Bidet Seats "Wow, I think your toilet seat just gave me an enema"

Wow, I think your toilet seat just gave me an enema. Has anyone ever heard this from a female guest? We recently finished a major remodel of our upstairs and had Toto washlet toilets installed. When I was shopping for bidet toilet seats there were many which actually had an enema function on the controls. I thought that these would raise too many questions and I wanted the highest quality which is Toto.

What I have learned is that with position and adjustment it really works. Not substitute for a soapy bag of water, or even a simple Fleets enema, but it does provide good enough stimulation to make a stubborn poo a lot easier.

Our remodel was completed in January and shortly after we were confined for the Covid-19 lockdown. So, I am still waiting for a curious female guest to emerge asking “why did your toilet seat give me an enema?”

By the way, I have been looking for posts on this subject for quite a while, so I thought I would start the conversation.

Bidets, whether a full blown toilet with bidet function, or an add-on bidet, sometimes refer to an enema function. The amount of pressure and positioning needs don't seem to provide an adequate enema, although can help initiate passage of dry feces near the end of the rectal cavity. The increased water pressure can also be very uncomfortable on those delicate tissues.

I installed a bidet under the toilet seat. It has the warm water function and is plumbed into the hot supply line. It is one of the greatest additions I've had the pleasure of experiencing. Others who have used it, also share the positive aspects which include overcoming hemorrhoidal problems. Nobody has exclaimed anything relative to getting an enema from it. It has, however, provided some understanding why I keep an enema bag and bulb syringe nearby in the bathroom.

While those old rubber items may seem old-fashioned, it isn't hard to understand why an injection of warm water, and subsequent cleansing with the bidet, is a great solution to various problems, especially with toilet paper being in rather short supply.

The practical application of water needn't be perceived as perverted or deviant. I still try to keep that relatively secret and shared only with those who understand just how enjoyable those old-fashioned enemas can be!

We installed a toilet seat bidet with the enema function. In order to activate that function, however, one had to press the appropriate button, so I am a bit baffled how a guest would engage the function unless she was just exploring deliberately. I personally found the enema function did not give much enema, but it did hurt my rectum from the force of the jet when using it, so I stopped.

We have a TOTO washlet seat. Motion sensor starts heating the seat as you approach so it’s nice and warm. From and rear wash functions, adjustable temp and position, oscillating and pulse functions. No enema.

If you want a bidet that does what a bidet is supposed to, GET A BIDET.

The girls have one in a bathroom they share and we have one in our bathroom.

https://www.americanstandard-us.com/bathroom/bidets/cadet-bidet-16268?variant=linen

https://www.us.kohler.com/us/San-Tropez-vertical-spray-bidet-with-4-faucet-holes/productDetail/bidets/418640.htm?skuId=359224&brandId=430701

I like the American Standard because the Kohler bidets do not have the option to flow water through the rim to warm the seat.

If colors are more important, Kohler has more colors.

Toto also makes real bidets, but I never looked at them.

Instead of separate hot and cold faucets, we have a thermostatic valve on the wall.

The water is always the right temperature and if you like you can set the bidet to send water through the porcelain to warm the seat before you sit down. Who wants cold water in a sharp stream shot up their butt or worse, on your vulva?

If you want a bidet that does what a bidet is supposed to, GET A BIDET.

Our obviously inferior TOTO seat has preset settings (position, wash and dry temps) for two users. And it cleans my butt just fine! ?

Bidet toilet seats are a nice addition if you don't have a plumbed in bidet fixture. Most, whether specifically intended to or not, can give a sort of enema. Nothing like a bag or bulb, but can well moisten and lubricate the opening and inside a bit, easing the passage of hard, dry poo.

If you haven't pood in a week and are full of rocks... forget it. It's bag time.

But, if you are a bit constipated, relaxing on the seat, spreading the opening, and letting the water run in and out for a couple of minutes can get things going.

The above does not apply to the few bidet seats that have nozzles that actually go into the user. However, they are not sanitary, because the same internal nozzle is shared among users.

For me, their best6 use is to rinse out my bottom end after a poo. When the water goes in a bit, it helps get out the last bits of poo. This is especially useful if one is pooing loose.

Sadly, most have a very limited warm water capacity that soon gets really chilly.

There was a popular joke a number of years ago about a guy who pressed the "ATR" button and lost his Dick as it meant automatic tampon removal " ,if you have a private both in tour master bedroom a bidet is great ,but sharing a nozzle would be a huge issue in a guest room especially in view of the pandemic ., you never can truly know who or what people believe as science ,in the " witches " period it was believed that witches made flying ointment out of potatoes ( we all love light fluffy mashed but I doubt they will fly even for accused "witch" ).

The Water Fittings Regulations pretty much prevent the use of bidets with ascending sprays here in the UK. Like the colour range available, but they appear pretty expensive. You can buy a basic bidet here for around $150. Add another $100 for the fittings and you are still talking one third of the price you guys would pay.