Of all people who took your rectal temperature, who did best job?

This can be either while growing up as a child or as an adult.

My choices are limited, but I have to say it was my mom by a long shot.

I would fast-forward to my early 20's, when my girlfriend at the time, took it. It was so much different than as a kid. This fostered an adult level relationship, involving emotions, and sexual stimulation. I can't speak for everyone, but when my mom used to do it, it was painful, unpleasant, and forced against my will. There was nothing warm and fuzzy about those memories.

Just like I said under other topics...My mom was the only person who too my rectal temperature and I was never touched by a nurse.

I would say it is a even contest between my husband and mother for obvious reasons!!! lol Denise

How does someone do or not do a good job taking your temperature?

Mine were mostly taken as a child by complete strangers. I seldom saw the same nurse twice that I can recall. There wasn’t a single thermometer in our home. That’s what the Doctor’s office was for. I still equate having my RT taken by female strangers, and I like it.

Easy. My sister. Mom would be cooking and a thousand other things and if I was just laying around she would feel my forehead. If I felt hot to her she would get the thermometer. (You have to remember that this was way before I liked anything back there. I thought touching back there was gross. Also, my sister is two years older than me. ) So mom would slide it in and then call my sister. She would ask my sister if she wanted to hold the thermometer or stand in the hot kitchen and stir whatever she was cooking. Of course, my sister would say that she would hold the thermometer. As soon as mom was out of site my sister would wiggle the thermometer or something to make me squeal or yelp. Then mom would yell at me and say I better not be fanning around. Then she would ask if I would help her with her homework. I knew better than to say no or maybe. If I did she would do something to make me squeal again and I would get in trouble. After a few minutes mom would come back in and take it out and read it.

When mom took it the whole thing was boring. I would just lay there with my head to one side until it was over.

@SwitchableSusie,

I am convinced you can assess whether a person taking a rectal temperature is doing a good job or not

The way she parts your buttchecks, the way she inserts the thermometer and how far she inserts it, how she plays or not with the thermometer as it registers, all these elements can be soft and gentle or brutal or even painfull.

I have allways considered rectal temperature taking, giving or receving, as a very exciting part of my relation with my sexpartners. My present girlfriend shares this opinion.

Very interesting question, but difficult to answer.

As a child, my mother took often ( fairly frequently in fact) my rectal temperature. She was allways very nice and gentle. She used to tell me stories, as the thermometer registered, and I enjoyed those moments of innocent intimacy, but I was allways afraid that I would in fact have a temperature and my mother would call the doctor, my biggest fear at this age.

Then, just as I turned 18, I had my last high School physical. During this exam, to my surprise, after the genital exam, the young and attractive female school doctor asked me to turn around and then, without notice, parted my buttchecks and incerted a thermometer in my rectum, letting her hands on my buttchecks as the thermometer registered. She must have done a good job as I quickly developed a full size érection. That was a humuliating (two others ladys were present) but also exciting experience. I still remember it, fifty years later

A few years later, I fell in love with a fascinating girl, who happened to be very much into medfet. The first night we had sex, she produced a stethoscope and a thermometer and had me take off my clothes. Then she stethed me and took my rectal temperature before accepting to take off her own clothes. She certainly did a good job that night. And so she did for the four years that our relation lasted, as she insisted to take my rectal temperature every time we had sex. Of course, she also allowed me to take her temp

Now, for some times, I have been enjoying a happy relation with a girlfriend, who likes as much rectal temperature as I do, and we play a lot with thermeters every time we make love. She also does a very good job taking my temperature and letting me take hers, usualy on eachover's lap. We both enjoy rectal température, but we also have a lot of ''regular'' sex.

I don't really have strong memories of my temp being taken at home. The experiences going for a physical and/or sick visit are what I recall the strongest. Typically, my temperature was taken by the nurse but sometimes the doctor. I think that the doctor was a bit less concerned or empathetic when he took it.

Growing up as a child My mom did the best job

Me, myself and no one 😉

Anyone in particular otherwise?? 😜

My Mother, My Sisters, Nurse and on a few occasion my grandma.

Mom always did the best then grandma. Nurses some we're good others hurt when they wanted to shove it in there.

My play doctor as he has taken in many positions, very good at making it gentle and embarrassing ar same time

There was one nurse at the pediatrician growing up that scooped a glob of Vaseline on the end. She then moved it around a bit at your anus to spread the lubricant some. Those movements prior to insertion were amazing

The admittance nurse of the hospital pediatric ward she use a big glob of vaseline petroleum jelly and left the residue on my anus. It left me with a sticky feeling.

Everyone who took my temperature did a decent job. Nobody better than another. I just wished that it could have been done another way. Maybe then I would not have this fetish today.

It's sort of an off-the-wall question. At times when I've needed a rectal temp, husband is my #1 choice. Every girl could use a gentle pat on the butt when we're sick. However, I must give close second to a young nurse at an urgent care in Minnesota, when I was treated for a migraine and nausea while on vacation. I was lying on my side on an exam table gagging into a plastic bucket when she asked if "I minded" her taking my temperature rectally. "I guess," I said. "If you need to." It couldn't have taken even 15 seconds, in and out. Honestly, I hardly felt anything. She used one of those electronic probes. A little K-Y remained on the "entry point," that's it.

I guess the nurse at my pediatrician office as a kid. She was big heavyset I love big girls and she wore those typical white scrubs no old fashioned hat though haha. Always gentle but firm telling me it wouldn’t hurt but needed to be done etc.

I also vote for the nurse at my doctor's office as a youngster!

My mom did the best job taking my temperature

The nurse at the doctor’s office did the best job with the wrapper protected thermometer

Mom and Gram did a good job doing rectal temps.

I don’t think I ever thought of this. I didn’t know some one could do a good job. Maybe I never had a bad experience.

My mom did a wonderful job taking my temp. Always gentle and caring. I'll never forget it.

Mom always did a great job, even when I really didn't want to. Nurses on the other hand, well lets just say; some did an okay job but others really made the whole experience way more uncomfortable than it had to be when they were rushing it by trying to get it in quickly.

On my zity blog i detail my time in the hospital when i was 10 years old. the one i liked best was the red head nurse who woke me up for a rectal temp. the one that i think of most was a nurse who i now know enjoyed it. holding my cheeks apart so long she did not insert the thermometer in me until i looked back. wish i knew then what i know now!

A high school friend definitely stands out as my top choice.

When I was younger I guess I'd say parents... had some babysitters do it but that was more memorable than "best job" material, and I only recall getting it done at the doctor once when I was really young, and in the ER once when I was in grade school but too sick to care about how they did it, especially since it was followed up with a painful antibiotic shot.

I never had rectal temperatures at the doctor but always knew it was a way to have it taken. I always remember seeing the thermometers in the exam room on the table across from the exam table and wondered if there might be the chance the doctor might take it that way. My play doctor is a master of taking rectal temperatures during his exams. He usually does at least two during each physical - standing leaning over the table, briefs pulled down and then again on all fours on the exam table. He's always very professional and reassuring saying relax and take a deep breath. Once the thermometer is fully inserted he always without saying when adds really intense erection stimulation during the process which is still made to feel like it's a necessary part of the procedure. While stimulating the penis he always asks, "And how does that feel?"