Any OMG or "OOPS" moments?

I was wondering if any of you have a "OMG" or "OOPS" moment from an exam.

As related in my first pelvic exam story, my "OMG is when it turned into a FULL pelvic, with rectovag. nobody told me that was even a possibility.

I was at an older doctor's office in a (converted) residence, bent over the table and heard the door, behind me, open briefly. "OOPS!"

Others?

I chuckled at your little anecdote, DrDeb! I sort-of remember as a teenager having a detailed ENT examination by a specialist - l had expected just to have my ears syringed! Just as the exam was getting started, the specialist's lay-assistant (as l'll call her) walked in without knocking and placed a whole tray of freshly sterilised instruments on his examination stand, and gave me a sternly scrutinising look as she did so.

- Ken

Not at a medical exam, but when I was referred by my dentist to the orthodontist age 12, at the first appointment he said Oh My Goodness and called in his colleague in from the surgery next door, to see my teeth overcrowding, apparently I have a small mouth, not something many would believe

My "OMG is similar to yours, Dr. I was 22, and had to get a graduate school exam to attend out of state. My dad's doctor was chosen, and at the appointed time, I was stripped to my briefs.

They dropped, he did the visual, scrotal and hernia, then I heard okay, Johnny, grab your knees...

"OMG, I was only 22! and my first rectal.

One very memorable. I was a young adult and had only been examined by a single doctor up to that point, meaning never had a nurse assisting at least not with the more intimate parts.

While the nurse was busy with my chart or something else, the male doctor had me roll on my side and undid the gown in back. His hands spread my cheeks open and then he called the nurse over. I glanced back behind me to see them both seated on stools, their two faces together inches from my bottom looking at my anus as he showed her what was apparently a minor hemorrhoid, using his fingertips to pull this way and that, and then to insert his finger as she watched him do the DRE.

It was an unexpected, awkward sensation having two people looking at such an intimate part of me, basically chatting about my anal area up close and personal, especially for me to watch her watch him penetrate me like that.

But they were very professional, clinical, like I wasn’t even there as a person. The nurse never even looked at my face or acknowledged me. After, the doctor was very friendly, explained my condition, and prescribed a steroid gel for the hemorrhoid.

Once I farted during a DRE. No big deal but awkward.

I almost had one with an x-ray. It wasn't that long ago but I was much more shy regarding nudity at the doctor's. I almost misunderstood the tech, who told me put a gown on. I knew it was supposed to only be an x-ray of my upper body but thought for some reason she might need me to be nude under the gown for the x-ray. I made sure to ask and she told me I didn't need the gown and could just take my shirt off for the x-ray. I think in that situation it would have definitely been embarrasing being naked when I didn't have to be. I feel she didn't think I might misunderstand her instructions, and I took a bit of time contemplating what to do until asking her. She definitely could have walked in before I put on the gown if I didn't ask to be sure of her instructions, not expecting me to get nude.

Another time was more on the doctor's end. I just laid down for a genital exam but she started right away once I did and didn't put on gloves. I noticed because her hand felt warm and different than usual and I'm not really sure how she didn't notice until touching my penis but she corrected the mistake as soon as she noticed.

At my annual medical (not gyno) I am usually asked to take off all my clothes including bra apart from my underwear, and then to put my t shirt back on. Then at the end I lift my t shirt and bare my breasts for a feel then pull down my knickers for a vulva exam. One time instead of saying "apart from your underwear" she said "including your underwear". I've now realised that I think she must have actually said "excluding your underwear". I had a whole medical with my slit on show that I now think was a mistake! I got an external and 2 fingers up my vagina that she asked me to squeeze at the end so my knickers would have come off eventually anyway!

I went in for an MRI this past week for some back problems Ive been having, and of course had to strip down to socks, undies, and a gown for the procedure. Having the back issue (plus a couple other issues) right now means its difficult to walk period so my roommate was nice enough take me there and push me around in a wheelchair to the exam, where I was able to get to the exam area and get undressed, etc. If anyone's ever had an MRI typically they will take your clothes and put them in a locker and hold on to the key and then give it back after. Well of course the MRI's done, I get wheeled back out to the waiting room where my roommate is there to waiting to take me home. The nurse says to him "ok he's all ready, have a good night!" and starts to rush off. One problem, I'm still in my gown and she has the keys to all my things. Thankfully I spoke up in time to get her attention. My roommate didnt even really realize they had my stuff too, and he was prepared to just wheel me to the car and drive me home almost naked, lol.

