Volcano Enema Vinegar/Baking Soda/Gassy Enema

I agree, it has to be dangerous... Could be fun, but it doesn't worth the risk.

This is just a dare i saw on get dare which i modifed and decided to try not completely sure if it is safe but it didnt harm me. firsly i got a large piece of toilet paper, next i got 4 table spoons of baking soda and put it ontop of the toilet paper i then folded the toilet paper so that the baking soda was sealed i then got an empty dish washing liquid bottle and put in about 50 ml of pure malt vinegar, i then proped my self up on my back with my arms and my ass in the air, i then inserted the toilet paper sealed baking soda int my ass using hair gel ass as a lube next i squesed the vinegaer into my ass which stung a bit. at first nothing happened but then the reaction began the vinegar soaked through the papaer and had started to react with the baking soda. the feeling was extrodanary and was one of the best feelings i have ever felt. my ass gaped wide ass foam erupted from my anus it was an unbelivable feeling. after it had finished my ass opened easily for a while and i could do large insertions i usually couldnt do before do any of you have an explanation for this?

Not for me!

That sounds amazing, but I'd probably get caught cause that would go EVERYWHERE

Sounds truly. Awesome. The reaction of vinegar and baking soda expanding in yourrectum must have given a most rewarding full feeling. Where did youn explode? How far did it go? What sort of lrge insertions did you use?

Do this in a bathtub to contain the explosive mess.

DO NOT use any type of retention nozzle to contain the gas inside your colon. The rate of gas creation can cause serious injury.

DO NOT block the anal opening. You need a gas escape route.

Also remember that undiluted vinegar can be somewhat caustic. You can shed the lining of your colon and contend with after-effects for days or weeks after.

Hve you seen the videos where someone drops some Mentos tablets into a bottle of Diet Coke, and the resulting tower of foam this produces? I've been wondering what it would feel like to have a Diet Coke and Mentos enema...

You just keep doing these things. We will be reading about you on www.darwinawards.com

Just because it didn't happen THIS time, all you did was made a mess.

I just read about this one on another WEB page. Anyone ever hear about this one or try it?

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Remember those volcanoes you made in grade school, where you filled them with baking soda, poured some vinegar in, then sat back and watched it foam all over the dining room table? Well, it's still fun! Give 1qt with a few tablespoons of baking soda, rinse the bag out, then give 1qt with 8oz of vinegar or lemon juice. Don't do this with any kind of retention nozzle! Produces lots of gas and some rather strong cramping, both from the solution and gas cramps from the resulting gas. And due to the volcano effect, don't do this on the dining room table.

I have done this, but a little differently. I took the 1 qt baking soda enema, then used a squeeze bulb for a concentrated lemon juice enema so I could be sure to get all the juice in quickly. Immediate rumblings and gurgling, and very fast pressure build up. Definitely not one I could hold!

Pardon my language, but talk about "The chit hitting the fan!" I would highly recomend a cleansing enema first or the defecation will be on a colision course with the rotary oscillator!

I've experienced where I used bulbs to administer it (one bulb with baking soda solution.. Other with cut apple cider vinegar/water). Best to do after a cleansing enema and in a bathtub... And be prepared to duck - anything high up in your system will shoot out. Also, be prepared, after you are done with the novelty of the explosions, that you'll need to do a rinse enema... You will maybe in pain, but that's the breaks in doing such an entertaining (but explosive) enema!

And the best way is with an Enurse like you Dante to administer it

I have given myself a 1 quart enema. Then peeled open and stacked alka seltzer tablets. Lubed up and sent them home. Start out with only a couple at first. They produce a lot of gas. The feelings and distension are wonderful.

And the best way is with an Enurse like you Dante to administer it

You are too kind!?

I'm new here and this is my first post. When I did this, I added Castile soap and salt. The salt was to balance the electrolytes but the soap was to make bubbles. This gives you some sense as to how much carbon dioxide is being generated.

I think that you should rinse with water afterwards, but that's just me.

That is a wonderful enema for experts..

Well, without the bubbles, you're just farting...

Hi Dante, I"ll be in NYC the first week in Dec. this year. If you will be in N. Jersey and are interested in a meeting for let me know.

