Accidentally pushed out

Have you ever accidentally pushed out the thermometer when your mom checked your rectal temp at home?

Or did she just notice some movement of the thermometer, and warned you "don't push it out, or I put it in for an other 5 minutes young lady/boy!"

I read somewhere where kids tend to push out the anal thermometer.🌡 That never happened to me. I wonder what the nurse or docs think when someone does that. I bet they get upset or just re-insert it for another 5 min with them holding it instead of leaving the exam room. I mean how do u push it out??? That’s amazing if people can do that hahaha...I call that talent. 😂

I never pushed mine out, nor did my sister. But Mom always kept her hand on our ass cheeks to prevent the little glass rod from coming out.

I have never pushed mine out.

I never did as mom always held it in.

I've had it come out because of the amount of Vaseline making it too slippery to stay in place.

And what was your mother reaction to this, JJM?

Never pushed it out, mom would hold it in or squeeze my butt cheeks together.

I've never pushed it out but I did tighten my anus and/or muscles one time which caused the thermometer to noticeably move. This caused a reaction from the nurse and my mom to relax. I remember it feeling so good when I clenched but it stayed in.

Pushing it out usually just started the process again especially at the doctors office. And if mom thought it was on purpose well the hairbrush got involved for a chat at home.

It has happened and it is a very helpless feeling. It slowly begins to move and the next thing you're expelling it before the nurse can react. It falls between my legs and then I apologize while the nurse reinserts and this time holds it deep into me. They KY does make it slippery for sure and necessary for penetration. There is something about having KY residue that is very arousing later on. I feel it in my opening as well as between my cheeks and there is often staining in my briefs!

It happened to me one time that I can remember. I was about 13 or 14, and after the nurse put the thermometer in my rectum, she was tending to some stuff, like cotton balls, tongue depressors, etc. They usually would hold the thermometer in the entire time. I didn't realize it had come out, I guess with all the vaseline on it it just slipped out. When the nurse saw it, the thermometer was laying on the back of one of my legs. She said she would have to do it all over again, so again she shook it down. Why she needed more vaseline I will never understand, but she put more on and then inserted it again. This time she held it in the whole time. Just more trauma growing up.

It happened to me one or two times. My mother had left my room after she inserted the thermometer. I pushed it out involuntarily. I put it back quickly before my she came back. So she didn't know what happened.

I never pushed out the thermometer as my mom or dad’s hand was never too far from it. I did however pushed out a suppository after insertion by accident 2 or 3 times. It usually meant a second and deeper insertion.

No, it always managed to stay in place when I had mine taken.

No, never. I enjoyed the anal feeling, but I just barely felt it so maybe that's why it really never moved.

Eric

I just remember mom telling me not to move and i had to wait.

Towards the tail end of being of the age to receive a rectal thermometer at the doctor’s office, I figured out that pushing the thermometer out would often buy me a do-over for double the fun. I believe that particular habit led to having my temp taken orally. I remember a RT being hit or miss for the year before I finally lost my rectal thermometer privileges for good. I suppose it depended up which nurse I had, and whether it was one I performed my push-out trick in front of or not, and my mother just looked on.

There was nothing accidental about it, and my mother just looked on.

Fontana > Why she needed more vaseline I will never understand, but she put more on and then inserted it again.

I have a hypothesis for this. I suspect nursing protocol is that you must apply lubricant to any object you are about to insert rectally, and there is no provision in the protocol for "slipped out due to being over lubricated".

> This time she held it in the whole time. Just more trauma growing up.

How long? My mother counted three minutes.

Accidently no, purposely yes. I got a few hard spanks for my antics too.

It wasn’t mom but an adult friend of mine. I went to see her for a massage. During the massage she briefly stopped, reached under my head and felt my forehead. Telling me she’d be right back she left and a minute or two later returned with a jar of Vaseline and a thermometer. It was a GERATHERM rectal thermometer.

I was naked on the table, so it was a mere action of spreading my cheeks and after shaking the thermometer down and placing it in the Vaseline, she slowly pushed it onto my rectum.

It was only up my butt a few seconds when I felt it sliding out, not in! She saw it too and quickly re spread my cheeks and re-introduced it back into my anal passage. Laughing she told me not to let it come out again. Well I heard her, the thermometer didn’t and out it came.

Grabbing it, she took it, wiped it off and sent it back up my rectum but held it in place until three minutes passed. Luckily I was “ normal”.

She retuned to the massage and as the time to end the session neared, she again stepped out of the room and after a moment or two came back to me.

Then she started massaging my buttocks and I knew she was now using lotion and it was warm. Her hands found their way between my cheeks lubing my anal opening, immediately followed by her long index finger plunging into my ass and pushing to my prostate , pressing and rubbing it while her other hand grabbed my erection, starting to stroke it as I lifted my hips to meet the thrust of her finger as she now rammed it in and out of my ass!

As she stroked my erection she placed a second, then third finger in along with her index finger, definitely stretching me and between that and her stroking me was nothing short of heaven!

Her three fingers, well inserted and well lotioned, never slipped out like the thermometer did!

The release was amazing while she lovingly fingered me,