At my age I've had a few. Once I was in for a GI series where they give you that liquid chalk to drink. At first in the waiting room in a gown I noticed the woman with a couple kids glaring at me and I just thought she was having a bad day with her little boy and girl. Several years later it came to me that I was naked under the gown and I had not learned to "girl sit" so they could see everything as I was giving them a great up-skirt.

On that same visit the assistant was the wife of the bartender where I spent my free time. They had me on the table for whatever the machine did and had me roll onto my side. That left my front fully exposed as the gown flopped down off across my back. She tried to pull it up over to cover my front but due to rolling over for the machines view it wasn't long enough to cover my cock and balls so she was forced to study them for the whole test. Every time I met her in the bar after that she always smiled.

In the army I hurt my back and went to the hospital where they decided to put me in a whirlpool for a treatment. My choice was skivvies on or skivvies off. I chose to walk back with dry skivvies, so I'm sitting there naked in the tub waiting for someone to come in to massage my back. Well, in comes this gorgeous blond WAC to do that. As soon as she went hands on my back my cock stood straight up. She could see it slap my belly every time she leaned over my shoulder as her hands slid down my back. She looked at me and smiled then she giggled each time she bent over.

Years later at the VA waiting for an x-ray I met a woman who had been to Nam and was about my age. They called me first to put on a gown in the changing room then in for the x-ray. Back in the changing room I took off the gown when she came in to get ready herself. We continued our earlier conversation as I got dressed and with no hesitation she got undressed and gowned up. The strange thing about that was neither of us seemed to care, we were just two old soldiers changing clothes. Back out in the waiting room she said they shouldn't have full length mirrors in there for us old people to see ourselves in.

Not exactly an oops but my ARNP at the VA mentioned she had a female trainee one day and asked if it was OK with me. I agreed and she had me naked on the table to give me a real thorough exam. She needed help finding my prostate so I got a real fingering from two girls that day. When I had the first appointment with the ARNP she had me bent over the table and as she inserted her finger she said "Oh you have a nice little one". That surprised me a bit as nobody had ever commented on the size of my little wrinkly one before. Then I realized she meant my prostate and I told her I was just thinking the same about her finger. We became friends after that.

My long time family doc used to break up my physical in two visits, top and bottom. For the bottom he did the DRE and I was always naked for the whole 15-20 minute visit. Somehow his B-U-Tiff-L receptionist always had to bring him some paperwork while I was in there.

Then there was the time they sent in a teeny bopper to give me a full body shave before a heart bypass. The gown opened in the back so she did the back first then had me stand and remove it to do the front. She started at my neck then when she got down to my pubes she exclaimed as she noticed I was completely naked; "We need a little modesty" so she put a folded towel across my loins then immediately removed it to shave there. I felt like I was in a Tim Conway skit and had all I could do to keep from laughing out loud.

How much ever I try I can't forget this incident when I was 14. (Much before I came out as lesbian)

I was in severe leg pain that made it very difficult to walk. I was wearing a tight jeans not expecting that doctor would want to have it removed for examination. The doctor genuinely requested to take off the jeans after pressing the leg with jeans on. My mom was present alongwith the male orthopaedic I was referred to, and his female nurse.

He asked me to take it off and lie down. But when I pulled my tight jeans (stupid me) my panty also came off. The nurse doctor and mom got a view of my bottom. I hurriedly lifted jeans back but damage was done. It was really embarrassing. Got scolded from mom at home for my stupidity.

During a buttock injection at my Rheumatology practice for a flare up of inflammation in my joints that occurred prior to my standard monthly duel injects of Cimzia I experienced a "OOPS" moment when bent over and leaning on exam table end which faced the exam room door direct. I was receiving a steroidal Depo inject to tide me over until my prescribed medication could be given it not due for another week as designated on my scheduling.

Taken to the exam room for the inject by a nurse from their infusion staff I now in the aforementioned position and stance at tables end already had my pants down at floor as the nurse with a prepared hypodermic ready for inject lowered my underpants just below my buttock cheeks and raised my shirt tail upward above the buttocks and did the alcohol swipe to the designated spot and then with hypodermic in hand gave me the insertion warning for my preparedness of about to receive it and as the inject moment came and it still inward a sudden simultaneous door one knock and opening occurred myself and the nurse both taken by surprise by my physicians triage nurse now present .

She had given me these herself in past visits when needed and mistakenly thought I was awaiting her in the room for administration by her as before or so said.

Upon leaving as I passed the nurses station prior to door leading out to the initial front check in and exiting door of practice both nurses having seen me and other staff were present and eliciting a rather wry and sly demeanor of expression making me feel as though it had been perpetrated for amusement but I certainly enjoyed it afterward in retrospect. Fretter