I have posted the procedure for administering this enema several times on this site. My first time experience with it was when I took two quarts of water with three tablespoons of baking soda dissolved in it.That felt so nice especially since calcium carbonate, baking soda, is basic. Then I added lemon juice, and the pain and cramps nearly sent me to the moon. A more convenient acid is vinegar and about a half cup will do nicely. This enema is grounds for divorce, if that is your goal. Its been said," never trust a fart!." This one will produce the largest fart you have ever had in your life!. It would make a great April Fool joke to play on yourself.

Have fun but play safely and remember that, an enema a day keeps the doctor away.

P.S. This enema will keep everyone away!

73

Bill/K2MMW

I have posted the procedure for administering this enema several times on this site. My first time experience with it was when I took two quarts of water with three tablespoons of baking soda dissolved in it.That felt so nice especially since calcium carbonate, baking soda, is basic. Then I added lemon juice, and the pain and cramps nearly sent me to the moon. A more convenient acid is vinegar and about a half cup will do nicely. This enema is grounds for divorce, if that is your goal. Its been said," never trust a fart!." This one will produce the largest fart you have ever had in your life!. It would make a great April Fool joke to play on yourself.

Have fun but play safely and remember that, an enema a day keeps the doctor away.

P.S. This enema will keep everyone away!

73

Bill/K2MMW

Sodium Bicarbonate is baking soda.

Calcium carbonate is an antacid, like Tums. It is also sea shells, egg shells, and part of many types of rocks.

Sure! Give yourself a qt of strong baking soda solution, give it a few minutes to work its way up into you, then inject a bulb of vinegar. I suggest squeezing it in fast while sitting on the toilet. Why not just use a bulb to inject air into yourself? Its easy, safe, and you can keep removing and refilling the bulb til you're inflated like a basketball. A tried and rue recipe is a jar of blackstrap molasses dissolved in a half gallon of very warm milk. Take it in knee/chest position and relax. It feels wonderful going in. Hold it a minimum of thirty minutes. You'll get huge amounts of gas and very strong cramps as the bacteria in your colon feast on the milk and molasses. This is a common punishment enema, and works best if administered high with a colon tube. A double balloon nozzle can be used to aid in retaining it until the recipient has been punished sufficiently.

If you can hold this quantity (a jar of Blackstrap Molasses, and 2 qts of warm milk) of an M & M enema for 30 minutes, I would be totally surprised. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you lost it somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes.

You really want to be careful about combining baking soda and vinegar in the colon. It does cause distention, but it could also damage sensitive blood vessels!

To test my limits, on two occasions about a year ago and a month ago (just to make sure I wouldn't do it a third time) I used one quart of molasses (two jars) and one quart of milk, very slowly warmed on the stove to 100 degF. I used a double balloon nozzle and retained it for fifteen minutes.

It was not very hard to retain and the powerful cramps didn't start until about ten minutes into the retention. After the fifteen minutes of retention, when I was on the toilet half way through the expulsion, I started to feel a little light headed and nauseated. After I had expelled most of it, I had to lie down on the floor to relax. After about ten minutes lying down, I got back on the toilet for the final expulsion. It took another half hour before I felt like myself again.

I won't do that much of each ingredient again. It would be an excellent punishment.

I also heard about M & M enema can use for a good punishment, but haven't tried yet

The M & M enema REALLY works. WOW

If you want really gassy for about six to eight hours afterwards, then give yourself a yogurt enema. After taking a series of tap water enemas to clean myself out, I will take a quart of unflavored yogurt with live (or active) cultures that has been sitting out for a few hours to warm up, mix it with one quart of warm water, and take it as an enema. It will be extremely thick, so the standard tube on most enema bags may not be big enough. I will hold it for as long as I can, but within a few minutes of taking it, you will hear your stomach start grumbling as the bacteria in your gut start breaking down the yogurt and producing gas, and my stomach swells until I can't take the pressure anymore. Even after expelling the watery yogurt, your colon will be lined with the milky liquid, which the bacteria will continue to break down and produce gas, so be prepared to be somewhere for the next six hours or so that you can pass it without embarrassment.

So, I have seen many post on here on the topic of "gassy enemas" but I want to now, what is the BEST solution if your really looking to have a "ballooned" belly and extreme gas?