What is your best auscultation memory?

Did you have a story to tell about your most memorable real stethoscope exam?

Why did you have your heart and lungs listened too? Was you sick? Yearly checkup? Or something else?

How did the exam got you to feel? Was it embarrassing or exiting?

A couple of years ago I had gotten a new doctor. She was very worried about my blood pressure and listened to me sitting up and laying down, all the way down to my panties.

I had on my underwear and a gown with the opening in the front. I think of laying on the table with my gown open while she listened often.

When at my Pediatrician exam he would place his stethoscope starting on my upper chest slowly moving down from my chest to above my belly button, then past that. Moving down and side to side to above my penis. then using the scope to palpate my femoral pulse !

Recently my GP had me lay flat on the table Placing his scope on my chest to just below my belly button, side by side.

My last doctor’s appointment - new doctor due to new insurance provider. She listened to my chest carefully while making eye contact. It was silence in the room - it probably took her 20-30 seconds but felt longer.

Possibly my best memory in real life was when I went to the doctors because I was unwell when I was five. The doc asked my mother to strip me down to my underpants, and so I was sitting on the table only wearing my briefs. The doctor slowly listened to my lungs and heart, slowly moving the stethoscope along my chest and back, listening all over to just above my bellybutton and then had me lie down to listen to my tummy. He then asked me if I wanted to listen to myself and put the stethoscope in my ears and let me listen to my little heart beating away and the gurgling sounds coming out of my tummy.

A fantastic memory, but not very medical.

This took place forty five years ago.

I had been ‘’dating'' Maria, a very smart languages student, for several months and we were having a womderfull time together, discovering all the things we shared, but there was nothing sexual between us. Maria was a dreal girl to me, but I was too shy to ''declare'' to her and was afraid to ruin our beautifull friendship just by mentioning sex.

Finally, one saturday evening, at her place, I suddely told her: ‘’ I want to make love to you''

At first, Maria was shocked, but after a long discussion, she agreed to have sex with me, but ''on her terms''.

She asked me to get naked and told me she would keep her clothes on for the time been. She went to her bathroom to collect some items.

Then, she came back with a stethoscope and she stethed me for quite a while, as a doctor would have. But, knowing I was afraid of doctors, she told me: ''don't worry, I know nothing about cardiology, you could be dying, I would not be able to tell''

As she was listening to my heart and lungs, Maria complimented me on my soft skin and played with my erect nipples. After a few minutes of stething, she proposed me to listen to my heart. I accepted and was facinated, as it was the first time I had a chance to listen to my heart. Then, she opened her blouse and let me auscultate her

The whole thing was very exciting.

Then, after the stething session, before allowing me to take off her clothes and kiss her, Maria produced a thermometer and took my rectal temperature, but this is another story …

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@Svensson The sounds an amazing memory, both her listening to you, then you listening to yourself and finally getting to listen to her. I bet your heart was pounding away when you listened and it wasn't just your nipples that were erect! A mutual stething session is always exciting. 😃

@scotty95 ,

I was quite impressed by my first love night with Maria.

But I forgot to mention that the same scenario repeated itself every time we had sex, and allways included auscultation and rectal temperature taking

Maria allways stethed me for some time as I stood naked in front of her, fully clothed. After that, she would ask me to turn around , part my buttocks and insert a thermometer in my rectum. Then, as I was standing with the thermometer registering, she played with the thermometer, having it go very slowly back and forth into my ass. Some times, she would ask me to lie on her lap for the temperature taking

Then, lovemaking came as a reward.

My lovely wife, a few years ago...

She had a big pain in her stomach. Her stomach was making a lot of loud growls that you could hear without a stethoscope... I remember when the doctor was checking her heart while she was lying down, her bowel was making a lot of noises. then he listened to her abdomen and said, Wao... a lot of noises inside! it was a very good memory...

My best auscultation memory has to be the first time I stethed my husband in person. We met as cardiophiles 8 years ago, but 4 years ago we decided to meet in person for the first time. And finally being face to face and having the privacy to steth one another after so much time… 🥰 I don’t think anything will ever top that moment!

It's nice that at least you have found each other with similar preferences. It's very sweet, I guess.