toys from your wife or girlfriend?

I can understand this, It seems sad in a way though

I would think that from a young age onward, everyone learns through experience that just because you are friends with someone, however intense, that does not mean that you both have to like, enjoy or tolerate exactly the same pleasures in life.

There has to be leeway in a relation/friendship but unfortunately not everyone seems capable of allowing for this.

Adults should know that some things are best left unsaid/unknown/hidden. It's an offshoot of the old saying that 'familiarity breeds contempt'. I don't wish for everyone to be familiar with me to an intimate degree. It can be the cause of many misunderstandings and lost friendships or broken marriages.

Maybe it's too Freudian in a roundabout way. Confiding something intimate is not liberating. The truth shall not set ye free, no matter what it says at Langley, Virginia ... ha ha.

I mentioned before we both kept or toys in the same gym bag in the closet. We lived next to a high school, and one day some kids (we assumed) broke in our house during the day while we were at work. They ransacked our bedroom and the only thing we found missing was our gym bag with the toys in it. My wife was too embarassed to call the cops. Within a few weeks we upgraded our sex toys and put locks on the windows.

I'm a gym back in the back of a shelf in the garage. Easy to get and stays well hidden the rest of the time.

If I have a wife or girlfriend that I have to hide my toys from, I have screwed up very badly in the wife/girlfriend selection process.

I'm glad others share this dilemma. So, my wife knows I have toys, and she has used some of them on me....mostly under duress. However, since she has lost much of that interest, the collection has grown (exponentially) and she might be a bit taken back at some of the new ones :-). Today the night stand drawer is the repository...along with a tote in the closet.....but the haphazardly placed pajamas are doing a sub-par job of covering up the stash. Doesn't any company make a decent sized lockable tote / box that doesn't scream out from the outside that it is loaded with plugs, dildoes, eStim, lube and sleeves?

If not, I see a business opportunity.....as there seem to be quite a few folks in this predicament.

When many here are discussing the articles of pleasuring, I cannot help but think of the many computer drives I've had to scour through...and what has been on them is truly eye-opening. People need to really learn about cleanliness...not just their bodies, but serious software tools for their hard drives.

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Pelican makes some really good cases that are lockable, damn near unbreakable, and look like a common piece of luggage. Or, the big totes look like big totes. Mighty fine cases, I have several of them for traveling with audio and video gear. Not cheap, but very good.

I hide them not only from family members but from others that may be visiting. I hide them in a closet in a suit case. A bit of a pain to dig them out but it has worked so far

No need to hide anything as we are both into toys and really anything sexual. We enjoy sharing.

I have a black leather bag that I use to store all my toys in. I also keep my glycerin, cayenne pepper, beer, molasses in the bag. All nozzles are stored in zip lock bags after cleaning. Everything is stored in a crawl space out of site...

A flexible storage box that looks innocent enough under the bed and a TSA type three digit code lock from a luggage does the job. Hiding in plain sight !