When you had your rectal temp taken growing up, did they put lube on the tip of the thermometer or directly on your bumhole (or both)?
For me there was a glob of Vaseline placed on the tip at home or some medical lubricant put on the tip at the doctor’s office. I seem to remember having my bottom lubed at some point but it’s fuzzy, which makes me think it might have been done at the hospital when I had my tonsils out.